If there’s one career we never considered taking up, it’s taxidermy. Not that we have anything against dead animals. It’s that we don’t understand why the hell anyone would want to spend their life making the dead animals look alive again. But what we understand even less than that is WTF these crazy taxidermists were thinking when they cooked up these creepy concoctions. Here are The 28 Creepiest Taxidermy Creations.

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OK, that headline doesn’t count if you go do something crazy, like watch a Rammstein video or something. But as long as you’re not just trying to one-up me, I swear this will be the craziest music video you see all day. Put together by the guys from the Neurosonics Audiomedical Labs, Inc.. I wish I could explain more what’s going on, but I can’t. Just watch and see.

Who the hell wouldn’t want to start their very own religious cult? But where do you start? Obviously, the first thing needed in starting a religious cult is an ultra-cool cult wardrobe.

That’s where Snuggies comes in. Late one night I saw this commercial come on for the Snuggies’ blanket that you, and your family are supposed to wear like a Jedi robe. I said to myself, “Well f*ck me sideways, this would be the perfect uniform I’d have my followers wear when they drink the tainted grape Kool Aid.” Get yours today!

Whether it’s decorating a tree, tabletop or doorway this holiday season, nothing spreads holiday cheer makes people realize what a freakin’ weirdo you are more than odd Christmas ornaments. Deck the halls with… tampon snowflakes? Star Wars menorahs? Unborn fetus with a machine gun? Way to be festive! (Not…)