November 7th is National Magazine Day. When you’re looking to buy a magazine, the first thing you see is the cover (editor’s note: Duh). If you happened to see the covers of the 70 issues here, you might have bought the mag without even opening the pages; they’re that amazing. You can forget the phrase “you can’t judge a book by its cover” for now because, well, they’re not books (editor’s note: double duh). From Lindsay Lohan to Victoria Silvstedt, from GQ to Playboy, we’re looking at 70 of the sexiest magazine covers in honor of this special, glossified day. Check out the hottest covers to ever grace newsstands and mailboxes in our gallery after the jump.

Just think where the world wouldn’t be without the United States of America. Actually, don’t answer that (because it would be too depressing to think about). To be fair, though, we do owe a lot of credit to Italy (Amerigo Vespucci) and Spain (Christopher Columbus) for first discovering ‘us’. That’s why we’re going to let you, our readers, decide who should lay claim to the Columbus Day Hottie Competition. We’ve pitted the three countries against each other in an epic showdown, a threeway that’s sure to get exciting. Check out the action after the jump!

The Daily Snapshot is our round up of the hottest girls on the internet. Today’s edition features Arianny Celeste looking pretty patriotic, the hottest NFL cheerleader uniforms, Playmate of the Year Hope Dworaczyk, Bar Rafaeli’s latest bikini pics, Korina Bliss delivering bliss, Jessica Jane-Clement’s boobs, Stacy Keibler’s bikini body, the NHL’s sexiest ice girls, Lake Bell’s hot Maxim shoot, Imogen Thomas’ bikini calendar shoot, Jenny Slayton’s slingshot bikini, Rosie Jones in the great outdoors, and Jordan Carver’s killer cleavage. Check ‘em out after the jump.

A little over a month after splitting from Elisabetta Canalis, supreme bachelor George Clooney has found his new arm candy and let’s just say she’s a master of the figure four lip lock: WWE Superdiva Stacy Keibler. Barstool reported on it yesterday, embedding a couple gifs in the article which took us a moment to realize it was her. We were all holy sh*t who’s the hottie with the ridiculous body? Amazing how we forget just how stunning Stacy can be. We saw her at last year’s Playboy Jazz Festival hanging out with Jamie Foxx and we can tell you firsthand, she’s the real deal. Who knows what kind of sick moves she’s trying on Clooney. To help you visualize, we’ve corralled her hottest pics into this gallery. Tag in below.

Spike’s Guys Choice Awards was this past Saturday (June 4th) and the big story coming out of the event was Jennifer Aniston. Her relationship with Justin Theroux (The Brian Wilson look-a-like from the “Your Highness” premiere) went public and she won the “Decade of Hotness” award. While “hot” is a tough word to ascribe to her since she always plays the cute girl next door type, she looks ON FIRE in the new trailer for “Horrible Bosses”. So, maybe the award was a bit premature; intended for the upcoming decade. Either way, the A-list hotties were out in full force. Check out the pics and let us know which chick should be nominated for the Decade of Hotness in the next 10 years in our poll after the jump!

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Eastbound and Down’s second season came to a close Sunday night and one of the brighter spots during its sophomore run had to be the lil’ dude Aaron, played by Deep Roy. He originally served as Kenny’s sidekick then double crossed him. He cut down KP who, though pissed off Aaron f’d him over, admired Aaron’s stone cold persona. Any time the new K-Swiss spokesperson gives you props, that’s badass. Inspired by Aaron’s acts of aggression, we decided to take a look at other bad-ass little people.

Tonight marks one of the most highly anticipated friendly matches leading up to next month’s World Cup: The US vs. The Czech Republic. While we’re obviously cheering on the U.S team, we’re a little more confused as to who to cheer for when it comes to deciding which country has the hottest models. Help us out by checking out the insanely sexy competition and voting on which country deserves to take home the gold for beauty.

Every day, we do our best to bring you the foxiest and most talented females from around the world. So with 2009 quickly coming to a close, we decided to give a little retrospective on all the sexiest stars (and a few that aren’t) from the past year. From Sofia Vegara to Bar Refaeli, these are the 66 Women Who Wowed us in 2009.

In the 90s, the thong was queen of women’s underwear. Nobody could get enough. There was a freakin’ Top 10 song about it, for f**k’s sake! But today, the boy shorts are king. These simple, non-wedgie-giving panties somehow magically transform any butt into a world-class ass. So to show our support of this fantastic undergarment, weR… Click to read more

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You know, we’ve been saying for a while now that geek goddess, Olivia Munn, host of G4′s “Attack of the Show”, needs to show her boobs. So when we heard she’d hit the cover of Playboy, we thought our dreams had been answered. Unfortunately, they totally blue-balled us on the nudity part, but Oliva’s looking so smokin’ in this shoot, we’ll have to forgive ‘em – this time…

We here at COED so often forget to feature one of the best features a woman can have – legs. Which is why we’re so happy we have actress and former WWE wrestler, Stacy Keibler to remind us of their gorgeous glory. I mean, Christ, look at those things! One glace at those stems and you’d be in love for life. (Or, you know, like 2-3 minutes…)

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In the 90s, the thong was queen of women’s underwear. Nobody could get enough. There was a freakin’ Top 10 song about it, for f**k’s sake! But today, the boy shorts are king. These simple, non-wedgie-giving panties somehow magically transform any butt into a world-class ass.