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Tonight, G4 fans will be treated to a special treat – actress, Eva Amurri (and her perfect tatas) will be filling in for Attack of the Show regular, Olivia Munn. But after seeing the recent video of Eva stripping off pretty much everything on “Californication,” we’re sure AOTS fans will have their horny geekdom satisfied. But this begs the question, Who’s the sexier G4 babe? To get a jump start on the inevitable debate, we’ve put these two smokeshows head-to-head in a G4 Babe Battle. So, who do you think is the hottest host?

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Eva Amurri vs Olivia Munn

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We have a winner! Australian hottie, Felix Cane was just announced Miss Pole Dance World 2009, and boy are we proud. No, we didn’t have a hand in her winning. We just want to help make sure this magnificent sport gets as much coverage as humanly possible. Because the more people know, the more chicks will take up pole dancing. And that is NEVER a bad thing. (Ok, almost never.) (more…)

If any of you were unsure whether or not we come from the same primitive ancestors as apes, this should clear that up once and for all. I’m not sure how this chick learned she had this skill, but something tells me it had to do with being a stripper. I don’t know – you tell me…

As you might have heard, women who would have ordinarily never set foot in a strip club are now taking to the pole in never before seen numbers, as the failing economy makes finding work that doesn’t require degrading yourself to drunken fools more and more difficult. For you guys, that means your otherwise perfect girlfriends may now be having to do some very, um, questionable activities, just to pay her half of the rent. And stripping isn’t the only one. Here are the 10 Sexiest Recession-era Jobs You Don’t Want Your Girlfriend to Have. (more…)

Do you like being nude while getting paid for your nudity? Here are some nude-tastic job options:

#1-NUDE HOUSE CLEANING

Yes, be an exotic maid. There’s options to be either fully nude, topless or lingerie maids. The minimum is 2 hours of work. It’s $65/hour for lingerie, $75/hour for topless and $85/hour for nude. It wont matter how well you clean because the important is you are nude while doing so.

#2-TOPLESS DONUT SHOP

The premise is simple; you sell donuts and while doing such, you are topless! Serve up a French Glazed or Long John. It doesn’t matter, because you’ll be topless and no one will really care. (This job only works really well for women.)

#3—NUDE YOGA INSTRUCTOR

There’s a yoga studio by my house that has nude yoga. For those not clear on the concept, that’s yoga while naked. These classes are taught by an instructor, and that instructor is nude while doing such—and getting paid to do so! Be sure to wipe down the mat after use.

#4—ARTIST MODEL

That’s right, take off all your clothes in front of an art class and let everyone draw you. Don’t be fully aroused while doing such.

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With the economy slowing grinding to a halt, the sub-prime mortgage crisis, gas prices rising and the US dollar tanking, American’s are spending less on ‘luxury items’–and strippers are starting to feel the pinch. Thing is, stripping still brings home the bacon better than most jobs out there, so more and more women are opting to take it off in the name of self-preservation. (more…)

Obnoxiously bright blues, greens and various shades of pink are walking, talking and dancing all around me. For some reason the intensely colored, and revealing dresses are the focus of my attention initially, not the girls wearing them. I can’t help but think this was a bad idea.

I’m nervous. This isn’t an excited, happy nervous; it’s an anxious, uncomfortable nervous. I’ve never been to a strip club before. I agreed to come here because I’m in New York City for the first time, my friends wanted to go, and it seems like the perfect time to try something new. Maybe I don’t like new.

Some of the girls are sitting and talking to customers, some are hanging around the edges of the club in small groups, and one girl is dancing on stage, slowly removing her clothes. I’m supposed to watch her, to be turned on, to want her. I don’t. I feel like a voyeur; averting my eyes from the stage like it’s something private meant for someone else. (more…)

New York Magazine does these Sex Diaries that are sometimes cool, sometimes lame. Sometimes they’re interesting portrayals of every day life, and sometimes they make it seem like EVERYONE in New York City is having copious amounts of crazy sex — which isn’t always the case, btw. What would happen, I wondered, if someone blogged about their sex life for a week? Would it be cooler? Funnier? More believable?

College Candy was lucky enough to have a self professed “Relentlessly Unromantic, Self-Absorbed, Single Stripper” write an in depth SexBlog about a week of her life.

Check out College Candy’s SexBlog: The Relentlessly Unromantic, Self-Absorbed, Single Stripper you’ll read about many lap dances, one possible foursome opportunity, one masturbation session, one surprise old man penis, multiple rounds of out-of-this-world sex with one nameless Irishman. Read More