So, apparently Canada gets a Thanksgiving day too (which is today). Before I tell you what I’m thankful for, I just want to point out that Canadian Thanksgiving Day is a total f*cking bizzaro-world version of the US’s Thanksgiving day: 1) They put gravy on their fries instead of turkey and 2) They have a ‘Thanksgiving Day Classic’ CFL game every year. Canada does get a lot of grief, but that’s because they’re like the little brother we love to bully joke with. For all of their shortcomings, Canada does export some really hot girls. Neve Campbell? First crush ever. Trish Stratus? That chick was amazing. Below are the 30 women who we feel really put Canada on the map.

July 21st is Tailor James‘ b-day. In 2011, the Canadian-born cutie turns the big 3-0. Playboy’s Cyber Girl of the Week in September 2001, Cyber Girl of the Month in January 2002, and Miss June 2003 was our Miss COED in February 2009. She’s also on the cover of our 30 Sexiest Canadian Women feature in which she finished 18th in our poll. She’s also the 29th most popular Playmate according to Google (ahead of former Hugh Hefner fiancee Crystal Harris). We’re celebrating with a photo gallery of her hottest poses. Check it out after the jump.

July 1st is Canada Day. It’s the anniversary of the enactment of the British North America Act or Constitution Act, which united 3 British colonies into the country Canada is today. The largest celebration is in Ottawa, which is a good thing because we don’t think Vancouver’s recovered yet). So, while our neighbors to the North are still… Click to read more

Today’s Miss COED, Marilyn Monroe, was Playboy’s first ever Playmate, though back in December 1953 when the first issue was published, it was known as the “Sweetheart of the Month“. The traditional definition of “playmate” is one who is “a companion at play”. Mr. Hefner‘s version of a companion at play is an attractive female model who is featured in a pictorial that includes nude photos, a centerfold poster, a short bio, and a “Playmate Data Sheet” displaying birthdate, measurements, turn-ons, and turn-offs. This comprehensive feature appears in the centerfold/gatefold of Playboy. But, what makes a Playmate “popular”? Is it her bust, her brains, or her bold personality? Find out after the jump!

According to Wikipedia, February is Canadian History Month. Since Wikipedia never lies… we decided to celebrate this commemorative collection of days by honoring the Great White North’s great “white hot” nymphs. Now, the first hot Canadian that comes to mind is Pamela Anderson. But, she’s had her moment in the sun, now it’s time to pass the torch to 30 other women who make us want maple syrup and universal healthcare. We proudly present the 30 Canucks we’d like to… take to a nice seafood dinner. See all their pics after the jump!

When you think of the perfect mate, the dream girl, the woman you’d cut off appendages to meet, what do you picture? Some would say Miss America. Some would opt for Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated model. How about the Playboy Playmate? For decades, the Playmate has been one of the most iconic sex symbols the world over. Right now, Playboy’s asking users to vote for the 2011 Playmate of the Year to see which beautiful Bunny from 2010 is most popular. Will it be Heather Rae Young? Jaime Edmondson? Crystal Harris? Well, we decided to take it a step further by seeing which Playmate of ANY year is the most popular of all-time. How did we do it? Google, of course!

Our next ten most popular playmates feature a twin (and former gf of Hef), one of the hottest Summers ever, an ageless wonder, and a Gorgeous Guess Girl.

#40 Angela Little
Playmate of the Month for August 1998
432,000 results

#39 Holley Ann Dorrough
Playmate of the Month for April 2006
468,000 results

#38 Deanna Brooks
Playmate of the Month for May 1998
480,000… Click to read more

Our next ten most popular playmates feature Hef’s current fiancée, a vampire slayer, a tomb raider, and a Perfect 10!

#30 Crystal Harris
Playmate of the Month for December 2009
518,000 results

#29 Tailor James
Playmate of the Month for June 2003
524,000 results

#28 Buffy Tyler
Playmate of the Month November 2000
524,000 results

#27 Pilar Lastra
Playmate o… Click to read more

Our next ten most popular playmates feature the former host of MTV’s Singled Out and Jim Carrey’s ex-girlfriend, another Gorgeous Guess Girl, and the 2006 Playmate of the Year.

#20 Jenny McCarthy
Playmate of the Month for October 1993
605,000 results

#19 Kara Monaco
Playmate of the Month for June 2005
629,000 results

#18 Heather Carolin
Playmate of the Mont… Click to read more

The top ten most popular playmates feature the first Playmate ever, a Baywatch star who’s not fond of airport security, a woman with one of the top sideboobs of all-time who’s also been on Dancing With The Stars, and the Playmate who’s been on Playboy’s cover more than anyone else.

#10 Marilyn Monroe (NSFW)

Playmate of the Month for December 1953
931,000 resul… Click to read more

Twenty-nice-year-old blond Canadian hottie, Tailor James was born in Mississauga, Ontario. She began modeling at age 17, and did her first nude photoshoot for Mystique magazine. Soon after, she submitted her photos to Playboy; she was then chosen as a Cyber Girl of the Week, a Cyber Girl of the Month for September 2001, and was finally crowed Miss June in 200… Click to read more

Twenty-eight-year-old blond Canadian hottie, Tailor James was born in Mississauga, Ontario. She began modeling at age 17, and did her first nude photoshoot for Mystique magazine. Soon after, she submitted her photos to Playboy; she was then chosen as a Cyber Girl of the Week, a Cyber Girl of the Month for September 2001, and was finally crowed Miss June in 2003.