Today’s WTF news items feature a man with a truly special dong that doubles as a carrying case for drugs, a couple of artists who make masterpieces out of William S. Burroughs’ dung, and a survey that revealed 1/3 of Russians believe the sun revolves around the Earth. Read more wackiness after the jump!

Today’s WTF news items feature a car your girlfriend will want to put in her mouth, sailing the seven seas while high as a kite, and aliens slowly building their army across the galaxy to take us over. Read more after the jump!

Gone are the days when men would rule the “tough guy” roles in film. More and more women have made their way into the leading roles where strength and tenacity are key. These women have fought everything from zombies to psychotic murderers, all while bringing class and hotness to the screen. These are the truly badass women of Hollywood and it’s time they get some recognition.

We”re Going To Ibiza!” Yes, it’s back to Ibiza for Coed Magazine in 2010!
Are you ready for the ultimate Party vacation?! Ibiza is life changing, a religious experience – it’s like Mecca for “Househeads”.  Newbies start talking about their next trip back before leaving the island, while for Ibiza Alumni it’s impossible to walk into a hotspot anywhere… Click to read more

Astronauts aboard the International Space Station received a special software upgrade this week – personal access to the Internet and the World Wide Web via the ultimate wireless connection.  Communication was cut off for three and a half minutes.  When communication was re-established the astronauts seemed much less . . .er. . .stressed.
Expedi… Click to read more

You’re in for a treat this summer: Star Trek is poised to be a popular success on the level of Iron Man. It’s exciting, funny, and entertaining in ways that are accessible both to die-hard Trekkies and average movie lovers. Except for the parts where it sucks… (Spoiler Alert!)

Apparently, the number of bumper stickers you have on you’re car can predict how likely you are to participate in road rage type behavior, . And it doesn’t even matter what the stickers say. “If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, Go F**k Yourself” is as much a risk as “My Son’s An Honor Roll Douche.”
According to Psychologist William Szlemko… Click to read more

Rachel’s Gentleman’s Club in Florida gives away complimentary flu-shots and free lunch to the elderly. No word on worthwhile benefits for pervy middle-age guys, though. (WESH)
I won’t even attempt to divulge any thoughts on this real-life space opera. (Pravda)
Woman murders her boyfriend when she found his porn stash. Let this be a le… Click to read more

In the wonderful world (bubble) of a college student, it seems very little can be accomplished without an adequate “pregameâ€? beforehand. It’s common to hear exchanges like,“Wanna go bowling tonight?â€?
“Dude yea! Let’s pregame!â€?
“We should go see that new horror flick guys.â€?
“Hell yea, but it’ll be ten times scarier if we smoke th… Click to read more