Time is running out… better find that special someone a clutch last minute gift ASAP! All we want is Denise Milani, but we’ve seen your game. Weak sauce. You could pick up a sensible or sexy gift for your special someone, but with the stress that comes from holiday shopping, sometimes comic relief is in order. Here’s our list of WTF prank holiday gifts sure spice up your Christmas morning.

Next Friday my friend is throwing a Barack Obama victory party in Hoboken and decided to inform the world via Facebook Invite. She sent out the message this morning at 8:56AM then proceeded to send the invite again at 8:59AM, 9:32AM, 10:17PM and just a few minutes ago at 10:36PM – five times in a two hour span.
Annoying as hell, yes. Cocky as hell to set up an… Click to read more

We did it, world: through cutting-edge technology we have invented a canned cheeseburger.
Now before you get too excited, sit back for a second and realize this is it – we have reached the limits of human creativity. There is nothing left to invent, nothing left to do.
My only gripe is the canned burger’s Kalorien intake; it’s a bit high for… Click to read more

Oh, Myspace! How we love denying all your porn spam. How we love the hours we spend perusing your bad, drunken poetry and those lovely 3 a.m. photos of beer pong. Wait a second…
The next time we log in to MySpace, let’s just hit delete. January 30 is International Delete Your MySpace Account Day. The idea was started by Bloggasm’s Simon Owens, who realized… Click to read more

The latest trend to hit Hollywood is celebrities hitting the keyboard and sharing their feelings through MySpace blogs. Its been getting so much buzz that MySpace created a special section on their site devoted to this specific trend called MySpace Celebrity.
Think of it as TMZ for MySpace featuring celebrity bloggers, exclusive video, behind-the-scen… Click to read more

~CHecK oUT mY FRee WeBcaM!~
No thanks, Fembot.
Online-dating sites, while fun and successful for those in the know, can be very daunting to your average, not-so-computer-savvy individual. Getting lost in the sea of PC-murdering spam and creepy come-hithers when looking for a date online is quite simple when you don’t have a clue what to do.
What give… Click to read more

Once again MySpace proves why it’s an inferior digital music source.
Artists and user pages throughout the MySpace world have been viciously hacked by a Trojan virus.
Visitors of Alicia Keys MySpace click anywhere on her page and are redirected to “co8vd.cn/s” which asks the user to install video software by clicking “OK.̶… Click to read more

I always assumed that having an email address starting with “Editor@” would be a blessing and a burden – I was right. With every SPAM message, I chortle, but also realize that I have a responsibility not only to the Russian mail-order brides and the Nigerian billionaires that contact me on a daily basis, but to you – the readers of COE… Click to read more