In today’s edition of “Wrap It Up”, DADT was officially repealed, Conan got caught eye-f*cking Nicole Scherzinger’s tater tots, the most miserable cities and the fattest states got called out, Lindsay Lohan made out with her mom, Mike Tyson broke Steve-O’s nose, a couple porn stars hope to start a gaming site, North Korea party rocked, Vernon Wells created a meme, Playboy’s Jo Garcia put the joy in joystick, and breasts were slapped. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Ah, to be a famous actor. The women, the house, the cars, the FREE drinks! We’ve already provided you with the reasons why it’s great to be a guy in Hollywood. One reason is you can drink your face off and people will still love you (unlike that b*tch who slapped you at the bar last night). So, while we can’t BE the actors on our list, we certainly wouldn’t mind the next best thing: drinking WITH them. We chose some for their ass-getting abilities, some for their war stories, and some for their sheer insanity. See who made the cut, vote in our poll, and let us know if you have any additions in the comments section after the jump.

Welcome to COED’s end of the day daily feature in which we ‘wrap it up’ with the day’s top pics, posts, videos, and stories from the internet. Today’s items include Alessandria Ambrosio in rubber, Erica Huerta banging in broad daylight on the beach, a 7 year old driving a car to see his dad, a dad placing a controversial ad in his daughter’s yearbook, a 4 year old tennis player, a dog with bionic paws, Dick Enberg talking about blue balls possibly from Bethanie Mattek-Sands Lady Gaga outfit at Wimbledon, flesh eating drugs, Dwight Howard dressed as Rihanna, Tom Hanks doing the weather, Steve O thinks he’s an n-word, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

For most of the population, showing up completely blitzed to work or school is usually completely out of the question. However, for some celebrities appearing on national television in a state even Charlie Sheen or Lindsay Lohan would find comical is still part of the everyday playbook. Whether they’re personally out of control, or just couldn’t care less, interviews with these celebrities under the influence is some of the better guilty pleasure entertainment out there.

With “Dancing With The Stars” in its ninth season, everyone from Chuck Liddell to Tom DeLay has now shown their fancy footwork on national television. So we thought we’d take a look back at the celebrities with the worst dancing skills anybody’s ever used for increased exposure. Here are The 5 Worst “Dancing with The Stars” Contestants.

UMass Skinny Dipper Knees Campus Cop In Nuts
A tailgater skinny dipping inside a truck bed at a University of Massachusetts football game has been charged with assault for allegedly kneeing a campus police officer in the groin after being told to get out of the water. Deputy Chief Patrick Archbald said 21-year-old Marshal D.P. Marshal Keating of Edgewater,… Click to read more

I was surfing the new today and ran across a story on City Rag called Pot Break that features images of celebrities and common folk like you and I getting stoned in NYC.
It reminded me of a COED story from way back when called 13 Celebrity Stoners Caught on Camera.
Celebrities are stalked by the paparazzi 24/7, so it’s inevitable that the camera Nazis will nail the… Click to read more

Steve-O, fresh out of jail and clutching a handful of lemons, is seen in a newly-uploaded YouTube clip attempting to juggle/make sense out of his existence. The coke-covered nostril is a nice touch.
Have you ever felt that the wrong people get famous and make money? If Steve-O was a rando, he would be slotted alongside other drugged-out degenerates on Spring… Click to read more

Brittany McGraw is a 21-year-old college student from Florida that has become the latest babe to link up with Steve-O of Jackass fame/infamy. Lucky bastard.
Check out the largest Brittany McGraw photo gallery on the net after the jump!… Click to read more