Ok, you got me. Maybe she didn’t actually strip for her birthday but you’ll admit that these 50 high res photos from The Hangover camera (the one they said they’d only look at once) are awesome. Heather Graham never ceases to amaze; whether she plays a porn star, a spy, an aspiring actress, or George Michael’s teacher, she’s a… Click to read more

Back in August, we named Rick’s Cabaret as one of the 10 best strip clubs in America. Why? Because they pull off stuff like this all-exotic dancer basketball league to help fill the void left by the NBA Lockout. The league will be made up of 11 teams, one from each city the chain has a club in (New York, Philly, Minneapolis, Indianapolis, Charlotte, Miami, Dallas, Fort Worth, Austin, San Antonio, and Houston). Each team will play 2 games over 2 days – November 17th and 18th. We were lucky enough to receive a special invite to check out the NYC squad. Good thing we brought a camera. Peep the pics from their practice after the jumpshot.

Strippers often behave like turbo-charged hot babes; they’re paid to look that good, and be smart about getting guys like you to pay their rent. Wandering into the Spearmint Rhino on a Friday night is a guaranteed way to get played. Having said that, there is one simple trick to standing out from every other guy out there. Read what that is after the jump!

Not even grown up yet and already so talented with that wonderous invention we call beer. He downs this ice cold pitcher in one and is sure to be treated to some happy time by that blonde babe sitting next to him.

You have a girlfriend or you’re wifed up. First, I’m sorry for your luck. Have fun watching Sex and the City and drinking white wine on Friday nights while your friends are out doing fun things like getting drunk and nailin’ hot broads. At COED, we’re not anti-relationship, but what we will say there are certain times where it might be appropriate to stray. Here are just a few examples.

COED is known for two things: our love of popular strip clubs and our detective skills. Well last night combined them both when we realized that “Admirals,” the number one strip club in Chicago, has an ad that includes a White Sox stripper holding a Derek Jeter game issue “New York Yankees” baseball bat. And don’t start assuming that our detective skills are that top notch. It’s not hard to spot these ads when they’re everywhere from bar bathrooms to a giant truck driving around the city.

Why do we keep going to the same bar over and over again where we have to play by the rules? Sometimes, one just wants to go out and get nuts once in a while. Get out of hand and get tossed from the bar. Sometimes, we want to get outside our comfort zone and meet new people.

Obnoxiously bright blues, greens and various shades of pink are walking, talking and dancing all around me. For some reason the intensely colored, and revealing dresses are the focus of my attention initially, not the girls wearing them. I can’t help but think this was a bad idea. I’m nervous. This isn’t an excited, happy nervous; it’s an anxious, uncomfortable nervous. I’ve never been to a strip club before.

The following are proven strategies that have been known to work at places where the chicks are likely not going to be under the influence of any mind-altering substance (with the exception of the strip club). If they work, you can thank us later. If they don’t work, maybe you need to stick to picking up drunk chicks.

Tonight, G4 fans will be treated to a special treat – actress, Eva Amurri (and her perfect tatas) will be filling in for Attack of the Show regular, Olivia Munn. But after seeing the recent video of Eva stripping off pretty much everything on “Californication,” we’re sure AOTS fans will have their horny geekdom satisfied. But this begs the question, Who’s the sexier G4 babe?

This morning, we came across what has to be the sweetest internet radio station of all-time: 1015thepole.com. No, you’re not going to find your favorite indie bands on here, you f**king hipsters. What you are going to get is non-stop stripper tunes that’ll send you straight back to that night you got the clap. I mean, the name of the radio station is The Pole! Jesus Christ…

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Obnoxiously bright blues, greens and various shades of pink are walking, talking and dancing all around me. For some reason the intensely colored, and revealing dresses are the focus of my attention initially, not the girls wearing them. I can’t help but think this was a bad idea.
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Rachel’s Gentleman’s Club in Florida gives away complimentary flu-shots and free lunch to the elderly. No word on worthwhile benefits for pervy middle-age guys, though. (WESH)
I won’t even attempt to divulge any thoughts on this real-life space opera. (Pravda)
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