Gentlemen, the wait is almost over. That’s right, we’re talking NFL football, 2009! With the season starting September 10, we thought we’d get you ready with a complete run-down of how all the teams are looking going into this year. And to top it all off, we’ve included tons of the hottest cheerleaders the NFL has to offer. So grab your beer helmet, your chips and dip, and get ready for the next five months of football action with COED’s 2009 NFL Preview: Cheerleader Edition. (more…)

When it comes to college cheerleaders, we here at COED fancy ourselves as experts on the matter.  But the truth is, without the insane archives of sexy cheerleader photo awesomeness from Sports Illustrated, our cheerleader posts would be hard pressed to make the 2nd string B-Team. Thankfully for us… and you, SI profiles a Cheerleader of the Week each week during college football season and to date have featured 115 of the sexiest cheerleaders America’s colleges have to offer.

The list is growing by the week and the massive amount of hotness can be a bit overwhelming so we’ve decided to cut through the madness and weed the list down to the 20 Sexiest SI Cheerleaders of the Week. Nothing against the 90 girls who didn’t make the cut, you are beautiful, but to be on this list you need to be the best.

# 20

Kristin Ellington – Auburn University

Birth Date: Nov. 2, 1984

Hometown: Alpharetta, Ga.

Major: Finance

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#19

Jackie Kinne – University of Miami

Hometown: Weston, Fla.

Major: Biology

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#18

Andrea Marcantonio – UC Irvine

Birth Date: August 9, 1987

Hometown: Steilacoom, Wash.

Major: Ecology and Evolutionary Biology

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#17

Brittany Bell – Arizona State University

Birth Date: November 9

Hometown: Chandler, Ariz.

Major: Broadcast Journalism / TV

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# 16

Chantel Jones – Washington State University

Hometown: Redmond, Wash.

Major: Advertising

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#15

Allison Humbert – Ohio State University

Birthdate: October 12, 1987

Hometown: Green, Ohio

Major: Undecided

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#14

Meghan Trefry – Kansas University

Hometown: Sudbury, Mass.

Major: Social welfare

#13

Liza Boyer – Louisiana State University

Birth Date: 1/4/1986

Hometown: Germantown, TN

Major: Elementary Education

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#12

Jenna Franz – Miami University

Hometown: New Albany, Ohio

Major: Speech Communications

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#11

Brianna – UCLA

Birth Date: June, 1988

Hometown: Sunnyvale, Calif.

Major: Undeclared

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# 10

Katie Wafer – Arizona State University

Birth Date: September 14th

Hometown: Denver, CO

Major: Business and communications

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# 9

Marisa McKee – Baylor University

Hometown: Forney, TX

Major: Biochemistry

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# 8

Lauren Thompson – Arizona State University

Birth Date: February 16, 1988

Hometown: Scottsdale, Arizona

Major: Business and Communications, minor psychology

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#7

Whitney McMillan – Old Dominion University

Birth Date: July 14th, 1986

Hometown: New Kent, Va.

Major: Communications

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#6

Stephani DeBrucque – University of Oklahoma

Birthdate: April 6, 1988

Hometown: Tulsa, OK

Major: Pre-Dental Hygiene

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#5

Stephanie Chappars – Ole Miss

Hometown: Germantown, Tenn.

Major: Exercise Science

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# 4

Kelsi Metzler – University of Oregon

Birth Date: July 8, 1986

Hometown: Springfield, OR

Major: Sociology

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# 3

Britney Raymond – University of Florida

Birth Date: January 28, 1986

Hometown: Ashburn, Va.

Major: Physiology and kinesiology

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#2

Amanda Pflugrad – University of Oregon

Hometown: Pullman, Wash.

Major: Advertising with a minor in psychology

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#1

Elise – UCLA

Birth Date: November, 1988

Hometown: Newport Coast, Calif.

Major: Pre-med

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Check out the Cheerleader of the Week archive and if you think we missed someone let us know about it in the comments!

There is no history. No charm. There are no memories. But new Yankee Stadium is still a great ballpark. The main reason is because when you are in your seat, you don’t think you are in new Yankee Stadium. It looks so much like the old one. You feel like you are in a refurbished version of the empty stadium across the street.

Here are 10 more random thoughts and observations after attending Thursday’s opener:

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All we know about April is that she’s on the 2009 Kwicherbichen Bikini Team and that she’s awesome at having her picture taken. Besides that, we know nothing. But something tells us she probably causes a lot of bar fights, giggles and smokes Marlboro Lights – exactly COED’s kind of girl.

Check out April Cheryse’s Week That Was gallery here!

Friday: January 16, 2009

Will These Steroid-Era Baseball Stars Get Into the Hall of Fame?

Rickey Henderson and Jim Rice were recently elected into the baseball Hall of Fame. But for the third year in a row Mark McGwire failed to gain entry into Cooperstown. The Hall has a way of snubbing some of it’s greatest players, just look at Bert Blyleven who sits at #5 on the career strikeout list for pitchers with 3,701, but has yet to get elected after 11 years of eligibility.

Katy Perry Nude Photo Leaked!?!

Sweet fake lesbian Jesus, we may have just hit the sexy pop singer jackpot! Our good friends at Fleshbot.com (NSFW) have just received this reader-submitted photo of what appears to be an extremely naked Katy Perry. And while it hasn’t yet been confirmed whether or not this is actually Miss Perry, we can confirm that it sure looks a hell of a lot like her.

2009 SI Swimsuit Issue Cover Model Short List Revealed!

In mid-February, Sports Illustrated will unleash their 2009 Swimsuit issue! And that means one model will be picked to grace the cover. But who will it be this year? Based on some reliable insider information, we’ve narrowed the field down to eight likely contenders.

Nerds Rejoyce! Watchmen Case Settled

A couple of months ago we reported that Fox Studios filed a motion to halt the release date of Watchmen by Warner Brothers on March 6th.  On December 24th 2008, a judge declared, “Fox owns a copyright consisting of, at the very least, the right to distribute the Watchmen motion picture.” Last weekend attorney’s began negotiating a settlement.

Thursday: January 15, 2009

What Position Will Tim Tebow Play In The NFL?

If Tebow had decided to enter the NFL draft this year it is projected he would have gone in the middle of the first round. But at 6-foot-3-inch, 240-pounds most NFL scouts agree that Tim Tebow’s best position as a pro is probably not as quarterback. Some say Tebow is a “Pro Bowl tight end waiting to happen. Others see him as a safety. He could even be a running back.”  If you were an NFL GM where would you stick Tebow in your line-up? Vote below and tell us whether or not removing him from QB duties would be a retarded move.

The 32 Hotties of Friday Night Lights

After airing exclusively on DirecTV since last October, the award winning series “Friday Night Lights” is finally returning to NBC this Friday for its third season. And we here at COED couldn’t be more excited. Not only is the show one of the best on television, it has the longest parade of super hot chicks appearing in its episodes since Entourage.

5 Easy Ways To Get Fired Within 3 Hours

Jobs are important!  They give you a sense of self-worth In this day-and-age, everyone is concerned with keeping their job, I would like to give tips on how to do the opposite. Yes, I’ve been part of the workforce, but unlike most of you, my goal was to get fired—faster than you can say ”401k.” See, there’s an art to getting fired; especially within 3 hours or fewer. So, here are a few job ground rules to get yourself off on a bad foot with a new employer.

Wednesday: January 14, 2009

2009 Auto Show Girls

On January 17th, the 2009 North American International Auto Show officially kicks off in Detroit. And while the US auto industry might be on the rocks right now, that’s not stopping them from showcasing all the coolest up-and-coming rides. But if there’s one thing at a car show better than all the awesome cars, it’s all ridiculously hot models that go along with ‘em. So to get you ready for that hot-fest, we’ve put together some of the hottest car show models from around the world. Gentlemen, the 2009 Auto Show Girls.

How to Properly Attend a Porn Awards Show

Every red-blooded male’s dream is to be in a room full of porn stars. I—your trusty blogger have completed this mission by infiltrating a huge fancy porn award show for your benefit. This was my calling; this was my duty. So here are a few fun things to do to properly attend a porn awards show.

The 5 Worst Things About Deflowering a Virgin

Virgins. I love ‘em. No diseases, no loose as a goose V-jay, no skank. No nothin. Just pure pleasure. Thus begins Larry Clark’s 1995 film Kids, in which the main character, Telly, is a cherry popping fiend. From this movie to the Virgin Mary to (most recently) Natalie Dylan, virgins have been endlessly idolized throughout history, not only as symbols of purity and innocence, but as things that are also awesome to put your d*ck in. And for some of the reasons outlined by Telly, this idolization makes a bit of sense. Sure, they don’t have diseases, and yeah, their vaginas are tight. But the ‘pleasure’ aspect of that laundry list? Hardly! F*cking virgins is way more headache than its worth and than it has EVER been made out to be. Here are the five worst things about deflowering a virgin.

Katrina Darrell “American Idol Bikini Girl”: 109 Myspace Photos

If you watched “American Idol” last night, then you probably noticed “Bikini Girl” Katrina Darrell. She might not have been the best singer in the entire world (even if she did get through to the next round), but she sure knows how to rock a two-piece! Now, we’re not usually ones to toot our own horn but through some hard research we’ve uncovered a treasure trove of sexy Katrina Darrell photos. The photos you’ll see below are just the tip of the sexy iceberg! If you want to see all 100+ of Katrina Darrell’s leaked MySpace photos head over to COED Magazine Online’s Facebook Group for the rest of the bunch! Believe us, it’s worth it.

Tuesday: January 13, 2009

10 Pro Athletes Who Twitter

If the only people you’re following on Twitter are people you know, then you’re probably doing it wrong. Sure, it’s good to keep tabs on what your friends are up to, but is it really all that interesting? It’s high time you started following some people who actually are actually doing something interesting – like professional athletes! From Michael Phelps to Shaun White, we’ve got you covered with 10 Pro Athletes Who Twitter.

American Idol First Auditions Video Compilation: Ladies Edition

Tonight marks the beginning of the eighth season of American Idol, and that means a bunch of dumbasses making fools of themselves on national television. Good times, all around. But while many of the people that show up for the audition are about as talented as a nut sack, some of them truly rocked the house. So to remember the few to pass through the audition gauntlet unscathed by Simon Cowel’s dickheadedness, we’ve put together a video compilation of all the first auditions of the notable acts to come out of the American Idol star-machine.

Monday: January 12, 2009

Virgin Whore-in-Training Natalie Dylan Offered $3.7 Million, Still Waiting For ‘Better Offers’

Jesus F**king Christ! This Natalie Dylan selling her virginity thing is getting way, way, way out of hand. Since first announcing last September that she would be auctioning off her virginity at Nevada’s Bunny Ranch, over 10,000 men have put in bids for a chance to pop her golden cherry. No surprise there. But now the price has skyrocketed to more than $3.7 million! Let me repeat that: $3.7 million dollars to have sex with a virgin, once.

The AVN Adult Entertainment Expo 2009: Photo Edition

We here at COED have been closely been keeping tabs on this year’s AVN Adult Entertainment Expo, and now they’re sadly over. But since you already know who all was nominated for the AVN Awardsand which porn stars to follow on Twitter, it’s finally time to check out all the super hot photos from this AVN Expo! And all we can say is, you’re going to be kicking yourself for not being in Vegas.

Miss COED: Donna Feldman

One of the sexiest models in the business, 26-year-old model and aspiring actress Donna Feldman has been featured in the pages of loads of magazines, like FHM, Maxim UK and Stuff. On top of that, she’s appeared in music videos for artists like Justin Timberlake and Enrique Iglesias, and plays a supporting role in Adam Sandler’s You Don’t Mess with the Zohan.

Week In Re-Boob: Jan 5th – 12th

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.

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Nearly 8,000 people voted and Whitney McMillan of Old Dominion University has been named the 2008 Cheerleader Showdown Champion. Oregon’s Kelsi Metzler, who received 32% of the vote, jumped out to a quick lead but it was McMillan who secured the victory in the end with 42% of the fan vote. Congratulations to Whitney and ODU Monarch nation on the big victory!

Check out the voting page and galleries for all eight cheerleaders!

Gentlemen, it’s been a long year – a lot of ins, a lot of outs, a lot of what-have-yous. And we’re more than ready to get on to bigger and better times. But before moving forward, it’s important to look back on the important things. Now, you can call us superficial, vapid and vulgar, but no matter how hard we try, nothing seems more important than all the spectacular boobs 2008 had to offer. So let’s just take a moment to reflect on the past in the best way we know how – with the largest single collection of boobs on the Internet! We present to you, The Year in Re-Boob: 2008!

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Oh Marisa Miller, how we adore thee. With flowing blond hair, a perfect twinkling smile and the most mind-bogglingly rockingest body in all the land, this Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated cover model rivals even Megan Fox for the title of Hottest Chick on The F’ing Planet. So to celebrate her bodily godliness, we’ve compiled the Complete Marisa Miller Web Gallery Index, which includes every single gallery of Marisa Miller on the Internet (excluding duplicates, of course). There’s so many pictures here, we dare you to get through them all. (P.S. Don’t forget to vote for Marisa in Sports Illustrated’s Clicksy Awards!)

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Sports Illustrated’s Hot Clicks, one our favorite places to find out what’s happening online every day, is wrapping things up for the end-of-year with their newly launched Clicksy Awards. From bizarre stories to classic videos to sports highlights to the hottest women from around the world, vote on 28 categories of your favorite Hot Clicks content from 2008. Voting ends soon, so get your clicks in now!

Click here to vote in Sports Illustrated’s Clicksy Awards 2008 here!

Click to see Yasmin Jordao’s full gallery!

Friday, November 21th, 2008

Ohio State’s Mirror Lake Run Is Tonight!

Every year, on the eve of the Michigan vs Ohio State football game, thousands of Buckeye students strip down to nothing, run to Mirror Lake, a duck pond located in the middle of campus, and dive in. The scene is almost indescribable, looking like the ending scene of Titanic when the boat finally sinks and there are thousands of people flailing around in the icy cold water. Except in this case everyone is drunk and having the time of their life. It’s a tradition that has been going on longer than anyone can remember and two years ago COED was in Columbus, Ohio to experience the madness.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz Tormented Identity Fund

First of all, congratulations to Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson who just had their first baby boy. That’s great…Just a couple quick questions – are you people f**king retarded? You named him Bronx Mowgli Wentz? Really? What, did you pick it while huffing spray paint? The sad thing is, you probably spent hours, days – nay – months trying to choose the perfect name before you decided on this gem.

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Guitar Hero World Tour Giveaway!

Guitar Hero is back with its fourth edition, World Tour, which boasts a robust catalog of over 85 rockin’ hits ranging from Jimi Hendrix to Silversun Pickups.

If you haven’t been fortunate enough to pick up a copy, today is your lucky day, as we are giving away four copies of Guitar Hero World Tour and a $200 Game Stop gift card. How do you win?

Sports Illustrated Vs Victoria’s Secret Model Showdown Revisited

With the 2008 Victoria’s Secret’s fashion show coming up on December 3rd, there’s been talk about Victoria’s Secret and models everywhere these days. From past Victoria’s Secret fashion show galleries to mystery models to the 20 Hottest Models of All Time – these lovely ladies are obviously the sexiest ticket out there. But since most of the VS models have also appeared in Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition it begs the question, which publication (catalogues are publications, kinda) makes these smokin’ hotties look the best? Luckily for you, we’ve already put the two head to head so you can decide for yourself.

Top 10 Stupid-Hot Dumb Chicks

Just because a woman’s famous for her looks doesn’t automatically make her an idiot. But these 10 lovely ladies sure make that a difficult argument to back-up. Throughout their careers, these hot-bodied babes have been proving that you can be successful without having to have a fully functioning frontal lobe. But that doesn’t mean we don’t still want to see them naked!

April Rose Named Maxim’s 2008 Hometown Hottie Winner

Look what just blew in from the windy city! Twenty-year-old April Rose from Chicago, Ill has beat out hundreds of 919’s to pick up the title of Maxim’s 2008 Hometown Hottie champion. And we have to say, she’s not the only one who won, here. These pictures are so hot, it’s nice to know she’s going to be around from now on…

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008

10 Sexiest GQ Photoshoots

We have to admit, when it comes to taking hot photographs of Hollywood’s hot list, nobody does it better than GQ. They’re covers and photo spreads are so smokin’ it takes will power like a fire truck not to just stare at them all day. Well, we don’t have that kind of will power. Which is why we’ve compiled the hottest GQ shoots from the past couple of years, so you can forgo your will power too!

Miss COED: Ursula Mayes

This brunette bombshell has been pretty much everywhere. Ursula Mayes was a suitcase model on “Deal or No Deal,” she’s appeared in Maxim, Muscle & Fitness, OC Health and People’s “100 Most Beautiful People” issue – plus loads of Ursula merchandise, from calendars to women’s corsets. And she appeared on the cover of THQ’s “Juiced 2 Hot Import Nights” video game cover in 2007.

Vide-O-gazm: Robot Chicken Star Wars Episode 2

First off today we have Robot Chicken’s new Star Wars Episode II. Christina Aguilera’s Keeps Gettin’ Better Target commercial reconfirms our suspicion that Christina Aguilera is smokin’ hot! Dumbass vs Wine Bottle is almost as painful to watch as it is to..well, get smashed in the head with a freakin’ wine bottle. And hey, if hot busty chicks say the Internet works by using “magic,” it must be true. This is the creepiest mask you’ll see all day. ‘Bike Hero’ shows you what happens when someone has way too much time on their hands. And the Cold War Kids rock out in their new ‘Something Is Not Right With Me’ music video.

How To Make Free iPhone Ringtones Using iTunes

Downloading ringtones for your iPhone might not be the most expensive item on your budget, but that doesn’t mean making your own doesn’t totally rule! Using only iTunes (no gimmicks or downloads here), you can make ringtones for your iPhone from any part of any (DRM-free) song in your library.Now, I’m not particularly tech-savvy, but I have to say this is one of the easiest, raddest things for iPhone users to know.

Winterize Your Ride!

Winter’s arrived and that means your car is about to go through a tough couple of months. But if you know how to get ‘er into shape for the cold, there’s nothing to fear. Don’t and prepare for a frosty breakdown. Luckily, I was able to get Vern Gadnon, head instructor for Montana State’s Automotive and Technology Department (go Bobcats!) on the phone to give us the lowdown on how to winterize your ride.

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Hollywood’s Breast: “A”Listers and a Couple of “B”s

With most of Hollywood booking appointments at their local cosmetic surgeon for a little body “enhancement,” some of Tinsel Town’s hotties honeys have stayed true to their nature and rocked what their mama gave ‘em. Sure, they might not fill out a bikini as well as Heidi Klum or have the cleavage line of Scar Jo, but these bangin’ babes look every bit as hot. So to those with a little less than a handful, we at COED salute you.

5 Kick-Ass Kids Toys for Big Boys

Just because you’re a lot bigger (and probably fatter) than you were as a kid, that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t still be able to play with toys. And with the way technology’s going these days, you’re not going to believe the stuff kids these day have. From real night vision goggles to giant RC dinosaurs, these are five of the hot items this holiday season that you will probably just want to keep for yourself.

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Sexy Swedish Party Girls

Sweden – that magical land of meatballs, IKEA, reindeer and 6-foot-tall blonds. Just the word “Swedish” brings to mind fair-haired honeys gallivanting around in the snow in blue and yellow bikinis, throwing snowballs and making out – at least it does for us. And then we came across these Swedish girl party pictures, which further confirmed our everyone’s theory that Sweden is one of the sexiest countries on the planet. There’s so much Nordic booty here, it’s like a Viking ship after a good pillaging. Enjoy!

The 7 Funniest Black Men of All Time

With times getting tougher and tougher by the day, it’s important to remember to laugh every once in a while. So while the first black president prepares to take office and get this show back on the road, we thought we’d take a look at COED’s 7 Funniest Black Men of All Time for some comic inspiration.

Sex: You’re Doing It Wrong

According to a new survey by Men’s Fitness and Shape magazine, 85-percent of dudes think of themselves as “good” or “excellent” in the sack. However, the same survey reports that half of women think “very few” of the men they’ve been with have been good in bed, says the NY Post. Additionally, seven out of 10 women admitted to faking orgasms – the exact same number of men who believe they give their lady an orgasm every time. So basically, a whole lot of dudes think they’re a whole lot better at satisfying women than they really are.

The Week In Re-Boob: November 10th – 16th

Welp, it’s Monday, again, and you know what that means! Another Week In Re-Boob! We’ve got all the hottest galleries the interweb has to offer. So don’t worry if you missed any of last week’s skintastic sexiness, we’ve got you completely covered. You might want to take a deep breath before diving into this one.