6 Ridiculous Factors That Determine Who Wins The Super Bowl

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In just a few short hours, the Pittsburgh Steelers will go head-to-head with the Arizona Cardinals in Super Bowl XLIII. And whether you’re excited about the game or not, it’s the F’ing Super Bowl! And sometimes the craziest sh*t will determine who goes home with a brand new ring and who doesn’t. From playing with a hangover to getting caught buying a hooker, these are the 6 Ridiculous Factors That Determine Who Wins The Super Bowl.

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Drunken Tampa Bay Party Girls: Super Bowl XLIII Edition

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This weekend football fans will head to the classy city of Tampa Bay, Florida for Super Bowl XLIII. And as you may have heard, Tampa has a whopping 43 strip clubs – more than any other type of business, besides McDonald’s (of which there are also 43). We got to thinking – with that many strip clubs, the women in Tampa must be a particularly free spirited bunch. And after seeing these pictures of drunk Tampa party girls, there’s no question about it. And you thought this Super Bowl would be boring…

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Damn you Janet Jackson!

janet_halftimeBecause you can’t keep your 40 year old titties to yourself, I am stuck watching another horrifically gay Super Bowl Halftime Show!

And it is ALL YOUR FAULT! You damn Jacksons’ think you can do whatever you want and there are no repercussions. Michael has a thing with little boys, Tito has a thing with jerry-curls, and your dad is the weirdest looking man – besides Michael.

You, Ms. Jackson have screwed up the purest excuse to mix half naked hotties with football: the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Because you were oh-so determined to prove that you were still relevant, next year’s half time show will probably feature crooners like Tony Bennett or Paul Anka.

I am so pissed and I hate you Janet Jackson…I f**king hate you.

Super Bowl Party Girls Gallery: Tampa Bay

COED Presents: Cheerleaders of the 2008 NFL Playoffs

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The 2007-2008 NFL season will conclude this Sunday with Super Bowl XLII between the New York Giants and New England Patriots. To commemorate the event in style COED Presents: The Cheerleaders of the 2008 NFL Playoffs.

Cheerleaders of the 2008 NFL Playoffs galleries after the jump! (more…)

The Green Bay Packer Bikini Girls

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The Pack attack lost last night, bringing to an end Brett Favre’s fairy-tale season. Game time temps were below freezing, so like most of America I was surprised (and relieved) to see the Green Bay Packers Bikini Girls out in full force.

I guess this weather is normal up in cheese territory and it didn’t phase them. If you want some more info (and pics) on the Green Bay Packers Bikini Girls click here.