For those of you who don’t watch Conan, Will Ferrell’s been scheduled to appear on the show for a few weeks now. This is important because A) He’s funny and B) He’d been ranting and raving about how he planned on shaving off Conan’s beard. Well, last night came and went and so did Conan’s beard. Watch Will Ferrell get drunk on Barbicil and take a blade to Conan’s face then see our list of famous beards that should be next to go after the jump!

For those who watched the 83rd Annual Academy Awards Sunday night and were unimpressed, we’d like to take you back to the 61st and 62nd annual ceremonies thanks to the photography of Alan Light. Just about everybody enjoys taking a stroll down memory lane, and many times that jaunt can jog a fuzzy (and funny) sense of nostalgia. Back in ’89-’90, Natalie Portman was 7-8 years old, Kirk Douglas was 72-73 years old (I’ll let that sink in), Demi was still with Bruce, Tom Cruise wasn’t worshipping aliens, and River Phoenix was alive. The 61st edition was notable for not having a host while Rain Man swept most of the major categories. The 62nd ceremony saw Billy Crystal MC while Driving Miss Daisy picked up the most wins. Enjoy these rare red carpet and behind the scenes pics after the jump!

Who needs SNL when rabid anal pummeling is readily available on Comedy Central? The geniuses behind South Park brilliantly spoofed Steven Spielberg and George Lucas raping Indiana Jones on Wednesday night and (surprise, surprise!) the execs at Paramount aren’t happy.
The episode, Olympic Nightmare, shamelessly draws from those please-god-make-it-… Click to read more

If George Lucas and Steven Spielberg can update and tweak their past masterworks (to varying degrees), it’s fair to give outspoken director Ridley Scott a shot.
Revisiting his masterpiece, Blade Runner, for the third time in 25 years Scott is planning to achieve what Lucas and Spielberg couldn’t quite do: to rip the flick apart and ditch any fl… Click to read more

After years of anticipation (not really), the creative team over at Universal Pictures have leaked crucial information involving the plot of the new Jurassic Park film due in 2008 – and it’s a doozy.
The folks over at Bloody-Disgusting have reported that Jurassic Park IV‘s storyline “…is about the government who has trai… Click to read more