ZOO Magazine, home to lovely, luscious ladies like Gemma Atkinson, Imogen Thomas, Monica Lee Paige, Alice Goodwin, Emma Frain, and many others on our list of 101 Beautifully Busty Brits, created a detailed sex survey that asks the HARD… hitting questions like how often do you whack your weasel, who do you whack your weasel to, and so on and so forth. Do yourself a favor, do the world a favor, take the survey after the jump.

Trojan released its annual report on sexual health today and we got our hands on this infographic displaying the nation’s most and least sexually healthy colleges. Here’s a fun fact: when I worked at Playboy, we hit up the University of Maryland, University of Miami, and FSU for the Girls of the ACC tour. We had a condom sponsor (NOT Trojan) that tried to give away free rubbers. More than half the kids (girls AND guys) turned them down. They were like, “Nah, I’m good. I don’t use condoms”. I hurt my jaw it dropped so quickly. Anyway, check out the rundown then vote in our poll after the jump.

Whether you’re willing to admit it or not, you’re completely addicted to Facebook. It’s the first thing you check when you wake up and it’s the last thing you see before you go to sleep. Your life is a neverending cycle of updating your newsfeed, making fun of old friend’s lame statuses and telling everyone who will listen that you miss the old Facebook. Whether you’ve been on since the beginning or you just signed up, you already understand the urge to be connected at all times. We know that, we understand that and we wanted to find out just how far your obsession goes. That’s why we set out to conduct the most epic Facebook survey ever. 2500 participants and way too many horrifying fill-in-the-blank answers later, we had some epic results on our hand? How epic? Check them out after the jump!

Before cell phones and caller IDs, people used to actually answer their phones without knowing who was on the other end. When the caller would ask, “Do you have time to participate in a quick survey?” peeps be like, “Talk to my friend, Tone” then hang up. I was one of the few people who’d answer all the questions. Why? ‘Cuz it made the caller happy. I’m a people pleaser. Well, now, we’re asking YOU to take OUR Facebook survey. You’ll make us happy and in return we can make you happy. How? Well, if you take the survey you could win an Xbox 360 250GB with Kinect and Halo Reach (value $470.00) or a $200 Apple gift card courtesy of Shark Night 3D. We’ll publish the results and announce the winner about 2-3 weeks from today (9/12 – 9/18). Full details are after the jump.

Chicks dig guys who show off their manhood – whether it’s lifting a ton of weight, running a ton of miles, hitting a ton of home runs, drinking a ton of booze, or eating a ton of food. If you’re winning, they’re sinning. Thing is women don’t like boning as much as guys. So, I gotta believe this survey from Kno, Inc. in which they asked if college students would give up sex for a year to get free digital textbooks must be ALL female respondents. Check out the findings then vote in our poll after the jump.

Over the course of June, AskMen has released three parts to the survey to end all surveys (at least until next year): The Great Male Survey. Much like the Great Dane, the survey is large and impressive. The survey’s goal is “to understand exactly what it means to be a man” in today’s age. While most of you shout out, 2 balls and a shaft, we shout back John Kruk’s a man and he only has one nut. Anyway, the first part focused on Dating and Sex, the second concentrated on Lifestyle, and the last part  spotlights Men In 2011. The results will be published in at the end of July, so get to clickin’ lest you want today’s men to be considered a bunch of metro p*ssies.

Today’s WTF news items feature a man with a truly special dong that doubles as a carrying case for drugs, a couple of artists who make masterpieces out of William S. Burroughs’ dung, and a survey that revealed 1/3 of Russians believe the sun revolves around the Earth. Read more wackiness after the jump!

A recent report says that after two years of college, 45% of students learned little to nothing. After four years, 36% of students learned almost nothing. Meanwhile, the cost of college keeps rising. So, is it really worth your time and money to go to college? Author James Altucher has come up with 8 Alternatives to College, many of which don’t require a college degree to do. So, what do you think? Let us know your thoughts after the jump!

What does it mean to be a man in this day and age of being forced to watch Real Housewives of New Jersey with your girlfriend after an afternoon of manscaping? AskMen is on a mission to answer that question. The survey kicks off this week with questions about dating, sex, and how many men a woman has to sleep with before you start considering her to be too promiscuous. Keep your idea of manhood intact by taking the survey today.

We’ve all heard that stat that like, 99 percent of jobs aren’t listed – they’re found through networking. Problem is, for most people, networking is about as welcome as near-pregnancies. Sad but true: of those moving back home with mom and dad, 31 percent of those surveyed expect to live at home longer than one year. With these numbers, you need to add some non-networking tips to your game plan.

According to a new survey by Men’s Fitness and Shape magazine, 85-percent of dudes think of themselves as “good” or “excellent” in the sack. However, the same survey reports that half of women think “very few” of the men they’ve been with have been good in bed, says the NY Post.
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