WTF News is our weekly roundup of the most f*cked up news stories on the internet. This week’s entries include a priest caught with his pants down in a more acceptable fashion, a dress that begs the guys to stare at a woman’s chest, a dude who caught blue balls in his backyard, a girl who will do just fine avoiding the freshman 15, another girl who read the book on coke, the movie Junior IRL, and the piggy way to halt a nose bleed.

Last week, we showed you a holy water toilet, Jim Carrey’s new Nickelback look, Versace’s new colorful outfit, the new hot Halloween costume, and a man bear mask. This week’s Freaky Friday features a creepy dad-to-be, the Lizard King, f*cked up fashion, umbrella mouth, alien cake,  Emma Roberts witnessing a crime, Ryan Gosling and the Real G… Click to read more

Last week, we showed you a perverted deer, a homemade Iron Man costume, a shrink wrapped couple, a wheelchair sex slave, and Hugh Laurie (Dr. House) getting into the self-shot mirror pic game. This week’s Freaky Friday features a holy water toilet, Jim Carrey’s new Nickelback look, Versace’s new colorful outfit, the new hot Halloween costume… Click to read more

In this week’s edition of WTF Wednesday, we take a look at a surfing mermaid, a beautiful and bald Barbie, drunks Mavs fans cold chillin’ on the bench, a teenager who will eventually out Justin Bieber, Fidel Castro laying down the foundation for SkyNet, and ostriches that want to bury their hand in YOUR sand. Click through to read the full details.

Throughout the history of the National Basketball Association, there have been moments that are etched in the minds of fans from Magic’s baby hook, Larry Bird’s steal against the Pistons, and Michael Jordan’s game winner against the Utah Jazz. These 15 moments aren’t exactly from that class, they’re the ones  deemed strange and/or bizarre. We’ve listed plays that include Shaquille O’Neal, Derek Harper, the 1999 Chicago Bulls and a guy by name of Dennis Rodman.

There’s something oddly fascinating about watching girls lick stuff in photos, and luckily it’s something that seems to happen somewhat regularly. It’s not on the same level as the duck-face phenomenon (in regularity or attraction), but it needs to be brought to light. Here, we demonstrate that all sorts of females (Hayden Panettiere included) cannot keep it in their mouths. Check out the not so tongue-in-cheek photos after the jump!

There is no team in National Football League history that has more bizarre moments happen to them than the Oakland Raiders. During Al Davis ownership of the team, the Raiders were the most-feared and the most-laughed at franchise in the league. There have been countless moments in Raiders history that have had people scratching their heads and some swearing that the NFL was against them. Read what they might be after the jump!

It’s no secret that celebrities tend to attract lots of attention (they ask for it). Sometimes, though, that can be unwanted attention not just reserved for the typical stare at a chest or butt. This attention comes from obsessed stalkers, something that I bet Courtney Stodden will soon have invent. These stalkers are all very real, and they range in severity from mildly annoying to deadly. While all of these cases are off the psycho chart, the stalkers on this list all take their obsession to the next level. Check ‘em out after the jump.

Last week, we occupied Weird Street with watermelon masks, maggot burgers, naked mole rats, and that absurd Toyota Prius person made of people. This week, we’re delving into some pretty sick and twisted sh*t with Mischa Barton gnawing on raw meat, a Human Centipede impression, the world’s toughest “tunnel”, lewd pumpkins, and scary pre-Halloween treats. Check ‘em out in our gallery after the jump.

These pictures are just flat out weird. I’ve never been crazy about the whole concept of taxidermy and frankly I can’t imagine going through a dead animal’s body is even remotely enjoyable. Remember that smell in biology class when you had to dissect the dead rat or whatever? Worst smell ever. Now imagine dealing with that on a daily basis and you’ve pretty much summed up the life of a taxidermist. I guess if it’s your job, you might as well have fun with it – that might explain some of the wacky creatures in the gallery after the jump.

Meet my friend Georgio, the human carpet. Yes, that is correct. He is a carpet and he loves to be walked all over; in the physical sense, that is. I heard of Georgio last year and had to talk to him about what he does and why he does it. He is my new carpet friend and wants you to step on him. Finally, someone I can dig my heels into without getting yelled at. You can follow Georgio and receive updates about his events on his Facebook page. Make sure you catch him at this next “performance” to take a ride on his carpet. For now, check out our full interview with the man people walk all over after the jump.

July 14th is National Pandemonium Day, where we celebrate the fact that life gets a little crazy sometimes. Take for example, this national holiday in Mallorca. On Saint Anthony’s Day (December 16) the whole island goes balls-out in what looks like the scariest/trippiest/coolest festival I’ve ever seen. Take a look at the scary demons shooting fireworks point-blank at people in our explosive photo gallery from hell after the jump.

What do guys like? Drinking. What do guys HAVE to use everyday? Soap. Next logical step? Liquor scented soap? UrbanDaddy clued us in to the new product from Allsorts, which offers four classic cocktail scented soap bars. It got us thinking of beer soap. Then we thought about all the other random soaps out there. Why anyone would buy these weird, wtf soaps for use is beyond us… why anyone would buy these for display is equally beyond us. Check out pics of the most random, offbeat, wtf soaps ever made after the jump.

Are hot chicks still hot even if they are doing some of the strangest things you have ever seen? Things like posing in the oddest of places, dressing in clothes meant for a comic book nerd, playing with animals you probably shouldn’t be, or pretending to have sex with a Ronald McDonald statue are just a few of the things that you would think could make a hottie tip to the other side of the scale

Today’s WTF news items feature a pair of old-timers who pass the time growing that sticky icky, a Cuban cigar roller who is just flat out not satisfied with his world record holding 140+ foot hand-rolled masterpiece, and a dude in Washington who most likely spent a lot of time playing Barbie with the neighborhood girls growing up. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!