In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Sesame Street claims Bert and Ernie are just friends despite an online petition begging them to get hitched, Bruce Willis will be in GI Joe 2, the first trailer for Harold and Kumar’s Christmas movie hits the webs, Rebecca Black’s Moment gets remixed, Stephen Colbert’s newest SuperPAC commercial explores cornography, Goodyear was REALLY sexist back in the day, Kanye West bit it on stage in Norway, and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump!

In today’s edition of Wrap It Up, Hope Solo confirmed she’ll be buck nude in an upcoming issue of ESPN the magazine, Terry Richardson pumped out another hot, nude photo shoot, Anonymous will shut down Facebook in November, Stephen Colbert’s SuperPAC funded commercial for Rick Perry hit the webs, Lopez Tonight was cancelled, Casey Anthony is officially the most hated person in the world, Rebecca Black is harrassed so much at school she’s now homeschooled, Barry Zito got engaged to a smokeshow, Shaq’s new gf is TINY, the Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez statue and much more. Check out the sh*t we should’ve published after the jump.

In today’s world, there’s an app for pretty much anything. And within these ‘anything’ categories, there are hundreds of individual apps to choose from. What should you buy? What should you try out? COED sorts out the best from the rest in our Apps of the Week feature. This week, we take a look at apps that allow you to watch television and movies when you’re on the move. YouTube not included. Der.

May 13th is Stephen Colbert’s birthday! Steve-a-rino grew up in South Carolina as one of ELEVEN children. Gotta love those Irish Catholics and their invisible condoms. Though he admits he wasn’t particularly political before joining The Daily Show, his hilarious spoof of Republican parlance has fueled his show (fooling Bill O’Reilly in the process) and turned him into a political powerhouse that almost saw him take a run at the Presidency. We celebrate his birthday with 19 of his funniest photos. Check ‘em out in the gallery after the jump.

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Daniel Tosh is the new Dave Chappelle. Okay, so maybe it’s not as cut and dry as that but Tosh’s ratings for Comedy Central are very Chappelle-like. He’s averaging more than 4 million viewers every Tuesday night (“Chappelle Show” averaged 3.1 million at its peak), he’s destroying Stewart and Colbert. He’s even beating South Park, which gets 3.7 million on average. His Comedy Central stand-up special, “Happy Thoughts”, had approximately 3.2M viewers, which is a new record for the cable net.

AskMen today announced the results of their annual reader survey: the Top 49 Most Influential Men of 2010. More than half a million votes were cast. The 2010 list seems to favor “rule breakers” who are engaging, unconventional, and speak frankly like Stephen Colbert, Conan O’Brien, and Jay-Z.

Twitter has become a fantastic spot for writers and comedians, especially aspiring ones with a lot of time on their hands (ahem) to pound out their funny thoughts, 140 characters at a time. And a great source of entertainment when everything is boring and awkward and you do the classic phone check. Here are ten great Twitter accounts that’ll keep you laughing without enabling B-level reality stars.

You may have heard recently about Stephen Colbert rallying his fans in support of America’s Speed Skating team. In short, the team experienced a $300,000 budget shortfall and Stephen called upon his fan base, the Colbert Nation, to help him raise…

It’s easy to forget that one of our favorite television personalities, Stephen Colbert, ever existed before The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. Sure, you diehard fans remember him from Strangers With Candy. But since most of you were probably 9-years-old during his time at “Exit 57″, I doubt you remember this little gem from 1995.

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Stephen Colbert’s Strange Request To The Princeton’s Class of 2008
“Gandhi said, ‘you must be the change you want to see in the world,’” Stephen Colbert told an audience of thousands at the Class Day ceremony this afternoon. “But may I also point out he drank his own urine, so let’s not go overboard on his advice.”
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Good news for Colbert fans!
As we reported days ago in our article “Fastest Growing Groups in the History of Facebook,” Stephen Colbert’s Facebook group “1,000,000 Strong For Stephen T Colbert” is the fastest growing group in the social network’s history.
At it’s inception the groups goal was to reach 1,000… Click to read more

The Emmys, not unlike the Grammys, usually have a healthy helping of smug involved – and that’s why it was nice to see a looser, more improvised feel at this year’s show.
The Sopranos, as expected, swept the major categories in drama, winning Best Series, Writing and Directing. Along with those wins, The Sopranos secured a spot in history… Click to read more