Tonight, G4 fans will be treated to a special treat – actress, Eva Amurri (and her perfect tatas) will be filling in for Attack of the Show regular, Olivia Munn. But after seeing the recent video of Eva stripping off pretty much everything on “Californication,” we’re sure AOTS fans will have their horny geekdom satisfied. But this begs the question, Who’s the sexier G4 babe? To get a jump start on the inevitable debate, we’ve put these two smokeshows head-to-head in a G4 Babe Battle. So, who do you think is the hottest host?

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Eva Amurri vs Olivia Munn

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This morning, we came across what has to be the sweetest internet radio station of all-time: 1015thepole.com. No, you’re not going to find your favorite indie bands on here, you f**king hipsters. What you are going to get is non-stop stripper tunes that’ll send you straight back to that night you got the clap. I mean, the name of the radio station is The Pole! Jesus Christ…

On top of the strip club music, The Pole also provides you will all your stripper wants and needs, like pictures of strippers, interviews with strippers and a g*ddamn employee bathroom webcam. These guys mean business. So if you don’t have time (or the permission) to hit up your local strip club, just tune into The Pole – it’s damn-near as good.

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Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage Can Be Dangerous [NSFW ads]

Obnoxiously bright blues, greens and various shades of pink are walking, talking and dancing all around me. For some reason the intensely colored, and revealing dresses are the focus of my attention initially, not the girls wearing them. I can’t help but think this was a bad idea.

I’m nervous. This isn’t an excited, happy nervous; it’s an anxious, uncomfortable nervous. I’ve never been to a strip club before. I agreed to come here because I’m in New York City for the first time, my friends wanted to go, and it seems like the perfect time to try something new. Maybe I don’t like new.

Some of the girls are sitting and talking to customers, some are hanging around the edges of the club in small groups, and one girl is dancing on stage, slowly removing her clothes. I’m supposed to watch her, to be turned on, to want her. I don’t. I feel like a voyeur; averting my eyes from the stage like it’s something private meant for someone else. (more…)

Rachel’s Gentleman’s Club in Florida gives away complimentary flu-shots and free lunch to the elderly. No word on worthwhile benefits for pervy middle-age guys, though. (WESH)

I won’t even attempt to divulge any thoughts on this real-life space opera. (Pravda)

Woman murders her boyfriend when she found his porn stash. Let this be a lesson: it’s time to find a new secret compartment in your house, fellas. (Chicago Tribune)

Post A Phone: the only landline phone flatter than your kid sister. (College Candy)

Guy confesses to the Senior prank he pulled in High School – 50 years later. (Palo Alto News)

Some politicians debate on issues via live television, others stuff taxpayers money up a stripper’s G-string. They handle politics differently in Australia, as evidenced by the scandalous happenings with Kevin Rudd at a strip club four-years ago in New York City that have only been unveiled recently.

So, who’s the provider of this dirty inside information just in time for election season?

None other than whistle-blower/cock-blocker Rupert Murdoch. (more…)