With the exception of basketball, I can say with certainty that I’ve gone to more strip clubs than I have to professional sports games. Why not? The beers are pretty much the same price, and I actually enjoy seeing my athletes use “performance enhancers.” Regardless of whether or not you agree with me, you have to admit that the girl dancing in this video would is a shoe-in for the First Team All-Stripper squad. Before you can vote though, you need to see her in action. Check out the video after the jump!

We talk a lot about how to break the ice with women here at COED – a lot of the time we advise to be confident not cocky, make eye contact but not stare, etc. But, sometimes you just have to make a power move; one that lets the girls know exactly what’s going on. And out of all the aggro maneuvers out there, stripper pole in the living room is as “acceptable” as they come thanks to “pole dancing” not only being a pro sport, but also becoming a new workout trend that secretly freaky chicks use to tone up. The girls in our gallery agree. Check ‘em out after the jump.

She’s red hot in the bedroom, sports some seriously skimpy clothing, and owns a stripper pole. You suspect that she may have been a porn star in a past life: or that she has an alter ego that only comes out after dusk at Spearmint Rhino. If you’re unsure whether your girlfriend could be a professional piece of *ss, then you’d better read my top check list of telltale signs your girlfriend used to be a stripper or a porn star. Check out the list after the jump.

Cute, college-aged girls? Check.
$10,000 dare to strip on the subway? Check.
YouTube video of the whole shebang? I thought you would never ask:

The “Pole-ite” girls (real names Laura Lee Anderson, Jessica Wu, Marissa Lupp and Isis Masoud) gave bystanders quite the show earlier this year, dancing, stripping, grinding and gyrating around the… Click to read more

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In a world where strippers make more money than most political figures, is it wrong to teach the youth of today the art of pole-dancing?
The answer is a resounding YES.
In Australia, kids – I’m talking kids, like 7-year-old girls and boys – are being registered (by their parents, mind you) to take pole-dancing lessons.
Yes: everybody know… Click to read more

Is it just me or does this video look…uh…very low-budget?
And what’s with the awkward stripper pole dance? Notice how zoomed in the camera is – hiding something, director?
Like Britney’s sloppy self, perhaps?
As expected, this is like watching a train wreck right before your very eyes.… Click to read more