When I first saw the title on this video, I was like, “this is gonna be good” then I end up watching it and I’m like how many f***ing times can you show this one clip? It’s seriously like those sh*tty E! network shows that’s either a list or True Hollywood Story where they’re short on footage or content, so they just replay the same f***ing 5 seconds of video or zoom in and out and on the same f***ing picture over and over until you vomit.  Anyway, what’s this shark’s deal? Definitely not a white shark… (*cough* racist *cough). Check it out after the jump (haha!).

So pretending to be a minor league baseball player isn’t cutting it anymore and you’re searching for a new gimmick to pick up some girls while lying around on the beach. Posing as a professional surfer is not only easy, but incredibly effective, as nearly everyone’s impressed by someone’s ability to masterfully carve up the ocean. Grab your towel, sunglasses, and a board, because it’s time to go hunting for chicks… and waves to ride.

Not only is she hot, she’s more badass than you. Growing up on Hawaii’s infamous North Shore, this 21-year-old model and professional surfer is one of the dopest chicks to slay the waves. She’s appeared in FHM and is sponsored by Oakley, Infinity Surfboards, Airwalk and PowerBar.
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