Dear Squinty-Eyed Pig Face Girl,
We haven’t known each other long, in fact we may never see each other again, but I feel the need to give you a little warning. I know you’re young and having fun, but a few of the things you do make you seem a little desperate, and that might get you a bad reputation.
I met you last night at the hot tub in our apartment complex, and I’m pre… Click to read more