Today’s Cyber Monday, and that means great online deals all day. And unless you want to get trampled, I’d say it’s best to stay home this year and get all your shopping done online and out of the way of the angry mob. So I’ve compiled a ton of online options to get the job done for (pretty much) everyone in your gift-giving circle. A lot of them are interchangeable, depending on the people in your life, so don’t get stuck on the categories. But I will say, if you choose one site for every person on your list, you’ll have that whole “Christmas spirit” thing out of the way and you can just go watch some football.

Check out The Complete Guide to Christmas Shopping Online: Read more

Getting ready to throw yourself back into that world of dorming? And do you care about the environment? Well, good luck. Being green, in some dorms, is pretty freakin’ hard. Recycling bins are nowhere to be found, resources are being wasted left and right and most of the kids around you don’t care.

That doesn’t mean you have to throw in the non-recyclable towel. There are so many things you can do to reduce your carbon footprint and give back to Mother Earth. Here are some tips to help the planet and inspire your peers to do the same:

1. Skip the single serving snack-packs. Get a big bag and make your own single-serving portion in a small plastic bag when you’re on the go. Wash the bag out when you’re done and do it again the next time. It’s that easy.

2. Chill out with the AC. Tons of college students keep their AC’s running just because they can. That’s not cool! (Note: yes, the pun was intended.) Don’t act like a monkey when it comes to the environment. Leaving your AC running while you’re out hurts the planet regardless of whether or not you’re paying the bill. Read more

Complete List Of All US Starbucks Closures [Opens PDF]

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Vanessa Hudgens Bikini Pics! (w/Zac Efron.. Unfortunately)

The Internet Just Got More Hilarious…and Disturbing (Very NSFW!)

Britney Gives Full Custody To K-Fed

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Brady Quinn Controversy Over Steamy Photos

Real Life Tony Hawk Pro Skater Combo

CollegeCandy’s Rebuttal: The Boys of Summer

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‘ello Jordan

Cristiano Ronaldo’s Ex-Girlfriend

ESPY Red Carpet Pictures

Paris Hilton Topless Pictures
[Grumpiest]

NJ Nets’ Dancers Are Dunking Divas
[Busted Coverage]

Rihanna in Leather [NSFW]
[Drunken Stepfather]

Biggest Mouth I’ve Seen
[Crave]

Jessica Simpson Is Not Ugly
[Hollywood Tuna]

Kate Beckinsale’s Vagina is a Tomb
[IDLYITW]

Drew Barrymore is a Bikini Babe
[Just Jared]

Starbucks!!
[Bastardly]

Steve Jobs is rich
[Valleywag]

Polar Cities to save us from horrible deaths
[Plenty]

Really Green Living
[College Candy]

If cutting down the price of the new iPhone by $200 (after only two months on the market) wasn’t enough to put the tech collective in a frenzy, Apple has announced their new iPod - the iPod touch - along with updated models of the Nano and Classic.

The iPod touch sports a 3.5 inch widescreen display with a fully-functional interface not unlike the iPhone (Safari web browser, YouTube). But the biggest draw iPod touch has to offer is wireless downloading capabilities: purchase songs from Wi-Fi iTunes on the fly. Read more

(Thanks for the clarification Seattle! Unfortunately, I was genetically disposed to KNOW that was wrong - West Virginia thanks you for the heads up though!)

So…I am chillin’ at my parents’ house, being the lazy fat-ass that I am. Sitting by the pool drinking coffee, trying to forget that in less than a month I have to go back to year 3 of a wonderful SUNY education. (NY State College if you are not in the know)

Literally, coffee and food in mouth - I read the following headline from a Seattle newspaper: “Employee accused of sex with goat” In short, this pervert, Arthur Lawton, was banging a goat at the Eatonville’s Pioneer Farm Museum in Pierce County, where he worked, and a tour came by and saw him. OH…but wait…there is more…

This county has a locally enforcable LAW preventing beastiality because it is a growing epidemic in the city of Eatonville. Within the last year you ask? Here you go:

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