The 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is still hot off the presses, and we here at COED are beside ourselves with horniness glee over all the super sexy supermodels in this year’s edition. But instead of just idly browsing through photos, we’ve decided to help you get in on the action – by “poking” your favorite 2009 SI Swimsuit model! (On Facebook, of course.) As your digital wing-men, we’ve found the Facebook pages of (almost) every model in the 2009 Swimsuit Issue, putting you one step closer to meeting a dream-woman. So put down your bottle of Jergens, log into Facebook*, and give these lovely ladies a poke… and don’t forget to check out their smokin’ new galleries on SI.

*NOTE: Some links may not work if you’re not logged-in to Facebook

Personal Pages

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Fan Pages

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On Tuesday February 10th, the 2009 edition of Sports Illustrated’s annual Swimsuit Issue hits newsstands. And we’re so stoked we’ve even tried to predict who the cover model will be! Since first being published in 1964, the Swimsuit Issue is where the world’s most beautiful babes show off all their best assets. But now, we’ve narrowed down the list to the top 47 models ever to grace the glossy pages to give you the best of the best. So, without further adieu, The 47 Sexiest SI Swimsuit Models of All-Time.

With the 2008 Victoria’s Secret’s fashion show coming up on December 3rd, there’s been talk about Victoria’s Secret and models everywhere these days. From past Victoria’s Secret fashion show galleries to mystery models to the 20 Hottest Models of All Time – these lovely ladies are obviously the sexiest ticket out there. But since most of the VS models have also appeared in Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition it begs the question, which publication (catalogues are publications, kinda) makes these smokin’ hotties look the best? Luckily for you, we’ve already put the two head to head so you can decide for yourself.

Check out Sports Illustrated vs Victoria’s Secret here!

In the world of earth-shattering sexiness, no publications pump out hotter pictures of hotter babes than Sports Illustrated’s annual Swimsuit Issue and the bootylicious pages of the Victoria’s Secret catalog.

Landing a spot in either one is the Golden Ticket of the modeling world–only the luckiest and the best make it in. So we’ve compiled all the models who’ve been lucky enough to rock the pages of both, and set them up against themselves in the sexiest head-to-head this side of heaven. You decide which publication takes the hotness to a higher level.

Check out Sports Illustrated vs Victoria’s Secret after the flip! (more…)

5 Women We’re Not Supposed to Want (But Do) [Maxim]

Jessica Alba’s Big Ol’ Pregnant Boobs [Grumpiest]

Gisele Bundchen’s Victoria’s Secret Return Rejected [Pop Crunch]

Life’s Moral Questions answered by Nip/Tuck [Buge Hoobs]

Melissa Haro – 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue [Bastardly]

Jordan Slips a Nipple [IDLYITW]

Crime Rate Drops After Kate Moss Moves Into Neighborhood [Holy Moly]

So You Have A Problem With Strip Clubs? [College Candy]

James Wilke is Bubble Boy [Just Jared]

First-Time Beer Bonger Wraps Her Lips Around Hose [Busted Coverage]

I Do Not Need To Know About Star Jones’ Vagina [Dlisted]

When clicked, the following pictures lead to galleries that could cause hot flashes and hyperventilation.

You’ve been warned!

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