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The Return of Sweet Ass Tuesday: June 28th [68 PHOTOS]

J Bryant — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 19:35:17 +0000

Back in the day COED had a pretty sweet feature in which we highlight the beautiful attribute known as the butt in a little something we called, "Sweet Ass Tuesday". We recently featured the backside of George Clooney's former arm candy in a special edition S.A.T. and it made us miss the glory days of damn fine dumpers. So, we've decided to back dat ass up for a bigger comeback than Michael Vick, Mickey Rourke, and Robert Downey, Jr. combined. Check out the triumphant return after the jump.

63 Fast and Furiously-Hot Brazilian Grid Girls [PHOTOS]

J Bryant — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 20:00:09 +0000

With Fast Five racing into theaters on Friday, it's important to note just how flabbergasted we are that the franchise has made it this far. It's truly a testament to how INSANE tuners and modheads are. We think they do it for the chicks. Grid Girls love the thrill of street racing at high speeds. Probably the hottest of all grid girls are the Brazilians. Grid girls have great glutes and Brazilians are known for their butts, so you can imagine how tight the Brazilian Grid Girls are. Actually, don't imagine, just check out our photo gallery after the jump!

Sexy Plumber’s Crack Attack For Hug A Plumber Day [98 PHOTOS]

COED Staff — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 20:58:00 +0000

April 25th is Plumbers Day! On this day, we show our appreciation for the people who pick at our pipes. If you've ever been visited by a plumber you've probably fell victim to the vaunted crack attack - when a plumber bends over thus exposing his rump line. Unlike a Big Mac attack, this visual assault is unmistakably funny and gross... when it's a big ol' burly dude with pasty white back fat. But when it's a lithe lady, it can make us yell, "THESE PIPES... ARE CLEAN!" Unclog yourself with our photo gallery of perfectly plump plumber's butts beckoning for belts. Remember kids, crack kills! See the pics after the jump!

Nothing ‘Sagging’ on Sofia Vergara at the 2011 SAG Awards [16 Photos]

J Bryant — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 15:34:39 +0000

It's no secret how much we love Sofia Vergara here at COED. From our Women that Wowed to our virtual Vergara Overdose we are absolutely cuckoo for this cleavage-blessed Columbian. So naturally, we were very excited to see Sofia at Sunday's SAG Awards showing off her greatest assets... in addition to that million-dollar smile. We have to think the night's biggest winner was non-other than 12-year old Modern Family co-star Rico Rodriguez for being at the right place at the right height for receiving numerous voluptious Vergara hugs. Way to go Manny!

COED’s Ass-ential 2010 Advent Calendar

Neal - Johns Hopkins — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 23:35:45 +0000

Growing up one of the greatest joys leading up to Christmas was opening each door on the Advent Calendar. At least, on the calendars that reward you with chocolate and not some bible passage. That joy might diminish over the years, but a part of us still craves the simple open door, get a treat dynamic. We at COED miss that feeling and we know you do, too.

Sexy Plumber’s Crack Attack [60 Photos]

COED Staff — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 21:00:36 +0000

It's no secret how much we love the backside of a beautiful woman. From Sweet Ass Tuesday and Brazilian beach butts, to Tight Jeans and G-Strings we just can't get enough. So today's feature should come as no surprise as we pay homage to one of the sexiest phenomenons ever to hit south of a girl's beltline... The Plumber's Crack. a.k.a. butt cleavage or the coin slot. Get your quarter's ready.

The 25 Most Ridiculously-Beautiful Reef Girl Butts

COED Staff — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 21:35:22 +0000

If you're into surf and sand, you've probably heard of Reef, the fine producers of authentic surf sandals. COED is no stranger to Reef Girls, we've prominently featured their finest attributes in a gallery that had us all hanging ten. Recently, Surfline.com held a "Miss Reef" photo contest to celebrate 25 years of Reef bikini models' backsides. Although voting is now closed and summer's over, COED wants to keep the beach party going with a riveting gallery of ravishing Reef Girls rear ends.

It’s Damn Hot in Chile… BUTT We Like It

J Bryant — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 20:19:31 +0000

When it comes to beach butts, the most famous, of course, are the ever-lovely Reef Girls. And when it comes to countries with the best behinds, Brazil, obviously, takes the winning spot. But we now have a new contender in the bodacious babes department: The Chileans. All this awesome action takes place at the deliciously debaucherous Reñaca beach in Chile, where oodles of bikini-clad hotties congregate. Vacation, anyone?

Sexy Plumber’s Crack Attack 2010 [60 Photos]

J Bryant — Mon, 02 Aug 2010 20:00:41 +0000

Micro Miniskirt Mayhem [80 Photos]

J Bryant — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 19:21:13 +0000

The hotter the weather, the shorter the skirt...or so Al Roker always says. And in honor of this summer's record breaking heat, we're pulling out record breaking short mini-skirts. We're talking skirts so short that you're going to get flashbacks to our tribute to the glorious underbutt. So pull up your chair real close to your screen because you're going to have a rough time seeing the actual skirt.