At COED we try to pay homage to the funniest sites on the web. With our Tumblrs of the Week column, we highlight the best, most WTF Tumblrs. This week’s Tumblrs feature CAPTCHA phrases with hidden meanings, Comcast’s best employee, and examples of stupefying name-butchering at the hands of America’s baristas. Check ‘em out after the jump.

• 9 Of Brock’s Best Mummy-Beating, Henchmen-Killing Moments!

• The Best (And Only) Mighty Ducks Rap In Existence

• Founding Fathers Or Founding Tokers?

• Crazy Rich Guy Makes It Rain Money At Starbucks

• It Takes A Man To Be A Bad Father

• Danica Thrall Is Pretty Damn Sexy

See More Awesome Links After The Jump

Today’s Cyber Monday, and that means great online deals all day. And unless you want to get trampled, I’d say it’s best to stay home this year and get all your shopping done online and out of the way of the angry mob. So I’ve compiled a ton of online options to get the job done for (pretty much) everyone in your gift-giving circle. A lot of… Click to read more

Getting ready to throw yourself back into that world of dorming? And do you care about the environment? Well, good luck. Being green, in some dorms, is pretty freakin’ hard. Recycling bins are nowhere to be found, resources are being wasted left and right and most of the kids around you don’t care.
That doesn’t mean you have to throw in the n… Click to read more

Complete List Of All US Starbucks Closures [Opens PDF]
Science: Attractive People Sound Sexier

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pics! (w/Zac Efron.. Unfortunately)
The Internet Just Got More Hilarious…and Disturbing (Very NSFW!)
Britney Gives Full Custody To K-Fed
Go Figure, According To  Red Sox Fan A-Rod’s All-Star Party Sucked
Brady Quinn Con… Click to read more

Paris Hilton Topless Pictures
[Grumpiest]
NJ Nets’ Dancers Are Dunking Divas
[Busted Coverage]
Rihanna in Leather [NSFW]
[Drunken Stepfather]
Biggest Mouth I’ve Seen
[Crave]
Jessica Simpson Is Not Ugly
[Hollywood Tuna]
Kate Beckinsale’s Vagina is a Tomb
[IDLYITW]
Drew Barrymore is a Bikini Babe
[Just Jared]
Starbucks!!
[Bastardly]
Ste… Click to read more

If cutting down the price of the new iPhone by $200 (after only two months on the market) wasn’t enough to put the tech collective in a frenzy, Apple has announced their new iPod – the iPod touch – along with updated models of the Nano and Classic.
The iPod touch sports a 3.5 inch widescreen display with a fully-functional interface not unlik… Click to read more

(Thanks for the clarification Seattle! Unfortunately, I was genetically disposed to KNOW that was wrong – West Virginia thanks you for the heads up though!)
So…I am chillin’ at my parents’ house, being the lazy fat-ass that I am. Sitting by the pool drinking coffee, trying to forget that in less than a month I have to go back to year 3… Click to read more