Sweet-Ass Tuesday

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We recently realized that we’ve been giving plenty of attention to all the wonderful boobs the world has to offer, but neglecting a very important counterpart – the ass. So to make-up for our thoughtlessness, one Tuesday every month, we will be devoting our feature article the glory of the posterior with a new recurring feature, aptly named Sweet-Ass Tuesdays. So for all you butt-lovers, this one’s for you.

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Letterman Reveals Bar Refaeli is 2009 SI Swimsuit Issue Cover Model!

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As you may know, we at COED have been eagerly awaiting the announcement of the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover model. But now the wait has come to an end. After hearing that the model would be first announced on tonight’s “Late Show with David Letterman”, we sent one of our editors over to the Ed Sullivan Theater during the filming to get the inside scoop.

And it turns out our hopes were correct; the 2009 SI Swimsuit Issue cover model is… Bar Refaeli! The 23-year-old Israeli model first appeared in the magazine in 2007. She was also voted second most likely to be on the cover by COED readers, after Brooklyn Decker. So, close on that one, but no cigar.

Congratulations, Bar – we’ll be ogling over your pictures for months to come. (Not that we haven’t been already…)

UPDATE: This has since been confirmed by CBS affiliate CBS2 News, after a billboard of her cover was spotted over Broadway. See the photo evidence here! The “Late Show” is aired on CBS.

UPDATE 2: Don’t forget: Bar Refaeli will be on the “Late Show with David Letterman” on Wednesday, Feb. 11th. Sports Illustrated’s 2009 Swimsuit Issue went on sale Tuesday, Feb. 10th, in all its glossy glory.

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The 47 Sexiest SI Swimsuit Models of All-Time

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On Tuesday February 10th, the 2009 edition of Sports Illustrated’s annual Swimsuit Issue hits newsstands. And we’re so stoked we’ve even tried to predict who the cover model will be! Since first being published in 1964, the Swimsuit Issue is where the world’s most beautiful babes show off all their best assets. But now, we’ve narrowed down the list to the top 47 models ever to grace the glossy pages to give you the best of the best. So, without further adieu, The 47 Sexiest SI Swimsuit Models of All-Time.

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The Complete Marisa Miller Web Gallery Index

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Oh Marisa Miller, how we adore thee. With flowing blond hair, a perfect twinkling smile and the most mind-bogglingly rockingest body in all the land, this Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated cover model rivals even Megan Fox for the title of Hottest Chick on The F’ing Planet. So to celebrate her bodily godliness, we’ve compiled the Complete Marisa Miller Web Gallery Index, which includes every single gallery of Marisa Miller on the Internet (excluding duplicates, of course). There’s so many pictures here, we dare you to get through them all. (P.S. Don’t forget to vote for Marisa in Sports Illustrated’s Clicksy Awards!)

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Adriana Lima’s New Victoria’s Secret Spread is Today’s Daily Snapshot

Brazilian super-hottie, supermodel Adriana Lima is back and better than ever.  As we’re sure you will agree, Adriana’s smokin’ new photo spread for Victoria’s Secret’s Supermodel Obsession line will knock you on your a** and leave you begging for more.  Did you know she once studied to become a nun???

Check Out Adriana Lima’s Daily Snapshot Gallery Here

NAOMI SMASH! Naomi Campbell’s Uncontrolable Rage Strikes Again!

naomi_campbell.jpgFresh off her community service sentence in 2007 for beaming her maid’s face with a diamond incrusted blackberry, Naomi Campbell is back in the courthouse. Apparently, she unleashed the fury on a couple of people after an airline lost her bags.

From CNN.com:

The Supermodel has been sentenced to 200 hours of community service after pleading guilty to assaulting two police officers following an “air rage” incident at London’s Heathrow Airport…

Prosecutors described how Campbell kicked and spat at police, used foul language and accused airline personnel of racism after she was told that one of her bags had not been placed on the British Airways flight to Los Angeles on 3 April. The London-born model was also ordered to pay $400 to each of the police officers she attacked and $300 to Miles Sutherland, the captain of the British Airways plane she disrupted, in addition to a $4,600 fine. 

The best part? As part of her last conviction, she was forced to attend anger management. Guess those didn’t really work out, huh?

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Gisele Bündchen Topless/Pantless In July 2008 GQ

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An ultra sexy, and ultra pantless/topless, Gisele Bündchen will grace the cover of GQ for their July 2008 issue. Normally we’d make a joke about how incredibly hot she is, but this shoot is so seriously sexy that your jaw will be too dropped for you to laugh, anyway. Enjoy!

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Check out the full high resolution Gisele GQ gallery at Hollywood Tuna

Marisa Miller’s July 08 Maxim Magazine Photos are Today’s Daily Snapshot

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When she’s hot, she’s hot: Yesterday we showed you Marisa Miller’s Ralph Magazine photos. Today, Maxim unleashed their July 2008 photos of “The World’s Sexiest Body.” And you know what? We’re still not bored of looking at her. Are you?

Check Out Marisa Miller’s July 2008 Maxim Magazine Photos

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Katie Price is Looking Weathered

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Katie Price, known as “Jordan” in the modeling world, has whittled away at her once-voluptuous body enough to regret cosmetic surgery altogether – but not enough to undergo one final procedure!

From Daily Mail:

“I’ve had three boob jobs done before and I’ve seen enough other ones to know what they should look like and they’re not right.

“I’ve also got indents so you can see where the implant is sitting and there’s excess skin so the doctor either hasn’t filled the skin up enough or he hasn’t removed enough skin.”

Price isn’t too happy with her recent revisions, saying that she “hates her new body.” She’s not lying, and neither are we: she looks like Jenna Jameson’s kid sister. After three boob jobs and other work, Price is a sloppy, droopy, stretched, wretched shadow of her former self. (more…)

Top Model Elyse and Shins’ Keyboardist Marty Arrested for Domestic Violence

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America’s Next Top Model first season contestant Elyse Sewell (the hot/short-haired/least arrogant model) was involved in a domestic bout with her ex-boyfriend Marty Crandell, keyboardist of popular rock act The Shins.

While driving back home from Albuquerque to Portland Crandell got “sh*t faced” and roughed up Sewell in a Sacramento hotel. Amidst the scuffle Sewell was able exit the room, having hotel security contact the cops.

Upon the cops’ arrival, both were arrested on charges of domestic violence.

Sewell is currently out on bail while Crandell is still behind bars, awaiting a court date scheduled for this Tuesday, January 8. His bail is set at $25,000.

Not only is the situation ridiculous (how Sewell got charged for domestic violence is beyond me), but the warden and officers were royal d*cks for no reason whatsoever, according to the Top Model alumni. (more…)