We have a winner! Australian hottie, Felix Cane was just announced Miss Pole Dance World 2009, and boy are we proud. No, we didn’t have a hand in her winning. We just want to help make sure this magnificent sport gets as much coverage as humanly possible. Because the more people know, the more chicks will take up pole dancing. And that is NEVER a bad thing. (Ok, almost never.)

If any of you were unsure whether or not we come from the same primitive ancestors as apes, this should clear that up once and for all. I’m not sure how this chick learned she had this skill, but something tells me it had to do with being a stripper. I don’t know – you tell me…

As you might have heard, women who would have ordinarily never set foot in a strip club are now taking to the pole in never before seen numbers. For you guys, that means your otherwise perfect girlfriends may now be having to do some very, um, questionable activities, just to pay her half of the rent…

Do you like being nude while getting paid for your nudity? Here are some nude-tastic job options:

With the economy slowing grinding to a halt, the sub-prime mortgage crisis, gas prices rising and the US dollar tanking, American’s are spending less on ‘luxury items’–and strippers are starting to feel the pinch. Thing is, stripping still brings home the bacon better than most jobs out there, so more and more women are opting to… Click to read more

Obnoxiously bright blues, greens and various shades of pink are walking, talking and dancing all around me. For some reason the intensely colored, and revealing dresses are the focus of my attention initially, not the girls wearing them. I can’t help but think this was a bad idea.
I’m nervous. This isn’t an excited, happy nervous; it’s an anxious, uncomfort… Click to read more

New York Magazine does these Sex Diaries that are sometimes cool, sometimes lame. Sometimes they’re interesting portrayals of every day life, and sometimes they make it seem like EVERYONE in New York City is having copious amounts of crazy sex — which isn’t always the case, btw. What would happen, I wondered, if someone blogged about their sex life for a week… Click to read more

Megan Fox At The MTV Movie Awards
Aisleyne Horgan Wallace
Miami Cheerleader: Christina DeMaria
Drunk Driver Destroys Cyclists
 Ol’ Fashioned NASCAR Fan Ass-Kicking
Relentlessly Unromantic, Self-absorbed Single Stripper
Brittany Hawks Will Blow Your Mind
Anne Hathaway Parades Onto the Scene
11 Greatest Head Explosions In Film
 Never Leave th… Click to read more

When I was still dancing, I worked with this girl. Her name was E. We knew so many E’s at the time, we started attaching adjectives to their names, to tell them apart. There was Cool E, Hippie E, and the E that we worked with. She came to be called Dumb E.
E Had a serious lisp–the worst lisp I’ve ever heard. She was also incredibly stupid. She was a y… Click to read more

With the writers’ strike going on for a veritable eternity, the NFL stepped in to supply us with enough drama and distractions that my girlfriend actually didn’t mind watching SportsCenter. Who was beating a hooker this week? Which QB was impregnating a super model today? What did Jessica Simpson do to fu** up my Fantasy Football team now?
The q… Click to read more

Over 80% of New Zealanders around the age of 25 have admitted to driving under the influence of marijuana. The ratio of Taco Bell wrappers and Pink Floyd albums to each vehicle driven under the influence has yet to be determined. (Stuff)
The NFL’s Most “Homely” Cheerleaders. (Daily Redundancy)
Stripper gets workman’s comp for &#… Click to read more

Oh, reality shows: the bane of our existence and our favorite guilty pleasure. ‘Tis a paradox.
When word first came around that Poison frontman Bret Michaels was poised to star in his own reality show, flashes of teased hair, war-paint makeup and garish outfits plagued my subconscious. And whaddaya know – the show played out with every stereot… Click to read more

While some may consider the oh-so-voluptuous Scarlett Johansson a bit prudish next to Jessica Biel and her bare-assed role as a stripper raising a child in Powder Blue, she has proven to be quite the opposite…in a way.
In response to the possible union strike Johansson has signed on to no less than three movies – He’s Just Not That Into You, Frank Miller’… Click to read more

Here’s my favorite: “The Girl Next Door.” I mean could Elisha Cuthbert possibly get any hotter… I think not!
Jessica Simpson – Dukes of Hazard
More videos after the jump…… Click to read more