I love it when Newsweek lets its hair down and talks about the benefits of sex. You dirty, filthy magazine…ahem. In an age where student/teacher sex scandals pop up as often as the teen boners inspiring them, it’s no surprise that being sexually frustrated is frequently pinned as one of the main reasons kids today get tense, irritable and violent – just like adults not getting any! An orgasm (from sex) a day will keep the anti-social behavior away.

Although most of you would love to fall into the “nerd” category lets be serious…90% of us are zombies, at least according to this illustration by GraphJam.