Toasts are like those speeches right before a climactic scene in a movie – they could make or break the experience. While many err on the long-winded side, we at COED are all about the short and sweet. So, we’re pretty pumped about this new 3 Word Toast giveaway that promotes Bacardi Oakheart spiced rum. Why? ‘Cuz you get a kick-ass Bacardi Oakheart-branded stein*. Need help? Maybe these toasts will jar something loose. Check ‘em out after the jump.

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If so, I can’t find it.
So Obama is done giving his speech, and I am flipping between MSNBC with Chris Matthews/Keith Oberman and FOX.
If Matthews and Oberman were any more up Obama’s ass – they would have been covered in sh*t. FOX on the otherhand, might has well have been burning pictures of Obama and were tearing apart every vocal inflecti… Click to read more

Tonight, two of the Democrats’ most vocal and vicious speakers will take the stage at the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Colorado. First to speak will be former President Bill Clinton, followed by vice presidential nominee Sen. Joe Biden.
While it’s still up in the air what President Clinton will say in his speech (which wasn̵… Click to read more

After doctors diagnosed Sen. Edward (Ted) Kennedy with brain cancer this week, colleague and presidential candidate Barack Obama has agreed to fill-in at Sunday’s Wesleyan graduation cerimony as the event’s commencement speaker. … Click to read more

COED magazine does not condone racism (or any other ridiculous Nazi standpoint) in any shape, way or form, but it must be said: Hitler has got flow for days.
Explicit rap lyrics are abound – watch and listen at your own risk:… Click to read more