Today’s edition of Wrap It Up covers Casey Anthony’s release from jail, a woman who could be the NEW Casey Anthony tried to sell her baby at Taco Bell, funeral strippers, an extremely tardy love letter, the power of the pistol shrimp, a brutal planking fail, the sexting battle of the sexes, the first trailer for Martin Scorsese’s Hugo, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

Last night, Chiddy Bang performed a free concert for hundreds of Taco Bell’s Facebook followers at the First Unitarian Church in Philly. Taco Bell invited us to roll VIP style to the show in a party bus packed with a plethora of 12 packs and handles of Jose Cuervo Light Margaritas. At the venue, we got to hang backstage and talk with Chiddy before the show. Check out our interview with the record breaking MC along with video footage and pics of the concert after the jump.

While consuming truckloads of food to fill our empty stomachs is something most Americans do on a regular basis, doing this while high is an adventure all its own. Have you ever tasted the delicious Chocolate Lava Crunch Cakes from Domino’s? What about French Fries from Arby’s? Sure, all these foods would make a nutritionist commit suicide, but when you are high, who cares about counting calories? It’s all about how incredible the food tastes after taking in that sweet Mary Jane! Sink your teeth into COED’s list of the 10 foods that are awful for you, but awesome to eat while high!

Getting prepped for the 2012 apocalypse? Well, you might want to start gathering provisions a bit faster considering the 8.9 magnitude earthquake and tsunami that hit Japan this morning. Harold Camping, a broadcaster for a Christian radio station in California, has been scaring the bejeezus out of people all over Twitter with his prediction that Doomsday is May 21, 2011. After this morning’s events, he might be right. But life’s too short to stick your head in a hole. We at COED encourage you to defiantly stare into the face of oblivion and cross off our list of things you have to do before the end of the world! See the bucket list to end all bucket lists after the jump!

Man, do we love fast food. It’s cheap, it’s delicious and it satisfies every self-hating cell in your body with highly processed, corporately created concoctions that any man, woman or child can enjoy. But if you’re anything like me, such easily acquired satisfaction comes at a cost… in the form of nearly crapping your pants. Her… Click to read more

I first read about Redskin owner Dan Snyder’s lawsuit against the Washington City Paper on Gawker this morning. Turns out Snyder-Man originally wanted the story redacted then he just wanted an apology. He recieved neither so he filed a lawsuit, in which he claims the altered picture used was “anti-semitic”. I honestly didn’t know horns, a unibrow, and a bitchin’ goatee were stereotypical of the Jewish people. So… is Satan a jew? Just curious. Anyway, you can read the original Washington City Paper story here then take a look at our “anti-semitic” photo gallery of altered Dan Snyder pics. I’m putting on my receiver gloves to make sure I can catch the ensuing lawsuit. Peep the pics after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature lies, lies, lies! And a chick who will be lying down for quite some time. Your worst suspicions are confirmed as Taco Bell proves it only hires delusional spokespeople, a woman who most likely isn’t getting it done on Match.com takes a leap of faith, and a doctor/professor proves smart people can be dumb. Read more after the jump!

As Thanksgiving Day approaches, we anticipate the festive meal with our loved ones in which we give thanks. Some have no trouble looking forward to a day filled with loved ones and joy. Then there are those who know there in for a roller coaster, whether it’s an Uncle who is way too loud or a cousin who nobody looks forward to seeing. A look at some movies which display amusing happenings at the dinner table.

Spring has sprung, which means it’s time to reveal the damage winter wrought to your body. That’s it, bust out those fattened thighs and whipped cream pasty skin tones for all to see. Congrats, you’re disgusting! Now, there’s two ways you can take this. One, start working out and not eating only 3 am fully loaded nachos, hoping to get yourself back into shape…

Man, do we love fast food. It’s cheap, it’s delicious and it satisfies every self-hating cell in your body with highly processed, corporately created concoctions that any man, woman or child can enjoy.But if you’re anything like me, such easily acquired satisfaction comes at a cost… in the form of nearly crapping your pants. Here are the Top 5 Fast Food Restaurants That Will Make You Scared to Fart.

On  behalf of America I would like to thank Jason Bartlett.
In the fifth inning of last night’s World Series, the Tampa Bay Rays shortstop stole second base and in doing so scored every single person in America a free taco from Taco Bell on Tuesday, October 28th from 2PM – 6PM.
During last year’s World Series it was Red Sox center fielder Jaco… Click to read more

I wouldn’t say Erin Andrews went away, but for the last month there hasn’t been anything new to report on ESPN’s knockout sideline reporter.
Until now!
Three big updates after the jump, including new video, new pics and Erin’s phone number!… Click to read more

Over 80% of New Zealanders around the age of 25 have admitted to driving under the influence of marijuana. The ratio of Taco Bell wrappers and Pink Floyd albums to each vehicle driven under the influence has yet to be determined. (Stuff)
The NFL’s Most “Homely” Cheerleaders. (Daily Redundancy)
Stripper gets workman’s comp for &#… Click to read more

Does the food at your cafeteria suck? Want to make some extra cash? Can you cook candied olive crumble with fish, braised short ribs with scallops, robiola cheese with fizzy carbonated grapes or chai ice cream with miso-sesame chocolate and powdered peach and pineapple?
Didn’t think so.
Fortunately for Duke senior Bryan Zupon, who just loooves food, all… Click to read more