When it comes to bad books, Twilight takes the cake.  Here’s my top five reasons why someone should sue Stephanie Meyer. And fast!
Number 5: Sparkly Vampires
Dracula has rolled over in his coffin.
Edward brings shame to the game.
In Twilight, the Vampires only weakness (since they are super fast, have super strength and cannot be killed by us mere morta… Click to read more

We all know President-elect Barack Obama has smoked marijuana, but it seems some people don’t think linking him further to the drug is a good idea. And it’s not who you might suspect. Rolling paper company Bambu, which has been included in films such as “Totally Baked: A Pot-u-mentary” and the “Cheech and Chong” seri… Click to read more

Watch this video of a hot model faking an orgasm in a jewelry commercial:

Now that we are up to pace with the video in question, here’s the news:
The model featured in the “Rock Her World” online ad for Zsul Jewelry Inc. is suing the company for $5 million on grounds of being tricked into doing the racy ad. The model, who also hosts a network cabl… Click to read more

A stret neer Northwod Elemantarie skool in Kalamamamazoo, Michegane haez the werd “school” misspelld on the pavment. Idiots. (Seattle Pi)
Cocksox: the new speedo, but much worse. (Cocksox.com)
Blender’s “Top 10 NFL Stadium Anthems That Must Be Retired.” (Blender)
Paris Hilton sues Hallmark for using her likeness on a… Click to read more