Despite your best efforts to ignore the chill as you stand on your porch choking down an ice cold one in your shorts and wife-beater, you can’t deny it: summer’s done. The Labor Day weekend parades compose the siren song of school bells, cold weather, and–saddest of all–miniskirts with leggings underneath instead of nothing. Harsh times. Fortunately, the temperature is the only thing that has to drop, as you can keep the summer spirit up with these mildly delusional suggestions.

This morning the United States men’s basketball team returned back to its rightful place atop the basketball world for the first time since 2000.  After poor showings in the 2002 and 2006 World Championships and a bronze medal in the 2004 Summer Games, the USA set out on a 3-year commitment to build chemistry and camaraderie on and off the court, earnin… Click to read more

“Mao Tse Tongue”
After a week of the Summer Olympic Games in Beijing, we dragged ourselves out of our celebratory drunken stupor to pick a winner for our Olympic Edition Caption Contest! “Roqdog” submitted the winning one-liner, and will be receiving a $15 iTunes gift card! Check back for your chance to win in the next competition… Click to read more

It’s time for the Summer Games. For a select few, that means it’s time to put years of hard work and determination to good use to try to win a medal for their home country. For most of us, however, it means it’s time to sit back and watch people far more athletic then ourselves participate in activities that we haven’t done since childhood — whe… Click to read more