We had quite a surprise this morning here a COED… an unexpected visit by none other than Kenny “F*cking” Powers. Well, not exactly Kenny Powers the badass king of everything cool, but rather K-Powers “the motherf*cking” shoe from K-Swiss. And if that wasn’t good enough, the shoes came alongside a beautiful redhead with a knockout smile wearing an outfit that would make a Hooters girl blush. Thank you K-Swiss and Kenny Powers for making our day and for honoring us into the “Brotherhood of Elite Badass Champions.”

We never would’ve imagined a K-Swiss sponsored Kenny Powers, but thanks to the good folks at FunnyorDie.com, this unlikely pairing has become a reality. Kenny proves he’s not just a heat-throwing hardballer, but also a marketing genius with some mad-hot ideas. And if you take away just one thing from this video, it’s that either you’re wearing K-Powers by K-Swiss or “You’re F*cking Out!”

Mullet enthusiasts, undercover John Rocker fans, and soldiers of political correctness: REJOICE. Kenny Powers and his titanium testicles are coming to a small screen near you REAL SOON. Season 2 of HBO’s funniest show, Eastbound and Down, is reportedly set to premiere on September 26, meaning we all need to get ready for little drops of heaven in a form close to this.

With the Alex Rodriguezs, Ken Griffey Jrs, and Manny Ramirezs of the league getting up in age, it is now time for COED to preview the top five future superstar hitters that are still 25 years old or younger. These are the guys sure to make headlines for years to come. Now, if we can just keep them off the juice…