It seems most sports stars these days lead secret sex lives behind closed doors. The ones we don’t know about are probably just very good with disguises and have the wealth to afford bribery. Maybe their goal-oriented psyches desire further conquests on a different kind of playing field? While it is hard to believe they have so much energy left to use up, what follows is a look into which sports are most likely to turn those who play them into primordial sex hungry fiends; in no way based on any kind of medical research. It’s called conjecture. Deal with it. Check out the list after the jump.

When I first saw the title on this video, I was like, “this is gonna be good” then I end up watching it and I’m like how many f***ing times can you show this one clip? It’s seriously like those sh*tty E! network shows that’s either a list or True Hollywood Story where they’re short on footage or content, so they just replay the same f***ing 5 seconds of video or zoom in and out and on the same f***ing picture over and over until you vomit.  Anyway, what’s this shark’s deal? Definitely not a white shark… (*cough* racist *cough). Check it out after the jump (haha!).

“Gear Girl” is COED’s new bimonthly column where our resident clothing chick, Rosanna, tells you what to wear, how to wear it and how to do it all while maintaining your dudeliness. Heading to the beach? Don’t leave home without Gear Girl’s picks for a better board short. Check ‘em out after the jump.

You’ve been waiting for this weekend all year. Now, with Memorial Day right around the corner, everyone’s making plans for the best season of the year: Summer. Your plans should obviously include the B’s of Summer: brews, broads, barbeques, baseball and the beach but you’re missing something else. Have no fear, the professional partiers here at COED have pulled together over a hundred different activities that can help you make this the best summer ever.

With Mother Nature and Jack Frost double teaming everyone’s plans and coating most of the nation in their waste, you don’t get to see much skin. Eye candy is in limited supply, covered in thick wrappers that will take multiple Four Lokos mixed with medical marijuana sodas and topped with Whipped Lightning to remove. Luckily, a few years back Wave House had the great idea to start a “Beanies and Bikinis” contest, in which brave, shivering hotties donned skimpy swimwear and their favorite skullcaps (aka “beanies”) to see who is the coolest of the cold.

When snowpocalypse is driving you insane, you try to conjure warm, happy thoughts. Nothing invokes those better than Reef Girls and their ridiculously beautiful butts. Though the 2011 Miss Reef calendar released in late October and the FIRST EVER World Miss Reef Hawaiian Pro Contest happened before Thanksgiving, Miss Reefs are needed now more than ever. In this photo gallery, you’ll see World Miss Reef contestants from Peru, Argentina, The Netherlands, Indonesia, Barbados, Israel, United States, and Miss Reef Panama, Betzaida Herrera who took home $5,000, a spot in the 2012 Miss Reef Calendar, and the crown. Hurry up, Summer!

So pretending to be a minor league baseball player isn’t cutting it anymore and you’re searching for a new gimmick to pick up some girls while lying around on the beach. Posing as a professional surfer is not only easy, but incredibly effective, as nearly everyone’s impressed by someone’s ability to masterfully carve up the ocean. Grab your towel, sunglasses, and a board, because it’s time to go hunting for chicks… and waves to ride.

When talking about the surf, sun, sand and sounds of summer – having plenty of smokin’ hot tunes are absolutely necessary to solidify the perfect season. COED spoke with Jared Watson – a founding member of Huntington Beach based band The Dirty Heads — and asked 5 quick questions that cover the basic necessities of being a super cool, red hot and wildly popular hybrid of rock, acoustic and hip-hop fun that is appreciated by everyone from coast to coast.

If you had to take one guess what Reef sells, you’d probably put your money on thongs before you’d ever guess that they make sandals. Which is why they’re freakin’ awesome. From magazine ads to Miss Reef competitions, Reef has been the leader in finding perfect asses for as long as we can remember. So let’s take a moment to honor their greatness with…you guessed it – a bunch of amazing Reef Girl booties!

The world is getting smaller. The combination of an increasingly rapid advancement of technology and the expansion of the global market has created a world in which…blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. We’ve all heard this before, and quite frankly, it’s old news. The real story isn’t the world getting smaller, it’s the fact that the dating scene is getting bigger… Click to read more

There are some albums everyone should have in their collection. If you’re a fan of popular music, or at least good music in general, Weezer’s first self-titled album, now affectionately titled The Blue album, is one of those. In ten simple ditties, written about things as simple as surfing and hangin’ out in the garage to as harrowing and… Click to read more

Sara Varone is an Italian TV host who has the most incredible body I’ve ever seen. In this clip she is pretty much falling out of her dress as she tries to stand on a surf board.

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Concierge.com lists the World’s Sexiest Beaches 2007. To visit some of this places (and actually have fun) you need to be the kinda guy who wipes his ass with $100 bills but if you are that guy than take a look at the list and keep in mind that spring break 2008 is right around the corner so start booking.
It was tough for me to pick a favorite but Playa Tamarind… Click to read more

Living near one of the largest beach cultures in the world, I have been struggling to come to grips with what the appropriate beach attire would be for me. The surf culture here in Southern California suggests a young male like myself should wear some board shorts because apparently they make surfing so much easier. I do not know the scientific proof behind tha… Click to read more