The old saying “never judge a book by its cover” is solid advice. The same goes for liquor, which makes it very hard for the everyday consumer like yourself to know exactly what to buy, without ever tasting it first… Lucky for you COED has assembled a crack team of booze-ologists who bring you liquor reviews and unique mixed drink recipes each and every week without fail. So stick around and check this week’s reviews and drink recipes, which include Famous Vodka, American Honey, and Chambord after the jump!

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Put down the green beer, bro! This year St. Patty’s Day is about mixing damn good drinks that will keep you partying all day and night, but won’t turn your teeth and bodily waste green for the next 3 days. Let’s get down to business, this week we’re reviewing Kellan Irish Whiskey, Russell’s Reserve 10 year Bourbon, and Sobiesk… Click to read more

COED’s Most Anticipated Movies of 2010 hailed the film adaptation of “Arrested Development” as the most eagerly awaited release for this past year. So, what makes us want to see a movie? It could be our admiration for certain actors or directors, or it could be as simple as a bad-ass poster or tagline. Whatever the case may be, we’ve combed Variety’s Film Release Chart for the movies releasing in 2011 that could be on your “Best Of” list come this time next year. Without further ado, COED presents our list of the Most Anticipated Movies of 2011. See the full list after the jump!

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COED’s Most Anticipated Movies of 2010 hailed the film adaptation of “Arrested Development” as the most eagerly awaited release. Talk about your all-time c*cktease. Looking at this year’s tentative slate of box office hopefuls, you might think Hollywood is unoriginal. Even with with Rosie Huntington-Whiteley replacing Megan Fox, Transformers 3 has no chance of erasing the soiled diaper that was Revenge of the Fallen.

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