Remember Valentine’s Day? You went on that speed dating adventure then proposed to your sister? Yeah. That holiday blows. But luckily some smart guy came up with a holiday that blows even more – this time in a good way. March 14th is Steak and a BJ Day! Now, the majority of chicks hate b-jobs and I hear red meat makes a man’s “sauce” smell and/or taste like absolute garbage, so you can imagine how pumped chicks around the globe are right now. See a couple meaty videos after the jump!

Finally! A holiday celebrating relationships that guys actually want to celebrate. Today, Sunday March 14th is Steak and BJ Day, a man’s response to Valentine’s Day. So sit back, lay down, or stand up (it’s all about personal preferences today) and order your steak up the way you like it.