Call me a sick son-of-a-b*tch, but there are few things I love more than a good unfortunate/unexpected sh*t story. And by unfortunate/unexpected, I mean the kind of situation that is made extremely complicated and uncomfortable due to an unexpected bowel movement. The following is a totally true account of perhaps the greatest sh*t story ever. (The names… Click to read more

Moana Suicide
Age 18
Into:
Smoking pot with friends,
Raves & parties!!
Not Into:
Doing chores, homework,
Makes her happy:
Chronic, funny people,
Hugs & kisses!!!
Makes her sad:
Animal abuse, people
trafficking.
Fave Bands:
Pantera
Moenia
Oakenfold
Amy Winehouse
Reik
The Mars Volta
Tori Amos
Bjork
Infected Mushroom
Paul Van Dyk
Fave Films:
Cheec… Click to read more

Lyric Suicide
Age 20
Location Ontario Canada
Into:
Indie comics, horror movies,
Johen Vasquez, drinks with
umbrellas, Final Fantasy games,
bras and panties, sleeping,
kisses in the rain, Ted Nafiah,
my ugly blanket, watching
boxsets all day shocking people.

Not Into:
KFC, being told no, busy days,
plan people, two faced people,
closed minded people, peo… Click to read more

Shiro Suicide
Age 23
Location: United Kingdom
Into:
Lots of things
Not Into:
War, people that lie,
false economy and
attention seekers
Makes her happy:
My boyfriend, chocolate,
having a drink or two.
Makes her sad:
lol Also my boyfriend,
poverty and terrorism.
Fave Bands:
AFI
American Nightmare
Shai Hulud
Aphex Twin
Blacklisted
Gwen Stefani
Squarepusher… Click to read more

Annisa Suicide
Location: Detroit
Into:
A steady morphine drip,
my burlesque troupe…
The Fat Bottom Girls,
photography, good old
fashion drunken debauchery
Not Into:
Drama
Makes her happy:
My kitty… You kitty.
Makes her sad:
Being bored, being broke
and p.m.s
Fave Bands:
The Slits
Queen
Kaada
Bjork
Fantomas
Mars Volta
Sublime
Otis Redding
Tenacious D

Fave… Click to read more

Abbiss Suicide
Age 21
Location Belgium
Into:
Myself, superficiality,
egocentrism, narcissism

Not into:
YOU
Makes me happy:
Having orgasms

Makes me sad:
Not having orgasms
Hobbies:
Sex, modelling, traveling,
studying languages, …

5 things i can’t live without:
Air, food, water, sun, sex,
love, my wardrobe, my phone,
discoveries, and so on… Click to read more

Roza Suicide
Age 22
Location Michigan
Into:
Rock N’ Roll, making out
in alleys, air guitar, spying,
wearing sunglasses at night,
Billy Idol, changing the world
Not Into:
Rap, sports, math, boring
people, lazy people
Makes her happy:
friends, family, fat round furry
animals, booze, the sun, and
getting what I want.
Makes her sad:
Liars, jerks, being t… Click to read more

Antanaclasis Suicide
Age 19
Location Massachusetts
Into:
Ex boyfriend, tight pants, long
hair, mohawks, pink hair, anchor
tattoos,neck piercings, breathing,
suspensions, sincerity, curiosity
Not Into:
Whinning, lies and deceit,
F**king up tremendously.
Makes her happy:
Learning, smart people, bottles
of rum, and a handful of peels,
ovaries for sa… Click to read more

Opaque Suicide
Location: Ohio

Into:
Things you’re not
Not Into:
Unconscious consumption
Makes her happy:
Sunsets, animals (alive),
the potential to make a
difference, open mindedness
Makes her sad:
The murder of animals, apathy,
the government, destruction of
the natural world, ignorance,
selfishness and exploitation.
Fave Bands:
Tool
Fave F… Click to read more

Kali Suicide
Age 23
Location Quebec, Canada
Into:
Playing pool, dripping sarcasm,
b movies, photography, seedy bars,
big funky sunglasses, attempting to
make intelligent conversation while
completely wasted, zombies,
political discussions, the 80s, good
Makes her happy:
Hot coffee and a smoke, butterflies
in my stomach, my cat, travelling,
Irish ac… Click to read more

Soya Suicide
Age 18
Location California
Cool:
Substance abuse, strangers,
the 60′s, Japanese fashion,
Bollywood,, all that is colorful,
adventures, baking, sex, faux
eyelashes, & bright hooker
lipstick.
Not Cool:
Making pointless profiles so
creepy old people can pretend
to have the same interests as I.
Makes her happy:
DMX & The Beatle… Click to read more

Emet Suicide
Age 19
Location North Carolina
Cool:
Traveling, piercings, tattoos,
body mods in general, reading,
psychology, clothing, makeup.
Not Cool:
Whores and puking
Makes her happy:
The beach, Miami Beach,
Needing something and then
getting it. When things happen
like they do in the movies.
Makes her sad:
Animal abuse
Fave Bands:
Brand New, Evercle… Click to read more

Ravyn Suicide
Age 18
Location Illinois
Cool:
Taking pictures, going to shows,
getting dressed up, or undressed,
Putting my hawk up when my hair
is dirty, pink steel toes, loud music,
Not Cool:
Boys that wear more makeup than
I do. Boys that wear tighter pants
then me.
Makes her happy:
Punk shows, moshpits, scary movies,
Halloween.

Makes her sad:
Christmas, sc… Click to read more

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Cori Suicide
Age 18
Location Canada
Cool:
Food, friends, people,
travel
Not Cool:
Ignorance, stomach
aches, allergies,
dumb broads.
Makes her happy:
Cuddling in my bed
while watching Southpark,
eating cereal with candy
Makes her sad:
Being broke.
Fave Bands:
Led Zeppelin
The Police
The Doors
The Beatles
Nine Inch Nails
Massive Attack
Fave Films:
Harold a… Click to read more