OK, as far as I can tell, this is just some regular surveillance footage from an office building, somewhere. And as far as I know, you have to enter a building before you can leave it. But somehow, this dude was able to get in without figuring out how an automatic sliding door works – because he sure as sh*t has no idea how to leave.

Having manners is important – it shows that you take care in what you do, and have respect for the people around you. And at no time are manners more observed than around the dinner table. But it’s about damn time we admit that some of these manners are just plain crazy, out of date, and completely unnecessary. Fortunately, the brave trend-setters at Buzzfeed.com have put together a list of the stupidest table manners, and how you can avoid falling victim to their tricky traps.

Check out The 10 Most Ridiculous Table Manners, here!

Put together by the good people at Best Week Ever, we’ve got a gem for you today. You know when someone does something so stupid, you just want them to go away so you can stop being embarrassed for them? Well if not, then you’ve never met this woman. Not only does her bid strategy fail completely, she’s so bad, she throws Drew off his game.

I can understand that people often try to make popular Internet videos by inflicting as much pain on themselves as they can muster the courage to withstand. But sometimes, that has some seriously unexpected consequences. You know, like your balls deciding to launch themselves inside your body…

OK, so you’re going to have to put up with some really crappy German music while this dude pours kerosene (or something equally flammable) onto a giant pile of wood. But believe me, it’s worth it. Of course you can always turn the music down – but if you ask me, it kind of takes away from the sheer idiocy of the way he tries to light this thing. But don’t worry, he gets what’s comin’ to him…

OK, so this Spanish dude has a f**king giant tongue. I mean really giant. It’s so big that I’m not exactly sure how it fits in this dude’s mouth. But then again, he also possesses the handy skill of being able to swallow his entire face, so that probably has something to do with it…

I’ve seen people light a lot of stupid sh*t on fire, but this one takes the cake. Apparently it’s possible to catch a frozen lake on fire by making a small hole and lighting the methane gas that escapes, like these University of Alaska students do here. And surprise, surprise – it’s a really bad idea.

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You know, before trying a stunt like this, it’s best to have at least a non-retarded understanding of physics. I’m not sure if we should be allowing these kinds of people to own anything with an engine. Or wheels.

We are nearing the point where a Josh Howard for Ron Artest swap would have been a character upgrade for the Mavs.

In a recent YouTube video, Josh Howard was filmed at Allen Iverson’s charity flag football game in July ‘voicing out his true colors’ during the American National Anthem.

When the camera panned to the direction of the recently extremely-troubled Maverick small forward, he states, ” ‘The Star-Spangled Banner’ is going on. I don’t celebrate this [expletive]. I’m black.”  He then goes on to make a comment about Barack Obama.

This was first reported by Eddie Sefko of the Dallas Morning News, and has allegedly been ‘handled’ already by Dallas owner Mark Cuban by means of “communication-skill sessions” during camp in upcoming weeks.

Add this to his admission to marijuana use and his arrest for speeding and reckless driving in North Carolina, and now the Mavs are biting their hands when they realize that they probably could have landed defensive menace Artest from the Kings in exchange for Howard.

Who would have ever thought that Artest would ever be the better character guy in a one-for-one swap in any NBA trade?  The Mavs certainly didn’t think so at the beginning of the summer, but now they might be starting to change their mind.

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Last summer, Ben Gordon was offered a 5-year, $50M contract extension from the Chicago Bulls but whined that as the team’s leading scorer, that wasn’t enough.  Now its only a few weeks from camp and Gordon’s contract status is still in limbo.  He still thinks he deserves something similar to the $71M deal the Bulls recently gave to Luol Deng, but the Bulls disagree.

As a restricted free agent, his options are limited.  He can sign an offer sheet with another team – which the Bulls can match – but no one with ample cap space remaining (read: Memphis Grizzlies) is willing to pony up for his services.  Or he can force a sign-and-trade, but again, no one wants to pay him a penny more than the Bulls already offered and he rejected.  It appears his contract demands are too absurd for any NBA team to consider for the streaky combo guard from UConn. (more…)