Mario and Luigi have permanently cemented their place in pop culture history. The two loveable Italian plumbers are the most popular video game characters of all time and they have clearly made their impact on their fans. Now don’t get me wrong, I love me some Super Mario Bros. but the people in this gallery have to be beyond obsessed. Can a girl take you seriously if you have Bowser tattooed on your forearm? Will having Mario and Luigi on your feet get you laid? The jury is out on that one, but until we figure it out, check out 48 of the craziest Super Mario Bros. tattoos after the jump!

Every single day, I see some of the dumbest people and their videos. While it doesn’t take a whole lot for me to laugh at someone once, that someone has to be a real jackass to keep my attention for longer than a week. For those trying to do this, I’ll throw you a bone: freaking out and shoving a remote up your bum because your WoW account was suspended is a good start. Yeah I just revealed one of the idiots on our list, but trying to narrow down all the other ‘tards to a concise 15 was pretty hard. Be glad you’re not one of the 15 internet jackasses and reap the benefits of our hard labor after the jump!

Make fun of ‘em as much as you want, but rednecks live a pretty easy life. It doesn’t seem like they care about much besides car racing, drinking beers, and wrestling fish (which I can’t believe is a sport). Seriously, I’d love to just sit on a porch and shoot at sh*t all the time. One thing I was wondering about (besides the whole cousin thing) was the difference between a ‘hick’ and a ‘redneck’. Someone showed me these pictures, and I’ve come to the conclusion that a hick just doesn’t take it to the next level like the redneck does. Check out the 100 examples of rednecks doing it right.

Last week, the AP reported drivers in Kazakhstan replaced their license plates with signs that read “I LOVE SEX”. The former Soviet nation and homeland of Borat has a fairly relaxed attitude when it comes to sex (i.e. – Borat making out with his sister) despite a youth group calling for a ban on Valentine’s Day. That trend isn’t new – vanity plates have always been pretty funny – whether intentionally or not – but sometimes their creativity can be a giant red flag for cops. We’ve pulled a photo gallery of examples to keep you out of the clink. Check ‘em out after the jump!

OK, so you’re going to have to put up with some really crappy German music while this dude pours kerosene (or something equally flammable) onto a giant pile of wood. But believe me, it’s worth it. Of course you can always turn the music down – but if you ask me, it kind of takes away from the sheer idiocy of the way he tries to light this thing…

Having manners is important – it shows that you take care in what you do, and have respect for the people around you. And at no time are manners more observed than around the dinner table. But it’s about damn time we admit that some of these manners are just plain crazy, out of date, and completely unnecessary. Fortunately, the brave trend-setters at Buzzfeed.com have put together a list…

It’s hard to remember the days when rap used to actually be hardcore. Not only have the lyrics gotten increasingly stupid, but once-dangerous trigger-happy rappers are now just waiting to be beat up by some former fan who spends too much lifting weights at the gym. Undecided on whether rap has lost all credibily? Just watch this insanely lame video of the whitest kids ever trying to rap.

People say outrageous, stupid, and outrageously stupid things. When they do this in private, we call these people our friends and family. When they do it in public, they are (or soon will be) celebrities. In recent months, several people have made themselves look like dolts, dopes, and/or dunces in the public eye.
If You Don’t Have Anything Nice to Say…… Click to read more

OK, as far as I can tell, this is just some regular surveillance footage from an office building, somewhere. And as far as I know, you have to enter a building before you can leave it. But somehow, this dude was able to get in without figuring out how an automatic sliding door works – because he sure as sh*t has no idea how to leave.

Put together by the good people at Best Week Ever, we’ve got a gem for you today. You know when someone does something so stupid, you just want them to go away so you can stop being embarrassed for them? Well if not, then you’ve never met this woman. Not only does her bid strategy fail completely, she’s so bad, she throws Drew off his game.

I can understand that people often try to make popular Internet videos by inflicting as much pain on themselves as they can muster the courage to withstand. But sometimes, that has some seriously unexpected consequences. You know, like your balls deciding to launch themselves inside your body…

OK, so this Spanish dude has a f**king giant tongue. I mean really giant. It’s so big that I’m not exactly sure how it fits in this dude’s mouth. But then again, he also possesses the handy skill of being able to swallow his entire face, so that probably has something to do with it…

I’ve seen people light a lot of stupid sh*t on fire, but this one takes the cake. Apparently it’s possible to catch a frozen lake on fire by making a small hole and lighting the methane gas that’s escaping, like these University of Alaska students do here. And surprise, surprise – it’s a really bad idea.

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You know, before trying a stunt like this, it’s best to have at least a non-retarded understanding of physics. I’m not sure if we should be allowing these kinds of people to own anything with an engine. Or wheels.… Click to read more

We are nearing the point where a Josh Howard for Ron Artest swap would have been a character upgrade for the Mavs.
In a recent YouTube video, Josh Howard was filmed at Allen Iverson’s charity flag football game in July ‘voicing out his true colors’ during the American National Anthem.
When the camera panned to the direction of the recently… Click to read more