Today’s WTF news items feature a three guys in Malaysia who tried to steal more than 725,000 condoms from the company they worked for, the mayor’s office ruining everyone’s fun over a proposed RoboCop statue in Detroit, and the world’s oldest cake finds a home in England. Read more WTF wackiness after the jump!

In the dark, dank pit of perversion that is the human psyched, nuzzled somewhere between necrophilia and jerking off with your left hand, sits the strange desire to do horrible, disrespectful things to statues. Something about their inanimate, helpless nature seems to bring out the rapist in even the most virtuous among us. And if you ask us, that’s f**king hilarious.