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•Best Curb Your Enthusiasm Moments

• Suicide Girls

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• Good For Him!

• If Andy Warhol Wore Sneakers…

• American Laws Make No Sense

As you may have noticed, we here at COED are big fans of the Suicide Girls. Crazy hair, badass tattoos, viciously sexy, these ‘alt-porn’ uber-hotties are so smokin’, they’ll have you squeezing into tight jeans and rocking Morrissey t-shirts faster than you can say ‘nipple piercing.’ But out of the vast array of models, we’ve narrowed it down to the 17 Sexiest Suicide Girls. So sit back, grab a PBR and get read to rock out with your… uh, nevermind. (more…)

Nowadays, ‘alt porn’ (i.e. naked chicks with tattoos and/or neon-colored hair) is commonplace, a much needed change from the omnipresent blond hair and fake t*ts that have made up the American porn scene for far too long. And it’s all thanks to the punky pornographers at SuicideGirls.com. Of course, there are now tons of copycat Sites, but the lovely ladies of SG will always hold a special place in our pants hearts. So to honor their naughty innovation, we give you 77 Sexy Suicide Girls to feast your eyes upon.

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Lyric Suicide
Age 20
Location Ontario Canada

Into:
Indie comics, horror movies,
Johen Vasquez, drinks with
umbrellas, Final Fantasy games,
bras and panties, sleeping,
kisses in the rain, Ted Nafiah,
my ugly blanket, watching
boxsets all day shocking people.

Not Into:
KFC, being told no, busy days,
plan people, two faced people,
closed minded people, people
who treat their children badly.

Fave Bands:
Our Lady Peace
The Academy Is
Panic! At The Disco
Maroon 5
Tea Party
Fall Out Boy

Fave Films:
Nightmare Before Christmas
Scream
The Notebook
Sweeney Todd
Harry Potter movies

Check out Lyric’s complete Suicide Girl Profile

Shiro Suicide
Age 23
Location: United Kingdom

Into:
Lots of things

Not Into:
War, people that lie,
false economy and
attention seekers

Makes her happy:
My boyfriend, chocolate,
having a drink or two.

Makes her sad:
lol Also my boyfriend,
poverty and terrorism.

Fave Bands:
AFI
American Nightmare
Shai Hulud
Aphex Twin
Blacklisted
Gwen Stefani
Squarepusher
The Dillinger Escape Plan
The Haunted
Horrorpops

Fave Films:
Leon
Edward Scissorhands
Nightmare Before Christmas
Corpse Bride
My Neighbour Torto
Howl’s Moving Castle
The Life of Brian
The Little Shop Of Horrors

Check out Shiro’s complete Suicide Girl Profile

Annisa Suicide
Location: Detroit

Into:
A steady morphine drip,
my burlesque troupe…
The Fat Bottom Girls,
photography, good old
fashion drunken debauchery

Not Into:
Drama

Makes her happy:
My kitty… You kitty.

Makes her sad:
Being bored, being broke
and p.m.s

Fave Bands:
The Slits
Queen
Kaada
Bjork
Fantomas
Mars Volta
Sublime
Otis Redding
Tenacious D

Fave Films:
Dark Crystal
Spirited Away
Harry Potter
Nacho Libre
Pan’s Labyrinth
Forbidden Zone
Gummo
David Lynch
War Of The Worlds

Check out Annisa’s complete Suicide Girl Profile

Abbiss Suicide
Age 21
Location Belgium

Into:
Myself, superficiality,
egocentrism, narcissism

Not into:
YOU

Makes me happy:
Having orgasms

Makes me sad:
Not having orgasms

Hobbies:
Sex, modelling, traveling,
studying languages, …

5 things i can’t live without:
Air, food, water, sun, sex,
love, my wardrobe, my phone,
discoveries, and so on…
You said 5??

Vices:
Venality, superficiality,
egocentrism, narcissism

Check out Abbiss’ complete Suicide Girl Profile

Roza Suicide
Age 22
Location Michigan

Into:
Rock N’ Roll, making out
in alleys, air guitar, spying,
wearing sunglasses at night,
Billy Idol, changing the world

Not Into:
Rap, sports, math, boring
people, lazy people

Makes her happy:
friends, family, fat round furry
animals, booze, the sun, and
getting what I want.

Makes her sad:
Liars, jerks, being taken for
granted, people who are
a**holes.

Fave Bands:
Guns N’ Roses, Billy Idol,
Poison, Motley Crue
Bob Seger, T Rex
Jim Carroll Band
Waylon Jennings

Fave Films:
The Lost Boys, Pretty in Pink
Crocodile Dundee, Poltergeist
Chucky movies, Labyrinth
Weird Science, Harry Potter
Neverending Story
Lord of the Rings

Check out Roza’s complete Suicide Girl Profile

Antanaclasis Suicide
Age 19
Location Massachusetts

Into:
Ex boyfriend, tight pants, long
hair, mohawks, pink hair, anchor
tattoos,neck piercings, breathing,
suspensions, sincerity, curiosity

Not Into:
Whinning, lies and deceit,
F**king up tremendously.

Makes her happy:
Learning, smart people, bottles
of rum, and a handful of peels,
ovaries for sale on ebay,
24 hour pajama parties.

Makes her sad:
Being really sick and unable to
breath thru my nose, having to
listen to bad music, sleeping
for 5 hours during the day.

Fave Bands:
As I Lay Dying, Walls of Jericho
Otep, Farewell Radiance, Misfits
Bleeding Through, Dead To Fall
Suicidal Tendencies, Danzig

Fave Films:
Waking Life, Amelie
The Salton Sea, Memento

Check out Antanaclasis’ complete Suicide Girl Profile