Earlier this week, HuffPo reported that an Iranian man “suffers” from a “permanent semi-erection” thanks to a tattoo he got on his dong-piece. First of all, how does that work? Does he have to be hard first to get the tat? Gotta be, right? Anyway, even though he’s wishing he’d never ever get another boner as long as he li… Click to read more

Just like how chicks love bad boys, us dudes have a place in our hearts (and our pants) for bad girls. We see a chick with a nose piercing and sleeve tattoo and we automatically think we have a shot at some kinda space age sex position with her at the wink of an eye. Damn adult entertainment! Anyway, there’s probably no hotter group of punk rock, emo, goth, and tattooed dames than the Suicide Girls. We used to feature one each night at 7pm but then people complained about missing dinner. Our bad. View another gallery to help you lose huge chunks of time after the jump!

If you’ve perused our Suicide Girls galleries – here and here, you know we dig body ink. But, what about sleeve tats? The body art commonly associated with male drummers and banned by the Marines can also drop jaws on a pair of lady guns. You might have seen them on Jesse James‘ exes like Janine Lindemulder and Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. Now, you can see even more in our extensive gallery highlighting the princesses with “pipe paint”. Lock ‘n’ load!

As you may have noticed, we here at COED are big fans of the Suicide Girls. Crazy hair, badass tattoos, viciously sexy, these ‘alt-porn’ uber-hotties are so smokin’, they’ll have you squeezing into tight jeans and rocking Morrissey t-shirts faster than you can say ‘nipple piercing.’ But out of the vast array of models, we’ve narrowed it down to the 17 Sexiest Suicide Girls. So sit back, grab a PBR and get read to rock out with your… uh, nevermind.

Nowadays, ‘alt porn’ (i.e. naked chicks with tattoos and/or neon-colored hair) is commonplace, a much needed change from the omnipresent blond hair and fake t*ts that have made up the American porn scene for far too long. And it’s all thanks to the punky pornographers at SuicideGirls.com.

Nowadays, ‘alt porn’ (i.e. naked chicks with tattoos and/or neon-colored hair) is commonplace, a much needed change from the omnipresent blond hair and fake t*ts that have made up the American porn scene for far too long. And it’s all thanks to the punky pornographers at SuicideGirls.com. Of course, there are now tons of copycat Sites, but the lovely ladies of SG will always hold a special place in our pants hearts.

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As you may have noticed, we here at COED are big fans of the Suicide Girls. Crazy hair, badass tattoos, viciously sexy, these ‘alt-porn’ uber-hotties are so smokin’, they’ll have you squeezing into tight jeans and rocking Morrissey t-shirts faster than you can say ‘nipple piercing.’ But out of the vast array of models, we’ve narrowed it down to the 17 Sexiest Suicide Girls. So sit back, grab a PBR and get read to rock out with your… uh, nevermind.

Lyric Suicide
Age 20
Location Ontario Canada
Into:
Indie comics, horror movies,
Johen Vasquez, drinks with
umbrellas, Final Fantasy games,
bras and panties, sleeping,
kisses in the rain, Ted Nafiah,
my ugly blanket, watching
boxsets all day shocking people.

Not Into:
KFC, being told no, busy days,
plan people, two faced people,
closed minded people, peo… Click to read more

Shiro Suicide
Age 23
Location: United Kingdom
Into:
Lots of things
Not Into:
War, people that lie,
false economy and
attention seekers
Makes her happy:
My boyfriend, chocolate,
having a drink or two.
Makes her sad:
lol Also my boyfriend,
poverty and terrorism.
Fave Bands:
AFI
American Nightmare
Shai Hulud
Aphex Twin
Blacklisted
Gwen Stefani
Squarepusher… Click to read more

Annisa Suicide
Location: Detroit
Into:
A steady morphine drip,
my burlesque troupe…
The Fat Bottom Girls,
photography, good old
fashion drunken debauchery
Not Into:
Drama
Makes her happy:
My kitty… You kitty.
Makes her sad:
Being bored, being broke
and p.m.s
Fave Bands:
The Slits
Queen
Kaada
Bjork
Fantomas
Mars Volta
Sublime
Otis Redding
Tenacious D

Fave… Click to read more

Abbiss Suicide
Age 21
Location Belgium
Into:
Myself, superficiality,
egocentrism, narcissism

Not into:
YOU
Makes me happy:
Having orgasms

Makes me sad:
Not having orgasms
Hobbies:
Sex, modelling, traveling,
studying languages, …

5 things i can’t live without:
Air, food, water, sun, sex,
love, my wardrobe, my phone,
discoveries, and so on… Click to read more

Roza Suicide
Age 22
Location Michigan
Into:
Rock N’ Roll, making out
in alleys, air guitar, spying,
wearing sunglasses at night,
Billy Idol, changing the world
Not Into:
Rap, sports, math, boring
people, lazy people
Makes her happy:
friends, family, fat round furry
animals, booze, the sun, and
getting what I want.
Makes her sad:
Liars, jerks, being t… Click to read more