Festivals are meant to be fun for everyone, even the children who’ve been dragged against their will to the local soft-rock show. The kid you see here is a point-and-case example of how young people can entertain themselves without iPods, PSPs, or PCP. If no one’s bothered to take a photo of you, simply appear in everyone else’s! Such a sma… Click to read more

Apparently, this video was filmed after six hours of pole-dancing workshops at UP DANCE Studio. The two women, Ooana Kivela (winner of one Pole World Cup) and Grazzy Brugner (Miss Pole Dance Brazil World) are pretty good at dry humping a pole eight feet high what they do. I’m not going to lie, one of them is much better looking than the other but you have to watch to find out which one I’m talking about. If you have a special lady friend, you really should consider buying her some lessons in this very special art form – just sayin’. Watch the video after the jump!

She’s red hot in the bedroom, sports some seriously skimpy clothing, and owns a stripper pole. You suspect that she may have been a porn star in a past life: or that she has an alter ego that only comes out after dusk at Spearmint Rhino. If you’re unsure whether your girlfriend could be a professional piece of *ss, then you’d better read my top check list of telltale signs your girlfriend used to be a stripper or a porn star. Check out the list after the jump.

If you’re not a news junkie, your might’ve missed the story about the three siblings who went on a robbery spree then went on the run for 8 days, which eventually culminated in a high speed car chase and crash. Turns out one of the siblings is a stripper (who’s ENGAGED). You know when stripping’s involved, we’re gonna cover it. They each face a $1.3 million bond for the robberies in addition to attempted murder and assault on a police officer. Damn. The trio, known as “The Doughtery Gang”, consists of Ryan, Dylan, and the hottest one of the bunch, Lee Grace. Check out their mugshots along with Lee Grace’s AWESOME quote & finest pics after the jump.

Reports are circulating that To Catch a Predator host, Chris Hansen, who was ironically caught on camera cheating on his wife with news reporter Kristyn Caddell, has a SECOND mistress. This time, the other other woman’s a stripper (and aspiring country singer), Kathleen Collins. According to her Bench Warmer profile, she’s “a former Budweiser Girl from Vancouver, B.C.”, who “signed a recording deal as a country music singer” and played the lead in “Not That Kind of Girl”. The irony is just all over the place with this developing story. Check out her twitpics and candids in the gallery after the jump.

Strippers often behave like turbo-charged hot babes; they’re paid to look that good, and be smart about getting guys like you to pay their rent. Wandering into the Spearmint Rhino on a Friday night is a guaranteed way to get played. Having said that, there is one simple trick to standing out from every other guy out there. Read what that is after the jump!

Every guy I know claims to have a specific part of a woman’s body that they find most appealing. I’m an @ss and legs guy, others are t*t-men. Generally speaking, t*t-men like theirs bigger. But, just how big is TOO big? Previously, we showed you 10 Celebrities Whose Boobs Are Just Too Big and the 27 Hardest Working Bras in Hollywood. Those racks pale in comparison to what you’re about to see. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Playboy’s Top Party Schools list featured a familiar “faces” like Wisconsin, UT-Austin and Georgia along with a couple newcomers like Colorado and… The University of Western Ontario? Playboy’s notorious for throwing at least one curveball at us each time they release the rankings, so we decided to dig a little deeper to see just what made this school the place to party. We asked you guys who should be the top party school and UWO got 43% of the total vote, far outpacing Colorado and Penn State. So, what makes UWO the S-H-*-T? Check out some of their hottest student bodies, their hottest cheerleader, and a girl who goes by the name “The Saugeen Stripper” after the jump.

Theme parties are the best ways to get hot chicks to leave absolutely NOTHING to the imagination and wear next to nothing as a costume. Unfortunately, the following five costumes do absolutely NOTHING for the libido. Make sure you keep this story in mind when picking your Halloween theme.

Obnoxiously bright blues, greens and various shades of pink are walking, talking and dancing all around me. For some reason the intensely colored, and revealing dresses are the focus of my attention initially, not the girls wearing them. I can’t help but think this was a bad idea. I’m nervous. This isn’t an excited, happy nervous; it’s an anxious, uncomfortable nervous. I’ve never been to a strip club before.

Women who would have ordinarily never set foot in a strip club are now taking to the pole in never before seen numbers, as the failing economy makes finding work difficult. For you guys, that means your otherwise perfect girlfriends may now be having to do some very, um, questionable activities, just to pay her rent.

When you think of Vegas you think of gambling. Shortly afterward you think of all of the women, the clubs, shows and sexy vibe that makes Vegas worth the hangover. Make this trip to Vegas about care free, mistake making fun, and keep your money where it should be….in some chicks thong.

Did you spend your childhood watching cartoons and wishing you could jump into their world? Well take back that wish right away because things aren’t so great in cartoon world after all. They’re more sick and more diseased than any hooker you’ve ever met in a dark alleyway.

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Tonight, G4 fans will be treated to a special treat – actress, Eva Amurri (and her perfect tatas) will be filling in for Attack of the Show regular, Olivia Munn. But after seeing the recent video of Eva stripping off pretty much everything on “Californication,” we’re sure AOTS fans will have their horny geekdom satisfied. But this begs the question, Who’s the sexier G4 babe?