Well, it looks like I picked the wrong day to take taxis yesterday because Sunday, January 8th was the annual “No Pants Subway Ride”. Completely ignoring the fact that the New York City Subway system is a virtual petri dish of biological warfare, it would have been nice to see some new scenery on the train. I’m always trying to find somethin… Click to read more

The subway is very similar to the poet Dante and Virgil’s descent into hell in The Divine Comedy: it’s oppressively hot, you bear witness to the most horrifying sights conceivable and are condemned to incessant suffering with no salvation in sight; and that’s just the platform, you didn’t even board the train yet! What demonic monstrosities dwell behind the automatic doors of the subway train? And once these doors close… there’s no turning back. Mind thy step as we confront the 7 annoying types of demons people you’ll meet on the subway train!

Living in New York City, I’ve often contemplated whether or not I’d be able to jump over the subway tracks, from one platform to the other. But because of fear, or just sheer laziness, I’ve never attempted this heroic feat. Which is probably good, because even if I did, I’d just look like a pussy next to this guy.

Jared Fogle, the man responsible for selling millions upon millions of delicious Subway sandwiches, is known for becoming spokesperson for the company while still attending college in the late ’90′s.
What we didn’t know, was that Jared Fogle was not only infamous at his college for eating nothing but Subway and losing over 200 pounds,… Click to read more

Cute, college-aged girls? Check.
$10,000 dare to strip on the subway? Check.
YouTube video of the whole shebang? I thought you would never ask:

The “Pole-ite” girls (real names Laura Lee Anderson, Jessica Wu, Marissa Lupp and Isis Masoud) gave bystanders quite the show earlier this year, dancing, stripping, grinding and gyrating around the… Click to read more