I highly doubt I’m shedding new light on a burnt-out subject, but Chris “Leave Britney Alone!” Crocker is a pointless piece of pop-culture, destined to become a third-tier Jeopardy answer.

Earlier today Page Six reported that Chris Crocker has retracted his infamous “Leave Britney alone!” catchphrase, stating the following: “Britney needs to not be left alone right now. I think if everyone left her alone, she could do some major damage to herself.”

Awesome! Thank god we know Chris Crocker’s worthless opinion on a worthless situation.

Now that he’s retracted his powerful statement, why does Crocker remain famous? Does he still deserve a TV show, now that his only claim to fame is all for naught? (more…)

Although its not usually the topic in the locker room at the gym, we men all have had awful experiences sexually. It could range from something you’ve said in the heat of the moment to bangin’ a girl you find out is your cousin. Welp, its time to discuss some of these situations, get them out in the open, so we don’t have to feel weird about it any longer.

1. This first experience is likely the most common sexual blunder committed. Those of us who enjoy throwing back adult beverages on a larger scale, like to the point of blacking out, are more susceptible to waking up next to someone who won’t exactly be winning the Miss New Jersey pageant. Just last weekend my friends were busting my chops for hooking up with a girl who looked like the female Howard Stern with a perm . Although you are getting some play, its still a hit to the male ego if the girl you wake up next to doesn’t meet the standards of your friends.

Advice: This is bound to happen fellas, so here is a life motto you might want to adopt. Don’t have standards, this way you will never be disappointed.” That might not be the greatest advice, but it really helps your thought process on your walk home from the girl your friends will now refer to as “The George Washington look-a-like”. (more…)