Carrot Top is Jacked and Frightening

My roommate is scared shitless by Carrot Top.

She won’t look at pictures of him, runs from the room if he happens to come on TV, and refuses to even say his name.

She won’t explain her fear, just whispers that “him and a ventriloquist doll are two the scariest things you could ever see at the foot of your bed in the middle of the night.â€?

While my phobia is not as rampart as hers, I completely understand the fear.

The dude was weird looking even before he started on the ‘roids; now that he’s jacked, he barely resembles a human.

Something is seriously wrong with his face, but it’s hard to tell what. Read more