I’m a huge football fan. I love the game so much that I wept like a little baby when I was asked to quit my college team. Part of me regrets going to Hopkins where the squad was D-3 and not some big time school like Michigan. It’s gotta be one of the greatest experiences in the world to be amongst 100k like-minded brethren. This video from 23-year-old up-and-coming comedian Pat Stansik confirms what I already assumed: that U of M knows how to pre-game like legends for a football game. I wouldn’t say I was a huge Wolverines fan, but after seeing this and after hearing the blue and maize crowd actually count down the play clock for Denard Robinson when it went down Saturday, I might just commit my first born right now. Watch the lolz after the jump.

Yesterday we showed you Part 1 of FTW’s How to Sneak In Booze, so it’s only fair that we show you the second part. Sorry we didn’t put this up fast enough for you to bring something to work, but it should help you with wherever you’re going tonight. A little helpful tip though: with the Shawshank Consumption you should use a flask instead of one of those little airplane liquor bottles. Don’t say I never tried to help you with a problem. Video after the jump!

I’m all for sneaking booze into events. Entrepreneurs have capitalized on this and have flooded the market with items that allow you to conveniently waltz into a stadium with no less than a pint of alcohol on your person. There’s a pouch you wear as a fanny pack under your jeans, a “beer belly” that makes you look fat, and a seat cushion / hemorrhoid pillow. Classic stuff. Then these guys from FTW (Mademan.com’s Video Advice Team), come along and provide us with the most WTF bootlegging items ever. An orange? A watermelon? A f***ing loaf of bread? Yeah, dude, good luck trying to carry that sh*t into a stadium. Check out what I mean after the jump.

Smell that? No, it’s not the cheese you just cut, it’s the cheeseburgers on the grill in a parking lot. That’s right, it’s tailgate time. With football season kicking off, hoards of party-friendly fans stake their claim to claim their steak as they gear up for the big game. Of course, you could be content setting up a grill and some lawn chairs and call it a day or you could turn up the dial and completely blow out your next tailgate like the people in these game-changing pics. Consider yourself challenged! Check ‘em out after the jump.

With the advent of football, people are buying tickets and making plans to go the the games. If you plan on going to see a game live, it’s understood that you’re tailgating. I’m sure you don’t want to bring that weak sh*t to the parking lot, as standing next to a massive pickup-truck that doubles as a grill-house with only a dinky 6-pack to show for yourself is going to look pretty pathetic. To help you avoid certain embarrassment, we break down the x’s and o’s of hosting the ultimate tailgate.

Busted Coverage published this video of a redhead attempting to take down a beer bong while a hot chick – presumably from Florida State – dances on the pick up truck behind her. While the way more sober firecrotch bravely begins her bong, the sexy Seminole behind her picks up her skirt and flashes her buttcheeks only to completely bite it and ruin w… Click to read more

We recently featured non-nude pics of Playboy’s Girls of the PAC-10. We decided to get to know the ladies better, so we sent them a bunch of very tough questions. We got some really provocative answers like, “When I was 14 at church camp.” Praise the Lord!

Gone are the days of prying the bathroom door off the wall, or hauling dad’s old ping pong table out from the dark and dirty basement just to get a game of beer pong started. Designed specifically for portability and ease of use, the Pong A Long.com 8ft portable beer pong table is the #1 best selling beer pong table on the market.

Perfect for dorms, tailgat… Click to read more

There have been amazing advances in alcohol concealment, but most methods cumbersome and unattractive. Learn how to sneak booze into the stadium comfortably.

Football teams around the nation will soon be hitting the practice field as they prepare to battle on the gridiron once again. As fans of these teams we have a solemn duty which we must uphold. We must cheer for our team, regardless of who they play or how bad they stink. We must brag about them as if they really are the best team in the nation. We must make sure that any and every one we come into contact with is aware that our team rocks and theirs sucks. Most importantly, we must tailgate.

Football season kicks off soon – and with it comes the beloved American tradition of tailgating! And while other countries don’t exactly tailgate, they definitely gather in the town square for food, booze and football-inspired festivities. Even better, they look pretty damn sexy doing it! So to get you in the mood for parking lot party season, here are ‘Football’ Pre-Game Party girls from Around the World.

Foreign Exchange Students Crack Me Up Because…
Dude Gets Knocked Out After Kissing His Opponent
Jets Tailgating Fun Interrupted By Car-beque
Heather Locklear Arrested!
Mila Kunis Sizzles In Nylon
Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pics From Mexico!
Old Lady Crashes Down Escalator
Kendra Wilkinson In A Super Sexy Tight Dress
This Is Why I Wanna Move To Tennes… Click to read more

14 Types of Tailgaters Who Annoy the C–p Out of You
Whenever you cram thousands of people into one concentrated area, you are bound to get a diverse group. Tailgating is no different. Most tailgaters just hang out and do their own thing without calling attention to themselves. Some tailgaters can’t do that. Without further delay, here’s a list of the 14… Click to read more

The Top Ten Tailgating Schools in the Nation
Back in March of this year, Tailgater Monthly gave their list of the “Top Ten Tailgating schools. While they had their own methods and criteria of coming up with this list (which included word of mouth, drinking, food etc.), we decided the best way to settle this would be to take this list and find a decent pictu… Click to read more

Tailgating. It has become the most popular ‘ritual before the actual ritual’ ritual. It takes the term ‘pre-gaming’ to a whole different level. Whether it’s before a concert, graduation, Baptism, a job or even a funeral, it all has the same universal goal, laid out very simply in this sentence: “Drink to get drunk before you drink, you drunk!  Click to read more