Sundown yesterday started the Jewish celebration that is often mispronounced by the majority of society. It is called, “Hanukkah.” During the holiday season all we Jewish people hear about is CHRISTMAS! CHRISTMAS! CHRISTMAS! The only way we know that it’s Hanukkah is by a patronizing aside given at the end of a newscast that says:

“That’s our Channel 4 news for tonight. And for our little Jewish friends…..Happy Chanukah…..or Hanukah…or……….Hanukey………or whatever the f*ck you call it………. all we know is that you killed little baby Jesus……….go light your damn candles you sons-of-bitches!”

Even NBA stars such as Shazam star Shaquille O’neal are now fulfilling contractual obligations to wish fans a Happy Hanukkah, despite their complete lack of knowledge that it’s a holiday:

Harmon Leon is the author of The American Dream. Buy that sh*t, bitches!

I’ve heard of pro soccer players and I’ve heard of ninjas, but never have I seen a gang of ninjas playing soccer. Sure, they might not have on their sweet ninja suits, but they’ve still got all their skills. However, I’m not sure how being able to kick a ball while doing a back flip off a building is going to help you win any games.

There’s no question the NFL usually kicks the crap out of Canada’s CFL. With only eight teams in the entire league, it’s just not a fair fight. But regardless of their shortcomings, our pig skin-loving brothers to the North still know how to pick their cheerleaders. From the Montreal Alouettes to the BC Felions, these spirit-filled hotties can really warm up a crowd. And with the Conference Semifinals having wrapped-up this past weekend, the Conference Finals this coming weekend and the Grey Cup (their Super Bowl) at the end of the month, it’s time you got familiar with the Cheerleaders of the CFL. Anything less just wouldn’t be neighborly. We don’t want that, now do we?

Finally, the election is over and we can get back to what really matters in the world - crazy football antics! This one is more an amazing play than an antic, but I think you get the point.

There seems to be a mindset that sports should be reserved for guy time only. Commercials, television, and movies portray the sports world as a guys-only realm. But sometimes there’s just not enough time to split everything up - especially without pissing off your girlfriend. So here are a few sports that you and your lady can enjoy together.

Check out Sport to Share With Your Girl after the jump! Read more

Autumn weekends can turn into a tumultuous time for couples around America. As men recline into their chair for a long weekend of football girlfriends become frustrated with the lack of attention they receive from their mates. In order to alleviate some of the stress that football may be having on your relationship, try one of these suggestions: Read more

In the wake of the Olympics, it’s easy to forget that there are other contests out there–sexier contests. No, not beauty pageants. We’re talking about the wonderful world of competitive pole dancing. What was once a device only used for turning men on at the strip club has turned into a favorite piece of equipment for dancers, gymnasts and, yes, strippers who work it for the crowds.

Check out competitive pole dancing video after the jump! Read more

Nothing is more exhilarating than Women’s Beach Volleyball… nothing except maybe Women’s Beach Volleyball played in the RAIN!!! Tonight Misty May-Treanor & Kerri Walsh defeated the boy-like Chinese team Tian Ja/Wang Jie in two straight matches, and did I mention they did it in the RAIN!!!

The set marks May-Treanor/Walsh’s 67th consecutive international win and second olympic gold medal in eight years.  These girls got it goin’ on.  One thing’s for certain, if there is a God, He loves Himself some Women’s Beach Volleyball.

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Top Colleges For Getting Rich

Big Green grads are in the money. So says a recent study compiled by PayScale.com that looks at earnings of alumni at colleges around the country. Graduates of Dartmouth College finished on top of the list with a median compensation of $134,000, edging out alumni of Princeton University who finished second with a median comp of $131,000. [Forbes]

Why Frat Guys Love First-Person Shooters

Let’s start this out with a little exercise: picture what you imagine as a fraternity guy. I’ll bet that the first thing that came to your mind was a beer-guzzling, muscular (and not overly bright) jock sitting around in a dirty house playing some sort of first person shooter. But does the stereotype match reality? [GotGame.com]

Devout Heisman Winner Declines Spot in ‘Playboy’ Lineup

One year after winning college football’s highest honor, University of Florida star Tim Tebow was pulled from consideration for Playboy’s pre-season All-American team because the magazine conflicts with his Christian beliefs, a school official confirmed. [USA Today]

Sports are arguably too important in the average guy’s life. Guys are the ones arguing against that point. Sports cause guys to skip family events and work obligations for meaningless mid-season games and preseason action. Yet there is the negative half of sports; the kinds of things that make the average guy cringe at when he spends his average 60 hours a week “with” his favorite teams. Now there can be a number of things guys hate about sports, but I thought I’d come up with just a few:

Check out Top 10 Things Guys Hate About Sports after the flip! Read more

Dorm Room Businesses That Made It BIG!

Your laptop is your shop. You store your inventory in your dorm room. You cooked up your idea in your backyard. Or the basement.

It’s a tiny endeavor, yes. You may not know where it’ll end up when college is done. Not for sure, anyway.

But students like you became Silicon Valley’s most unassailable businessmen.

Microsoft, Apple, Netscape and even FedEx were conceived by people who were pretty much your age.

Pursuing business during college is easier now than it was before. Blame it on the internet! Young people like yourself can start a business with your own savings or by borrowing from your parents and relatives. Resources online give you access to information about setting up your own enterprise; they link you to other entrepreneurs who can teach you, or who can expand your business through partnerships.

You can see the biggest impact of the internet on sites such as Facebook. [Zagged Dedge]

10 College Urban Legends Debunked

Chances are that if you’re a college freshman or just going into college, you’ve heard lots of legends ranging from how students have cheated on SAT exams to a Biology class faux pas.

Here is a list of the most frequent myths you’ll probably here about – whether it is a group of kids discussing how funny and absurd they are, or that guy who is trying to convince people this is something his cousin did – so read up because you don’t want to be left out in the cold on these. [Campus Compare]

How to Email College Coaches

One of the best ways to get the attention of college coaches is to email them. The problem is most recruits don’t know exactly how to go about doing that.

From my own experience, I’ve whittled contacting coaches down to an effective formula. Here are some tips on how to email college coaches for maximum results. [The D3 Experience]