Earlier in the week, the newest member of the New York Jets got a chance to talk to the media for the first time. After listening to his entire presser, it would seem that no one is more “excited” than he is to be in NYC (understatement of the century). I say this in the nicest way possible, but out of all the places in NYC, I do not want Tebow visiting the f… Click to read more

We know that most of the people who live in the San Diego area head to other destinations for Spring Break, but that just means the people left partying here are extra trashy. You’re not allowed to drink on the beaches any more (due to a fight with drunken partiers and SWAT team members), but that doesn’t mean you can’t drink in the ocean. Duri… Click to read more

If Panama City is only the #7 trashiest spring break destination, you know that we’re bringing some serious heat with the rest of our picks – heat that is similar to the burning sensation you’d feel after leaving a place like PCB. Last year’s ‘celebrities’ that showed up include the cast of the Jersey Shore, Young Joc,… Click to read more

It’s been hailed has the “mecca for motorsports”, with the old Daytona Beach Road Course having hosted races for over 50 years before being replaced in 1959 by the Daytona International Speedway. The city is also the headquarters for NASCAR and the Grand American Road Racing Association. Where there’s motorsports, you know the… Click to read more

Sneaking its way into #5 is Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Having been here for Senior Week twice (victory lap, baby) I know the ins-and-outs of South Myrtle Beach, not to be confused with North Myrtle Beach. South Myrtle (the trashier side) is run by three defining places: the beach, Broadway on the Beach, and the strip clubs. During the day, you’ll spe… Click to read more

The name of the game when it comes to spring break partying in Fort Myers is Lana Kai. It’s an older, run-down area of the beach that is perfect for hosting the daily “booty contests” that happen during high-season. In addition to the co-eds shaking their thangs, the Cincinnati firemen have a deal with the hotel to throw their own little &… Click to read more

It’s probably surprising that Miami Beach is on our list, but the more you think about it, the more it makes sense. Why? The Jersey Shore went here. Plus, it’s probably one of two places where you can wear a shiny button-down shirt, rent a Lambo, and wear white pants all why trying to keep a straight-face. Clubs like Space, Nikki Beach, Mansion, an… Click to read more

Of course it makes sense that Las Vegas is the trashiest destination to head for Spring Break; it’s the home of gambling, strip clubs, and anything else you can buy with money. While there aren’t any beaches to go to, those wanting to rock a bathing suit can find plenty of pool parties to attend. Surprisingly to some, the room rates are very afforda… Click to read more

The fact that Lake Havasu can only  hit #9 on our Trashiest Spring Break Destinations is one of the reasons why I love this country. You have chicks with humongous fake implants wearing tassels on a couple dinghys in a lake and somehow that’s not gettin’ it done. Seriously, it’s re-godd*mned-diculous. You can try to spend the whole day and… Click to read more

Maybe it’s the fact that Key West is the southernmost inhabitable place in the lower 48 states or that its claims to have never had a frost, but this place is a continuous party. During the high Spring Break season, open container laws are not enforced – this is coming from the Chief of Police. One of the must-see destinations is the Garden of Eden ba… Click to read more

How can it get any trashier than South Padre, a beach that essentially exists for the sole purpose of having wild parties? This year, expect to see the beach host musicians like Skrillex, Tiesto, and Avicii along with whoever else Coca-Cola wants to bring along for their daily 11 AM – 6 PM slosh-fest. If you don’t feel like joining in on the readily… Click to read more

Who doesn’t love to see some T&A every once in a while? I think all men should feel good that we contribute some much needed tuition money for women just looking to get ahead in life. But the debate rages on on what strip clubs can be a part of the best in the nation. Since I wouldn’t want you to waste time on strippers that just want your wallet, I have done the research for you. After examining the evidence hard, no pun intended, I have finally come up with, in no particular order, the 10 Best Strip Clubs in these United States. Check it out then vote for the top one after the jump.

Early Saturday morning (June 11th), the AP reported a New York state court ruled alcohol-free strip clubs will be forced to tax lap dances because they don’t qualify for a state tax exemption as “dramatic or musical arts performances.” This was in response to an Albany club called, “Nite Moves”, which apparently owes more than $125,000 in back taxes from 2005. The club’s lawyer stated, “We admit the ballet is a little different and maybe a little more finely tuned.” Read our reaction after the jump.

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This weekend football fans will head to the classy city of Tampa Bay, Florida for Super Bowl XLIII. And as you may have heard, Tampa has a whopping 43 strip clubs – more than any other type of business, besides McDonald’s (of which there are also 43). We got to thinking – with that many strip clubs, the women in Tampa must be a particularly free spirited bunch.