April 27th is Secretary’s Day (or Administrative Assistant Day to all you PC sissies).  When we think of secretaries, our minds drift to Maggie Gyllenhaal’s performance in 2002′s “Secretary”. Keep in mind, every time she came on the screen during The Dark Knight, someone in the theater made a fart noise with his mouth. However, in “Secretary”, she got placed in our fantasy file. That brings us to the purpose of this post – secretaries are super sexy. There are a few fantasies every man would love to fulfill: schoolgirl, cheerleader, teacher, and SECRETARY. Maybe because it’s against company policy or we seek the sense of empowerment. Regardless, we’ve grabbed a ton of sexy secretaries for your enjoyment. Happy Secretary’s Day! Check out the pics after the jump!

Ari Gold’s one lucky fella. On Sunday night’s episode of Entourage Season 7, Perrey Reeves forcefully yanked the spotlight from pornstar Sasha Grey by dropping trou’ in the Gold Master Suite and showing off her remarkable ass-ets. We’ve always been big fans of Perrey and the Sweet Asses of Entourage, but last night’s episode had our jaws on the floor. Like a fine wine, Perrey Reeves just keeps getting better.

If stockings make a woman look elegantly sexy, then tube socks are stockings’ hot younger sister. There’s just something about seeing a girl with her socks pulled up past the knee that drives a man wild. So to honor these cotton-clad cuties, we’ve put together a staggeringly smokin’ collection of 60 Sexy Tube Socks Girls for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy!

As you hopefully know by now, the outfit a woman wears has a huge impact on how smokin’ she looks. And nothing helps that noble cause more than the sexy styling of the stocking. There’s just something about how this ingenious garment looks on the legs that can make a man lose his damn mind…