Back in August, we named Rick’s Cabaret as one of the 10 best strip clubs in America. Why? Because they pull off stuff like this all-exotic dancer basketball league to help fill the void left by the NBA Lockout. The league will be made up of 11 teams, one from each city the chain has a club in (New York, Philly, Minneapolis, Indianapolis, Charlotte, Miami, Dallas, Fort Worth, Austin, San Antonio, and Houston). Each team will play 2 games over 2 days – November 17th and 18th. We were lucky enough to receive a special invite to check out the NYC squad. Good thing we brought a camera. Peep the pics from their practice after the jumpshot.

We talk a lot about how to break the ice with women here at COED – a lot of the time we advise to be confident not cocky, make eye contact but not stare, etc. But, sometimes you just have to make a power move; one that lets the girls know exactly what’s going on. And out of all the aggro maneuvers out there, stripper pole in the living room is as “acceptable” as they come thanks to “pole dancing” not only being a pro sport, but also becoming a new workout trend that secretly freaky chicks use to tone up. The girls in our gallery agree. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Apparently, this video was filmed after six hours of pole-dancing workshops at UP DANCE Studio. The two women, Ooana Kivela (winner of one Pole World Cup) and Grazzy Brugner (Miss Pole Dance Brazil World) are pretty good at dry humping a pole eight feet high what they do. I’m not going to lie, one of them is much better looking than the other but you have to watch to find out which one I’m talking about. If you have a special lady friend, you really should consider buying her some lessons in this very special art form – just sayin’. Watch the video after the jump!

Recently, we gave you 10 surefire signs your girlfriend used to be a stripper. While those were certainly handy, we totally missed the most telltale of indicators – she takes photos like the ones you’re about to see. In our opinion, every girl has a little bit of stripper in them. Girls have adopted “pole dancing” classes as a “fun, alternative” workout, but deep down we know these chicks desperately want to swing their nipple tassels as they pick singles off a bro’s nose with her bombs. Well, break out the umbrellas, because the ladies in our gallery will make you wanna make it rain. Check ‘em out after the jump.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, the lead singer of Warrant passed away, Brooke Hogan posed nude for a PETA ad, Affion Crockett is really good at impersonating rappers, Lindsay Lohan did a bloody photo shoot (that’s not British profanity), Rosie Jones did a Pepsi Max commercial, Teen Mom “star” Gary Shirley went on an 11-hour stripper bender, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Who doesn’t love to see some T&A every once in a while? I think all men should feel good that we contribute some much needed tuition money for women just looking to get ahead in life. But the debate rages on on what strip clubs can be a part of the best in the nation. Since I wouldn’t want you to waste time on strippers that just want your wallet, I have done the research for you. After examining the evidence hard, no pun intended, I have finally come up with, in no particular order, the 10 Best Strip Clubs in these United States. Check it out then vote for the top one after the jump.

When I was younger, I enjoyed eating Jell-O. Now that I’m older, I enjoy watching women wrestle in it. I find that it gives me a bigger rush than the sugar and doesn’t leave me with a crash. By the way, whoever came up with this idea has got to be a guy. No girl would ever think to themselves, “I should fill an inflatable tub with Jell-O, throw on a bikini and wrestle another girl in a bikini.” If only it were that easy. I’ll tell you what is easy though: checking out these girls enjoying this ‘sweet’ sport.

Early Saturday morning (June 11th), the AP reported a New York state court ruled alcohol-free strip clubs will be forced to tax lap dances because they don’t qualify for a state tax exemption as “dramatic or musical arts performances.” This was in response to an Albany club called, “Nite Moves”, which apparently owes more than $125,000 in back taxes from 2005. The club’s lawyer stated, “We admit the ballet is a little different and maybe a little more finely tuned.” Read our reaction after the jump.

Bachelor parties are the last hurrah for the groom-to-be. It’s a time for a bunch of dudes to get together, get ridiculously drunk, throw around some money, and give in to the most debase, immoral activities the male mind can conjure up. The last thing any guy wants to think about when he’s about to let loose is rules, but if you want the final send-off to live on forever, we have a few do’s and don’ts that’ll ensure an award-winning sh*tshow. Check it out after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature a museum in Iceland that’s for total d*cks, a totally awesome professor at La Salle University who employs strippers to teach ethics, and a man in Florida who shot at a $65,000 SWAT robot while buck naked. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

Everyone, with the possible exception of dads with daughters, loves a good pole dance. But if you can take your eyes off the nudity for just a sec you’ll see there’s a lot more athleticism, and art, to rocking that pole than most people think. Until recently, most pole dancing “competitions” were judged by applause or some other equally arbitrary method. There wasn’t an impartial way to give the art of pole dancing the recognition it deserved. Which is why the US Pole Dancing Federation was created in 2008. See a video of 2010′s USPDF Professional champion, Alethea Austin, along with 70 pics of her and other pole dancers including Miss Pole Dance World Felix Cane, Miss Pole Dance Canada Crystal Lai, and Miss Pole Dance USA Jenyne Butterfly after the jump!

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You have a girlfriend or you’re wifed up. First, I’m sorry for your luck. Have fun watching Sex and the City and drinking white wine on Friday nights while your friends are out doing fun things like getting drunk and nailin’ hot broads. At COED, we’re not anti-relationship, but what we will say there are certain times where it might be appropriate to stray. Here are just a few examples.

If you were able to catch this past weekend’s NFL games, you might’ve noticed most cheerleader squads got into the Halloween spirit by dressing up in ridiculously sexy costumes. Since you’re too cheap for DVR (Booyah!) and your memory sucks worse than Jay Cutler’s accuracy, we did all the work for you by collecting this gallery of gridiron goddesses in ghoulish get up.