Looks like all you Sacha Baron Cohen fans out there finally have a day to mark on your calendar. The widely speculated upon follow-up to Borat, Cohen’s wildly successful 2007 film, ‘Bruno’ is set to hit the silver screen on May 15, 2009, reports Variety.com.

From the article:

Like Borat, the title character of the 2006 box office hit, Bruno is one of a trio of characters created and played by Cohen in TV skein “Da Ali G Show.”

As Bruno, Cohen pretends be a flamboyant fashion and celebrity journalist from Austria who interviews unwitting members of the public who believe Bruno is a real person.

We can’t wait to see who he embarrasses enough to get sued by this time!

The NY Post is reporting that Tony Parker has been cheating on his wife Eva Longoria with a French model named Alexandra Paressant.

Paressant told the Post that “she met Parker at his July wedding, and after weeks of exchanging explicit text messages they had their first tryst in September at the Park Hyatt Hotel in Paris.”

“She further revealed that some of Parker’s sexual fantasies were not fulfilled by his wife Eva that led to the fling.”

“We had room service. He said that Eva, sexually speaking, does not want to do certain things. She does not want to make love in front of a mirror, does not like [a] certain position and thinks that sperm gives acne,” Paressant told US Weekly.

So who is this Alexandra Paressant lady that’s been rocking Tony Parker’s world better than Eva Longoria, who happens to be #10 on COED’s list of 2007’s Hottest Athlete Wives?

Alexandra Paressant is a sexy French model that has a history of being a raving psycho.

Read why Paressant is a nutjob and check out her gallery after the jump! (more…)

Statistics show that most Latin-American countries rank highest in a worldwide poll for “personal satisfaction.” Hot weather, nachos, Corona and the hottest women in the world – yeah, I’d be pretty pumped about my life too. (Yahoo)

A teacher in Montclaire gives out homework assignments to his students’ parents on the regular. Start placing your bets now to see how long it will take for this smart-aleck teacher to be “involved in a scandal.” I say two weeks. (NY Times)

Woman gets sued for downloading 24 songs of KaZaa. She originally got charged for 25 songs, but even the RIAA doesn’t consider Nickelback music. (Duluth News)

“The Top Ten Rude Behaviors in the Workplace” (Hopkins)

After the Mayor of Atlantic City turns up missing for over a week, some random dude appoints himself Mayor. First action as Mayor: rename A.C. “Awesomeville.” (CBS3)

Kentucky State Senator Ernie Chambers plans on suing God to prove a point about frivolous lawsuits. In return, God plans on splitting Chambers’ head open with a lightning bolt to prove a point about dumbass statements. (KETV)

Ex-teacher at Plymouth Christian Academy faces sex charges, accused of having sex with her 15-year-old student. Somebody find this “poor boy” and give him the “Luckiest Kid in the World” award. Niiiiiiice! (Detroit News)

Not niiiiiiice: an assistant U.S. attorney from Florida arrested in an Internet sting operation after flying to Michigan to have sex with a 5-year-old girl. Yes, that’s right – a 5-year-old. Five. (Breitbart)

Earthtimes is at it again, boggling minds worldwide with amazing factoids such as this: “If seeking a mate or sizing up a potential rival, good-looking people capture people’s attention in a half of a second.” Wow. Eureka. (Earthtimes)

A lesbian couple in Australia is suing their doctor $400,000 for having twin girls after he implanted two embryos instead of one in the birth mother. I personally can’t wait until one of the twins finds out they’re a mistake that mommy and mommy didn’t want. Yay for Girl Power! (News.com)