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The 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is still hot off the presses, and we here at COED are beside ourselves with horniness glee over all the super sexy supermodels in this year’s edition. But instead of just idly browsing through photos, we’ve decided to help you get in on the action – by “poking” your favorite 2009 SI Swimsuit model! (On Facebook, of course.) As your digital wing-men, we’ve found the Facebook pages of (almost) every model in the 2009 Swimsuit Issue, putting you one step closer to meeting a dream-woman. So put down your bottle of Jergens, log into Facebook*, and give these lovely ladies a poke… and don’t forget to check out their smokin’ new galleries on SI.

*NOTE: Some links may not work if you’re not logged-in to Facebook

Personal Pages

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Fan Pages

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With the 2008 Victoria’s Secret’s fashion show coming up on December 3rd, there’s been talk about Victoria’s Secret and models everywhere these days. From past Victoria’s Secret fashion show galleries to mystery models to the 20 Hottest Models of All Time – these lovely ladies are obviously the sexiest ticket out there. But since most of the VS models have also appeared in Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition it begs the question, which publication (catalogues are publications, kinda) makes these smokin’ hotties look the best? Luckily for you, we’ve already put the two head to head so you can decide for yourself.

Check out Sports Illustrated vs Victoria’s Secret here!

Friday, September 5th

The 44 Hotties From Entourage

Sunday marks the premier of HBO’s hit series Entourage for its fifth season. And that means a return of the most bootylicious babe line-up on television. Like Beverly Hills: 90210 was for the 90s, Entourage is the go-to gig for newbie Hollywood hotties looking to launch their careers and a chance for everyone from A-listers to porn stars to strut their stuff on Cool Street. So to highlight the show’s true awesomeness, we’ve compiled the ultimate list of all the sexiest ladies to appear on Entourage, ever.

Ben Gordon Missed the Boat

Last summer, Ben Gordon was offered a 5-year, $50M contract extension from the Chicago Bulls but whined that as the team’s leading scorer, that wasn’t enough.

Now its only a few weeks from camp and Gordon’s contract status is still in limbo.  He still thinks he deserves something similar to the $71M deal the Bulls recently gave to Luol Deng, but the Bulls disagree.

Down to Four: US Open Semi-Finals Today

After four rounds and the quarter finals, the US Open is down to four women tennis players vying for the win. Today’s semi-final matches (schedule) include Elena Dementieva (Russia) versus Jelena Jankovic of Serbia, who’s currently ranked No. 2. Dinara Safina of (surprise, surprise) Russia versus American Serena Williams. If Serena beats Safina in this match, she’ll be the new World No. 1.

College Football Week Two: Cheerleader Edition

Finally, football season is in full swing and we’re freakin’ psyched! Last week’s opening games went pretty much as we predicted and we’re more than ready for this week. A lot of in, outs, what-have-you’s, and really, anyone could end up on top. Ok, not really anyone, but we don’t want to spoil your fun this early in the season. So here’s this week’s games of the top 10 presented by cheerleaders, as God intended.

Thursday, September 4th

How To Drop a Deuce In College

Going to college fosters several changes in one’s life. That goes without saying. Students must adjust to a fast paced lifestyle of partying, studying, and working, and in that order. But besides these obvious changes, some of us have to adjust to the idea of a communal bathroom. Now, not having to share a bathroom since my sister left for college three years earlier, I had gotten use to taking my time and not worrying about disturbing others with various noises and smells, other then myself. Even the family cat knew to stay away from my bathroom.

FHM Vs Maxim Model Showdown

After the much loved Sports Illustrated vs Victoria’s Secret, we’ve decided to put together the next installment of hottie head-to-heads: FHM vs Maxim. The best of the best, these two publications have helped define what it means to be a man in the 21st Century–and brought us the hottest chicks from across the globe every month of the year. But which one rolls out the hottest pictures?

The Pros and Cons of an Open Relationship

Open relationships are not just a thing of the past, something your parents tried out on the weekends back in the 70’s before STDs existed. They are alive and well today. And I’m here to explain some of the pros and cons of such a relationship for those of you who may be interested in giving it a try, or who want your friend to give it a try so you can get with his girlfriend that’s too hot for him.

Wednesday, September 3rd

Back-to-School: The Girls of NYU

Anyone who’s traveled to New York City in its warmer months knows the endless parade of spectacular eye-candy that saunters down every block of every street.

And if you live here, you know that the second extra warm day of the year ranks as the most bootylicious scene ever to behold–the most beautiful women in the world aching to show off their new wardrobe.

(Nobody plans for the first warm day, so they’re tragically covered.) But if you go anywhere south of 14th street, you know that the end of August holds another hidden gem–the return of NYU Girls.

The Smile Train Needs To Change Tracks

Dear Smile Train, I know you’re trying to do the right thing. But your cleft lip kid ad campaign sucks and it’s not f**king working. Sure, we’ve all seen it glaring at us from corners of the screen–poor, big-eyed kids with their faces torn up for no reason, giant white print pleading “A click of a mouse can save his life.” And I know that’s supposed to be good for your cause. But because of some ill-advised idea to put your ads on sites devoted to pictures of hot girls, not only do I not click on the ad, I close the whole damn window.

Abby Clancy FHM Pictures Hit The Net

FHM has released new pictures from a photoshoot with COED’s #1 sexiest WAG in the world and an Emegring Hottie of 2008, Abby Clancy. These new photos verify that Clancy really is one of the sexiest women on Earth.

Tuesday, September 2nd

Old vs New: 90210 Babe Showdown

Tonight marks the return of 90’s classic 90210 on the CW (8/7c) with a whole new cast of super-hotties for us to salivate over.

And while the 2008 version may not have the youthful sexiness of Shannen Doherty and Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, the new chicks are so fly, you might sprout wings just watching them. But when it comes down to which season was hotter, we’re leaving that up to you!

Check out all the hotness in our 90210 Babe Showdown

The Perfect Storm: How Gustav Helps McCain

As I write this, the Republican National telethon Convention has officially started. Following Obama and the Democrats, the Republicans began their convention Monday–albeit hindered “because of hurricane Gustav.” Convention coverage has barely broken the exhilarating stranglehold of natural disaster in the mainstream media. Those silly bastards just can’t shut up about the hurricane(s), something that affects only a small portion of the national population. And while it might seem like some small tragedy–and somehow unfair–that the Repubs won’t get as much coverage as the Democrats, don’t be fooled.

R.I.P. Don LaFontaine, aka “That Announcer Guy From The Movies”

Don LaFontaine was the Babe Ruth of Hollywood voice over actors. He single-handedly creating the field back in the 1960’s and lent his voice to over 5,000 movie trailers and nearly 350,000 commercials throughout his career.His most notable work includes the Godfather trilogy, the Terminator series, Cheaper By The Dozen, The Academy Awards, and a recent Geico commercial starring as “that announcer guy from the movies.”

Monday, September 1th

Why I hate Facebook: Reason #1

I hate Facebook. I even went so far as to “delete” my original account. (Which is never actually deleted, btw).  But because nobody else in the entire world seems to share my contempt for the ever-popular social networking Site, I decided to re-open an account in order to keep in touch with all the people who refuse to communicate in any way other than this silly Site. But it’s already come back to haunt me.

Below is an excerpt from an actual conversation between an ex/friend of mine from years past and me from this past weekend that perfectly exemplifies why I hate Facebook.

Sunday, August 31st

The Girls of Labor Day: Chicken Fight

Labor Day Weekend is sorta bittersweet.  On one hand, it’s the last weekend of Summer to throw down with your bros and check out a handful of bikini-clad honeys hanging around the BBQ.  On the other hand, it’s the last weekend of Summer… and that blows.

So rather than sit around and complain about the glorious days of past,  we here at COED thought we’d celebrate this Labor Day Weekend with two of the most awesome things about Summer:  Babes in Bikinis & Chicken Fights.  Yes, you are welcome.

Monday, July 21st

Beer Pong Gives You Herpes (Kinda)

Unprotected beer pong play is the cause of a significant increase in the transmission of herpes simplex virus-1 (HSV-1), which causes cold sores. According to the Center for Disease Control, reports of the virus are up 230-percent from 2007 in people ages 17 to 21, and it’s all from sharing cups. Because of the dramatic increase in the illness, universities and parents are beginning to take notice.

Pimp My Browser: The Top Firefox Add-ons For College Students

Firefox is the best browser available on the Internet. And that’s partly because there are hundreds of Firefox add-ons available. We’ve rummaged through the clutter to come up with the Top Firefox Add-ons For College Students.

These add-ons will make research more effective, offer innovative ways to harness media online and make make your general surfing experience better.

Tuesday, July 22nd

Sports Illustrated Vs Victoria’s Secret Model Showdown

Landing a spot in either one is the Golden Ticket of the modeling world–only the luckiest and the best make it in. So we’ve compiled all the models who’ve been lucky enough to rock the pages of both, and set them up against themselves in the sexiest head-to-head this side of heaven. You decide which publication takes the hotness to a higher level.

COED Presents: 10 Things Guys Hate About Sports

Sports are arguably too important in the average guy’s life.  Sports cause guys to skip family events and work obligations for meaningless mid-season games and preseason action. Yet there is the negative half of sports; the kinds of things that make the average guy cringe at when he spends his average 60 hours a week “with” his favorite teams. Now there can be a number of things guys hate about sports, but I thought I’d come up with just a few.

Wednesday, July 23rd

Alternative WNBA Publicity Stunts

As many of you heard, last night there was a “fight” in a WNBA game that looked about as real as a WWE wrestling match – we’re not the only one to make the case that this was a publicity stunt used to draw attention into the “intensity” of the sport.

Since the WNBA is now implementing circus like publicity stunts to draw attention to the league, we’ve decided to give them some more suggestions to help them up their fan base.

Sophie Monk’s Candid Beach-Shower Scene

Recently, Ryan Seacrest’s girlfriend Sophie Monk decided to take in some sun on the beaches of LA–luckily a paparazzi was on hang to snap pictures.

Wait till you see what happens to Sophie’s red bikini when she decides to clean off the sand under the beach-side shower. Let’s just say wet t-shirt contests don’t always need to involve plain white tee’s–paper thin red bikinis work just as well.

He Said/She Said: Are Thongs Really The Way To Go?

Society has been telling women for years that the sexiest thing to sport under just about anything is a thong. But what do guys really think? What do they really want to see when they shimmy that girl out of her newest pair of skinnies? Or, do they even really care? I mean…they got our pants off. Isn’t that enough?

Thursday, July 24th

How To Not Be A Douchebag Tourist In NYC

Millions of people visit New York City every year. Unfortunately, naive visitors throw a wrench into the delicate gears of this busy city with their clueless meanderings and obtrusive groups. Because of this, tourists are the most despised group of people in a city that likes to hate judge people.

Here are a few unwritten laws of the land that you must follow to avoid coming across as a total douche, and pissing everyone around you off in the process.

Amber Heard’s August 2008 Maxim Pictures

Pineapple Express star Amber Heard is the new hottness!  We missed Amber in our Emerging Hotties of 2008 list (oops…) but it is safe to say her star is on the rise.

Just look at these photos from Maxim’s August 2008 issue–definitely some of the steamiest pictures circulating the Net right now.

The Ladies of Craigslist’s Casual Encounters

You’ll find a lot of round-ups of super hot, perfectly posed, professionally photoshopped women here on COED. This is not one of those posts. This time, we’ve decided to focus on the “real women” of Craigslist.org’s Casual Encounter section–an eclectic mix of ladies out to get some good, “no strings attached” sex–if you don’t count herpes as a string…Sure they might be tattered, scandalous, haggard and mildly damaged, but at least they’re honest.

Screech Writing Saved by the Bell Tell-All

Dustin Diamond, who starred as Samuel “Screech” Powers on Saved By The Bell for 13 years, will write a tell-all book called Behind The Bell that delves into the “sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying” that took place on and off set.

Behind The Bell will be co-written by veteran ghostwriter Alan Goldsher. There is no release date schedule for the book.

Friday, July 25th

COED’s 10 Bands You Need To know, But Probably Don’t

Music is a funny industry. Like most other art, you’re praised if you’re even remotely aware of the underground and expected to, invariably, recognize the acts of the current mainstream. Myspace has managed to simultaneously make it easier and more difficult to keep up. Sure, there are thousands of new bands on Myspace that you would have never heard of before had it not been for the website–and it can all be very crowding to your musical mind–but they’re also all just a click away now. So get your little fingers ready for some intense clicking action. These Myspace links are probably gonna blow you away. Or…um…I hope at least one of them does.

Are You Whipped? Here Are The Signs

Two weeks ago, a buddy of mine (we’ll call him Ted) wasn’t allowed to attend a “Penthouse party” on the upper east side.

Why?

His girlfriend wouldn’t let him. It was a glorified house party on a rooftop, but since the word “Penthouse” was used she cracked the whip.

In the world of earth-shattering sexiness, no publications pump out hotter pictures of hotter babes than Sports Illustrated’s annual Swimsuit Issue and the bootylicious pages of the Victoria’s Secret catalog.

Landing a spot in either one is the Golden Ticket of the modeling world–only the luckiest and the best make it in. So we’ve compiled all the models who’ve been lucky enough to rock the pages of both, and set them up against themselves in the sexiest head-to-head this side of heaven. You decide which publication takes the hotness to a higher level.

Check out Sports Illustrated vs Victoria’s Secret after the flip! (more…)

Born in 1985, Jessica Gomes is an Australian model of Singaporean and Portuguese decent. She first exploded onto the scene in Sports Illustrated’s 2008 Swimsuit issue, and has stay just as hot. She’s also appeared in Vogue, Teen Vogue, Glamour, and the Victoria’s Secret catalog,  and in advertisements for Adidas, Gap, Motorola, and DKNY. And she just signed with Estee Lauder to represent Diddy’s Unforgivable fragrance. Basically, if you met her, you’d probably melt.

Visit Sports Illustrated to View Jessica Gomes’s Full Gallery

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Kanye West is living the good life as he is reported to be dating 25-year-old bikini babe, Selita Ebanks. We all know Kanye but who the F’ is Selita Ebanks (other than the proud owner of some of the best side-boob in the business)?

Get 5 facts about Ebanks, and her sexy photo gallery, after the jump! (more…)

Marisa Miller was recently spotted on the red carpet of Mokai. The SI Swimsuit covermodel was looking beautiful as usual.

Check out Marisa Miller’s Miss COED’s gallery after the jump!
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When it comes to the awesome combination of beauty and braun, women tennis players take the hot-athlete cake. So since Wimbledon 2008 starts today, we’ve decided to celebrate the parade of racket-weilding hotties by serving you COED’s quintessential list: ‘The Babes of Wimbledon 2008.’ You’re just going to love it…

Check out all The Babes of Wimbledon 2008 after the jump! (more…)