No matter how positive you are, Mondays blow goats. No matter what you do, you just can’t get motivated to do anything productive. You’re literally and figuratively stumbling around, unfocused and aimless. Well, let us make your Monday productivity even worse! The Monday Stumble is when we take to StumbleUpon to stumble upon a bunch of random wtf p… Click to read more

The unfortunate death of Steve Jobs revealed some interesting information that a lot of people might not have known, like the fact that he was adopted. While a national-level official survey hasn’t been done on adoption since 1992, an AFCARS report shows that over 52,000 children were adopted in 2010 alone. The same study also shows that 60% of Americans know someone who has either adopted or been adopted themselves. After checking out the list after the jump, you can officially consider yourself part of the 60% (or the 99%) whichever you prefer.

Steve Jobs once asked the President of Pepsico  “Do you want to spend the rest of your life selling sugared water or do you want a chance to change the world?” Who would have known in 1983 that it wouldn’t be just once, but many times over, time after time?! Steve Jobs was a true visionary, He thought different. He will be missed.  RIP Steve Job… Click to read more

By now you know Steve Jobs has stepped down as the CEO of Apple and handed over the reins to his trusted right hand man Tim Cook. If you’re a frequent visitor to COED, you already know that he’s one of the most successful pot smokers on the planet in addition to being one of the most notable LSD users of all-time. But, for a man who’s made del>millions BILLIONS and has been the face of Apple for decades, there’s still some nuggets of knowledge you haven’t downloaded about the media mogul. We thought we’d share them with you along with some of his more kick-ass quotes. Check ‘em out below.

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up we cover the fact Apple has more cash than Uncle Sam, Soulja Boy’s $55 million jet, Lady Gaga’s boobs, Kylie Johnson, Louis CK dominating Letterman, Hustler’s offer to Casey Anthony, a bombing victim with a spike lodged in her head for 5 days without knowing it, Hitler cat and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

Wrap It Up is our end of the day daily feature in which we showcase the best, weirdest, most buzzworthy pics, videos, and news stories you might’ve missed on the internet. Today’s edition includes a 51 year old marrying a 16 year old, a 21 year old sexting a 12 year old, Paris Hilton becoming single, a girl peeing in a public trough at a Dodgers game, a lacrosse announced droppin’ Notorious BIG after a goal, Tim Tebow’s five figure sculpture, Grand Theft Auto 5, Batman Arkham City’s boy wonder, Lil Wayne’s Carter IV, and Lucy Pinder’s boob sell the British version of Axe. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

Yesterday, during Steve Jobs’ Keynote Speech, lots of new things were revealed about upcoming Apple products. Yes, Steve looked somewhat healthy, but rumors are going around that he won’t be a part of the company for too long. Enter this guy in the video below. He does an amazing job of demonstrating what the iPad is capable of. Check out how magical he makes the iPad look after the jump!

May is bicycle month, not to be confused with “Bicycle Day” which is celebrated on April 19th. On that day, Albert Hofmann (the inventor of LSD) ingested 250 micrograms of the drug attempting to find how much would f*ck him up. Considering that today’s general knowledge dictates that only 20 micrograms are needed, ‘The Hof’ started bugging out. Wartime restrictions prohibited the use of vehicles so Albert was forced to ride a bicycle on what will go down in history as the most holy-sh!t journey ever made. Check out these 20 famous LSD users that followed in his bike treads after the jump.

You’ve probably seen those “Above The Influence” anti-drug commercials in which they show worst scenario outcomes to people smoking weed. Really depressing sh*t. They always make the person out to be an accidental murderer, or homeless, jobless, friendless. No prospects of anything positive on the horizon. Well, we have a list of the smartest, most successful people who ever admitted to smoking pot as a neat, tidy rebuttal. Suck it, ATI. See the full list after the jump!

Apple released a brand new iPod on Tuesday and while the rest of the nation was captivated by all the pretty colors and the new gizmo’s shake-to-shuffle feature, I was a little busy geeking out about the other announcement: iTunes 8.
Unlike previous incarnations, iTunes 8 is shaking up the application for the first time in years, this time with the intr… Click to read more

Within the next month a major change may be coming to Apple’s digital music strategy with Steve Jobs reportedly about to unveil a subscription-based service connected to the iTunes store.
Although Jobs has blasted subscription-based music services in the past saying,”the subscription services are not succeeding… People want to own their… Click to read more

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Most people’s first encounter with the ultra hip, uber talented band, The Ting Tings can be attributed to Steve Jobs and his brilliant iPod commercials. Their song, Shut Up and Let Me Go, was catchy, fun and piqued everyone’s interest…in more than an MP3 player. Fortunately, that song wasn’t the only trick up The Ting Tings’ sleeve.Their newest album, We Sta… Click to read more

Apple’s 2008 Worldwide Developer’s Conference starts today at 10am [PST]-1pm [EST], and techies are a-buzz with speculation of what Steve Jobs will announce. The second-generation, 3G iPhone is sure to be on the agenda, but with all the secrecy surrounding Apple’s new releases, everything else is up in the air (as always).
Based on pr… Click to read more

I am embarrassed to admit this, but I spent a good portion of yesterday refreshing numerous technology blogs as Steve Jobs gave his keynote speech at the annual MacWorld.
Please don’t judge me.
It is just that since acquiring my iPhone, I have grown more and more obsessed with Apple products. They are so white. And shiny. And pretty. Oh, and I also wanted to see i… Click to read more