The Top 11 Most Awesomely-Sorry Sly Stallone Soundtrack Songs

August 5, 2009 - 4:48 pm By COED Staff

Stallone-Lead

When remembering the regrettable cultural cesspool that defined the 1980’s, two things typically come to mind: horribly bad synth-pop and Sylvester Stallone. Like a marriage made in 80’s Hell, the two combined created a unique genre of inspirational pussy-rock that bled all over American Pop Culture like a Rambo-induced, survival knife slash to the jugular. These songs that once made us hope, cheer and yes… even cry, now make us cringe with embarrassment that we know every lyric, line for line. (Stop your bitching… you know you love it.) (more…)

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Milo Ventimiglia is my Hero!

January 17, 2008 - 9:30 am By COED Staff

milo hayden

I’m not the greatest-looking guy, and if I was even marginally talented in some capacity, I wouldn’t be a British Lit major. I am a dork who obsesses over comic books, playing Madden and downloading celebrity porn from Limewire. I’ve accepted my level of the inter-collegiate caste system.

But then Milo Ventimiglia came along. (more…)

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