Last week we posted a thorough list of the most successful potheads on the planet, shattering the myth that smoking marijuana dooms you to a life of failure and worthlessness. While we were all very proud of the list, there was one glaring problem with it: there were no chicks on the list! Can you believe it? How did we make a list of stoners and not include a single female? As any avid pothead knows, girls love to get high just as much as guys. And so to right our wrong, we’ve made a list for the ladies. Here in all their glory are the seven sexiest stoners on the planet. (more…)

Nothing is greater than rolling up a primo joint and smoking it with friends – but what next? What do you do? Do you sit on your couch and get genius highdeas that will never come to fruition? Maybe. Do you watch a goofy comedy or a surreal, mind-bending film? Perhaps.

But what about – dun, dun, dun – going outdoors? Crazy idea, huh? Not so crazy when you’re out of your gourd with like-minded adventurers.

I know, I know – you’re paranoid and lazy. That might have something to do with you being trapped in your dorm or the broom closet you call an apartment. Get the f*** outside and make a good name for stoners worldwide, you pot-addled slacker! (more…)

Wonkaland For Stoners
This is a truly impressive drug bust. You have got to check out this guys average-looking house which had a massive high tech underground marijuana farm.

How To Save Money On Batteries
This guy shows you how to take a lantern battery which typically sells for five or six bucks and get 32 AA batteries out of it.

Chick Drops Barbell On Head
This chick tries to lift a heavy weight over her head but fails, causing the barbell to slam her face into the mat below.

Puke’d
My roommate drank too much one night and vomited into the grating on top of my new (and expensive) television set.The next day I asked him to buy me a new one, and he refused. Do I have to urinate
in his computer to make him realize the situation?

I suggest a two-pronged approach. First, try to be nice. Constantly bring up really cool TV shows and then throw in things like, ‘Yeah, we could watch that tonight. Too bad we don’t have a TV.’ Or start listening to really bad music at high volumes. If he complains, just shrug and say, ‘Hey, I’d rather be watching The Daily Show than listening to this Bo Bice tribute band, but I no longer have a TV.’ If that doesn’t work, kill him. I mean, sue him.

Animal Distraction
My college dorm doesn’t allow students to own pets, but I found a need to bring my ferret up to school with me. I hid her in my closet, but she got out and is loose in the dorm! I cannot report that I have a missing ferret. I have tried leaving food out in the hallways but that just attracts stoners. What should I do? (more…)