For anyone that’s ever skateboarded or longboarded, you know how scary it can be going down long hills. In this video Danny Strasser (skateboarder/ballsier-than-you-or-I) takes his longboard down a bobsled course, reaching speeds of up to 50 mph. I’m not sure who filmed this, maybe they were on a bike, but they’re right behind him for the whole run. Sure, you might have fantasized about doing something similar to this, but I’m sure watching this video will change your mind. Check out the next summer olympic sport after the jump!

There’s a lot of viral videos out about monkeys and apes, but here’s one that’s not actually fake. This orangutang seems to be cooling off with a rag and some water – all people are talking about is how much he looks like a human. The real story here is that while this ape might be somewhat smart, the other orangutang looks like your run-of-the-mill dummy. One is using tools to keep cool, while the other is licking the ground like the retarded half-cousin you keep locked in the closet. Check out the two apes straight chillin below.

Rip on the Jersey Shore all you want, but don’t think that will stop thousands of hotties each weekend from drinking Bronsons and vodka sodas on the beach while you’re at home pounding Hatorade. Marketing Dude Steve checked out Manasquan ‘down the shore’ (I really do hate that phrase) and found an awesome Around the World Party. Of course he filmed it. Highlights include (but are not limited to) Neon Chick [:25], Girl Doing Awkward Bird Dance [:54], and the numerous Shot Skis. Check out the party after the jump!

June 21st is the first day of summer; it marks the summer solstice for the northern hemisphere while those losers in the southern hemisphere get to freeze their fannies off in the winter solstice. There are a million reasons to love summer, but when everything shakes out, it all comes down to one group of people: GIRLS. Love (and lust) is in the air as singles look to get their fling on. We believe variety is the spice of life, so how do you get the most (play) out of summer? Check out our guide to the girls of summer 2011 after the jump.

The weather is heating up, the barbecues are popping up every weekend, and it’s starting to truly feel like the heat of summer. What better way to make use of the great outdoor conditions than with a pool? A kiddie pool, that is…and we’re not talking about going swimming. Just because it’s meant for water, doesn’t mean it doesn’t have far more potential.… Click to read more

Summer is the season of great indulgence. School’s out, the drinks are flowing freely and bikinis are everywhere. But for some people, summer is the time to earn a bit of extra cash. Whether you’re working at a camp or that dude in the funny little hat screaming, “Hot dogs! Get your hotdogs here!” at the baseball game, where you choose to work during the summer says a lot about you. Find out what yours means and check out some hilarious movie-related clips after the jump!

Bad Teacher‘s about a broke ass teacher played by Cameron Diaz who’s also pretty bad ass – she’s got the mouth of a sailor and drinks like one, too. With summer right around the corner, we thought we’d share our tips to having a bad-ass summer that’s Bad Teacher approved. Follow these do’s and don’ts and you’ll most likely being starring in your own movie instead of adding to your mugshot portfolio. Check it out after the jump!

Summer — a time for barbeques, trips to the beach, and some serious drinking. So where the hell does waking up at the crack of dawn fit in?
Not long ago, 1 p.m. was an acceptable hour for me to drag myself out of bed. My roommate would often upstage my extreme sleeping habits by dozing into the late afternoon. We would shudder collectively at the thought of wa… Click to read more

As summer comes to a close, we look forward to the World Series, college football, and weekly NFL shockers, but we’re sure going to miss a LOT of things. More specifically, the LACK of things covering women’s bodies. To mourn the passing of minimum skin coverage, we’ve assembled this commemorative list that is bound to make you misty-eyed for mad hot temperatures.

Despite your best efforts to ignore the chill as you stand on your porch choking down an ice cold one in your shorts and wife-beater, you can’t deny it: summer’s done. The Labor Day weekend parades compose the siren song of school bells, cold weather, and–saddest of all–miniskirts with leggings underneath instead of nothing. Harsh times. Fortunately, the temperature is the only thing that has to drop, as you can keep the summer spirit up with these mildly delusional suggestions.

Summer might be the greatest season for havin’ sex (although, I don’t think there’s a bad season, really). Maybe it’s the fact that we’re all wearing little clothing to begin with, or that we can feasibly get naked outside without potentially losing an appendage to frostbite, but there’s just something fundamentally sexy about summer. So use your last days wisely by sexing it up in any of these seasonal places that will be sure to keep you warm all winter long.

Beaches are awesome, they’re the one place on earth where you can take off almost all your clothes (or all depending where you are and/or the proximity of police) and let it all hang out. Where else can you bring a cooler of beer and watch babes all day long in every pose imaginable? It does not matter where you are whether you are on the beaches of Hawaii, Australia, or checking out real Israeli beach babes in Brazil; a good time will be had by all. We have television to blame for this, too (thank you). Were it not for images of babes running on Baywatch constantly running through our minds we might go to the beach just to relax! When you get bored, you can see if you can find the 7 people you’ll find at the beach.

There have been many significant inventions in our lifetime such as the internet, the thong, and the camera phone. But none deserve our respect and praise as much as the wet t-shirt contest. To this day, it’s the only female-only competition that men enjoy truly watching. Unsure of its greatness? Just take a look at these photos from the Greek island, Kyklades, Notio Aigaio.

Yes it’s getting hot, muggy, and disgusting out — but that doesn’t mean you need to smell bad. In fact it means you need to smell good. Andy Warhol once stated that “Well-groomed people are the real beauties. We’ve put our nose to the test to find the right deodorant to help you smell great and get you the right attention you deserve.