Today’s WTF news items feature a gorilla that is most likely Snookin’ for love, a woman who will probably dominate in Trivial of Pursuit Beatles edition, and a convicted killer who thinks he’s the filet mignon for bears. Read more after the jump!

The AP reports National Guard troops at the Naco Border Patrol Station observed several people launching packages over the International Border fence via a catapult last week.

Mexican officials seized about 45 pounds of marijuana, an SUV, the catapult device, and a partridge in a pear tree.

Apparently, Mexico just entered Medieval Times… and I ain’t talkin’ bout no theme restaurant (which is awesome, btw). I think it would be funny if a movie were made about this story and one of the drug smugglers got real pissed at his gf for disobedience so he catapults her across the border. Then when he’s asked what happened to her, he goes, “it was just a fling”. Please mail Oscars to the office. Thanks, Academy.

Today’s WTF news items feature lies, lies, lies! And a chick who will be lying down for quite some time. Your worst suspicions are confirmed as Taco Bell proves it only hires delusional spokespeople, a woman who most likely isn’t getting it done on Match.com takes a leap of faith, and a doctor/professor proves smart people can be dumb. Read more after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature quasi-Italians going back to their quasi-homeland, a Green Bay Packers fan who is currently looking through the Classifieds after a fashion faux pas, and an Indian farmer who really needs to rent M. Night Shyamalan’s “Signs”. Read more after the jump!

Todays’ WTF news items feature a new line of soft drinks that will get you high, a line of padded underwear for guys so we can turn the tables on fake chicks, and a college that can’t be real. Read more weirdness after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items featured the tragic death of a young porn star who didn’t know when to say when, a really really really casual teacher who’s totally cool with showing your “affection” in the classroom, and screw Burger King, eat King of the Jungle. Read more after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature a very ballsy college student who wasn’t happy with his hooker, a Ukrainian crocodile who gets better reception than AT&T, and a Canadian college kid who probably doesn’t get laid a whole lot. Read more after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature a premise for a crappy burglar movie, responsible parents who missed a big opportunity to capitalize on their prodigious toddler, and a dude in Philly who takes his cake seriously. Read more after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature a lovable floatation device used by a couple of teens in Australia, a Brazilian man who probably has a greater appreciation for Ryan Reynolds’ film “Buried”, and a Greek monk who’s finally getting around to taking care of that quasi-saint that died four years ago. Read more after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items of the day feature Pepe Le Pew’s cousin causing a real stink, a horny nurse in Oklahoma who gets turned on by death, and a corrections officer in Florida who might’ve just discovered Subway’s next big sandwich. Read more after the jump!

Today’s WTF news features a bottomless drive thru order in Colorado, some colorful jailbirds in Russia, and the source behind Green Bay’s funding of the Packers is exposed! Read more about these absurd news items after the jump!

Todays’ WTF news items feature an explanation for why men hate it when chicks cry, a California man has too much time on his hands, and the inventor of Jelly Belly’s new line of gross candy products.

Ok, so maybe these stuffed animals aren’t quite as creepy as our 28 Creepiest Taxidermy Creations, but stuffing dead animals for ornamental purposes is pretty damn creepy in and of itself. Throw in a Santa hat and some Christmas lights and it’s downright disturbing, albeit not as disturbing as this.

Ok, so maybe these stuffed animals aren’t quite as creepy as our 28 Creepiest Taxidermy Creations, but stuffing dead animals for ornamental purposes is pretty damn creepy in and of itself. Throw in a Santa hat and some Christmas lights and it’s downright disturbing, albeit not as disturbing as this.