There’s more than one reason we love to see women naked. Sure it’s easy on the eyes, but it also saves us from having to stare at some of the most horrific fashion to ever be worn. We’re talking clothes so ugly that we can’t focus on anything except taking them off…and running to the nearest bonfire to burn them. Disclaimer: Always remember to keep a simple rule in mind: if a girl asks “does this look good on me?,” say “of course!” This rule operates independently from your opinions.

Just when you think there could not possibly be anything new on TV, the networks come along and give us this week’s schedule. With premieres galore, this week’s television schedule is bound to tickle your fancy. Particularly if you happen to have an inexplicable fondness for Science Fiction and the paranormal…

This week has been a whirlwind for Brooklyn Decker and the models of the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. On Tuesday the girls flew to Vegas for three days of partying. We’ve got the pictures so you can take a peek at what you missed.

Today’s an exciting day, people. No, the economic crisis isn’t over, and the new iPhone doesn’t even come out until next week. It’s exciting because Victoria’s Secret has a new model! Meet bangin’ brunette super-hottie Nicola Mar, originally from the Carribean island of St. Maarten. We don’t yet know a ton about lovely lady, but something tells us we will…

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Famous from the cover and pages of Sports Illustrated‘s Swimsuit Issue, this 30-year-old Mexican model has been heating things up with her exotic looks since she was discovered in 1995 at a model search in Costa Rica. Maybe if all immigrants looked like Elsa, Lou Dobbs would shut the f**k up.
Check out Elsa Benitez’ Gorilla Mask: Spank Bank gall… Click to read more

Model Melissa Haro, 20, first appeared in the public eye during the first season of Project Runway, and most recently graced us with her hotness in Sports Illustrated’s 2008 Swimsuit Issue. She’s a huge Oakland Raiders fan, so if you want to impress her, go with the skull and bones.
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Guess That Tramp Stamp! [Bastardly]
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Paris Hilton Is A Pussycat Doll [Hollywood Tuna]
Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party Staffer Photos [Busted Coverage]
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When clicked, the following pictures lead to galleries that could cause hot flashes and hyperventilation.
You’ve been warned!
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Marisa Miller was a rookie. Petra and Heidi were rookies. Brooklyn Decker and Tori Praver were rookies in 2007. The following girls are first-time SI Swimsuit Issue models, so know that any one of them could grace the 2009 SI Swimsuit Issue cover this time next year.
Check out the collection of 2008 SI Swimsuit Issue Rookies after the jump!… Click to read more

When it comes to the awesome combination of beauty and braun, women tennis players take the hot-athlete cake. So since Wimbledon 2008 starts today, we’ve decided to celebrate the parade of racket-weilding hotties by serving you COED’s quintessential list: ‘The Babes of Wimbledon 2008.’ You’re just going to love itR… Click to read more

COED is officially naming Bar Refaeli “The Hottest Women in the World.” The 22 year old Israeli model dated Leonardo DiCaprio up until last week when she dumped his ass.
Check out her incredible Sports Illustrated Swimsuit gallery after the jump!… Click to read more

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