According to a new survey by Men’s Fitness and Shape magazine, 85-percent of dudes think of themselves as “good” or “excellent” in the sack. However, the same survey reports that half of women think “very few” of the men they’ve been with have been good in bed, says the NY Post.

Additionally, seven out of 10 women admitted to faking orgasms - the exact same number of men who believe they give their lady an orgasm every time. So basically, a whole lot of dudes think they’re a whole lot better at satisfying women than they really are.

Now, your first reaction might be, “Haha, what losers!” But that’d be the wrong approach. In fact, that’s exactly why this disparity of opinion exists.

For whatever idiotic reason, many women (7 in 10, to be exact) think it’s better to keep quiet about their partner’s poor performance and fake an orgasm. But by doing that, they’re just tricking the guys into thinking they’re good when they’re not, thus perpetuating the problem. Read more

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